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I like company of beautiful, fit women. If you are a dancer or a woman who likes dancers - send me mail and we can enjoy one of the clubs in austin, tx (or maybe san antonio too). A couple of drinks, some flirting with the cutie pies and some lap dances - all good for the body and mind !
Roger
La Baby Bar Strip Club
Austin, TX
Surprisingly this small club has been open since 2023. Free parking for around 20 cars. Saturday 6 PM I parked and a pretty and slim girl with glasses was taking a smoke break near entry.…
La Baby Social Strip Club
Austin, TX
New club in Austin. Even though club advertises 5 PM opening, it does not open until 6 or 7 PM. And dancers trickle in from 8 PM. This is a small cozy bar with small…
Las Diosas
Austin, TX
This used to be Landing Strip, then Maximus. And now Las Diosas. A Spanish strip club. Parking is available, free and safe to park. Fri/sat evenings may also optionally offer valet. No bouncer on duty,…
Although - this is a discussion topic, I am writing as an article. The topic is important and relevant to us TUSCLers - and Articles have a bit more staying power (discussion threads get lost in the discussion-sea within a day). ROB is Rip Off Bitch Flaky Dancer is one who is unable to honor commitments. Both have undesired results for us.…
For next 3 months I'll do a sweetard experiment and report results here (as a reply) When I feel like it - I'll go in a strip club as a generous and loaded guy - and - who is the not the sharpest tool in the shed. Sloppy with money. Gullible. But a gentleman. In one word - "sweetard". I'll be…
Recently went to Brazil on business. Then extended trip by a few days for fun. And we know TUSCL members are not pimple-laced nubes visiting strip clubs. We've got black-belts in strip-club-ology that equate goodness to mileage. So why not turn to Backpage for ultimate mileage? Short answer - the majority of backpage service providers are not attractive. Some…
Front Room
While scrolling through Discussions, I was getting annoyed san jose guy had taken up majority of the scroll space bumping his own long ass threads. Some were 5 years old. Off topic of course. Was about to move on, I…
Front Room
This is sensational. Must watch. At $40, Wall Street Hedge Funds decided Gamestop is worth only $20 and announced they will Short Sell this stock. Gamestop did not go to $20 as expected. Instead landed above $300. Hedge funds facing…
Front Room
Imagine this: You interview for a cashiers job at the local grocer. The grocery owner interviews you and hires you. But then also adds - hey I got you the job, what about my commission. $100. And under the table please. Most…
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