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NotSteve

I am a middle aged male who never previously went to a strip club because of the wife, but am now going through a divorce and decided to go.

Lessons Learned:

1. Stripper quality varies due to experience and skill. You may end up with a cute stripper with a great face and hair, nice body, but can't dance worth a shit. Thank her for the dance, tip her, but don't get mad. Tell her you are not interested next time she asks if you want to dance.

2. Even if you want to tell your stripper you are not interested (due to poor performance the last time), your ego can get in the way of making good decisions. I went back for a second night and 2 girls who I met the other night were greeting at the entrance next to security. They remembered my name which inflated my ego greatly. They then proceeded to tell the security guy that they better "search" me for contraband, which they did at the same time. Followed by hugs and the asking for the first dance. Of course I said yes, even though it was the bad dancer. Obviously her experience did not improve over the course of a few days.

3. Some dancers will overcharge for the 2 for 1 deals. There was no need to overcharge, as I always tipped well. Other dancers did not overcharge in the 2 for 1. A thoughtful girl will charge the correct price for services rendered.

4. Lighting can be poor in the private rooms. I forgot I had a $100 in my wallet and accidentally gave her $120 instead of $40. They will use slight of hand to hide the larger bill when they can. Even when asked, they will lie. Alcohol and dim lighting can affect your ability to see and your thought process. A thoughtful girl will alert the customer to his mistake.

5. Sometimes less attractive girls will "try harder". This can make for a better experience than with a more attractive girl who doesn't do as much. This can also mean violating certain guidelines, etc. A less attractive girl was the first to take off my polo shirt, etc. I think most will get the drift.

6. Some dancers will start a private dance in the middle of a song or even near the ending, and charge you for 2 dances when she should not have started until the song begins. This is done deliberately. A thoughtful girl always waits.

7. Some girls will get the most expensive drink they have at the bar. A thoughtful girl will ask what I am having, and follow my lead. If she only drinks a certain drink and it is expensive, it would be nice of her to ask, especially when she sees I am ordering well drinks (which by the way were full of alcohol and not watered down).

8. Be aware of your alcohol consumption. Take a cab if you are not sober enough to drive. If you think ahead of time, take your lawyer's business card with you and a business card or two of the local cab companies. It never hurts to be prepared.

9. Some dancers will proposition you for sexual acts. Don't be afraid to say no.

10. Some dancers will give you their pity story in an attempt for more money from dances, or just in hopes you will give them money. Don't be afraid to say no.

11. Some dancers will be high or drunk. Sometimes this will result in a poor dance, or sometimes it will result in your best dance of the night, especially if they are into it.

12. You will get pressured for extras, such as VIP Room or Shower Dances. Don't be afraid to say no. You will find that quoted prices for the Shower Dances can vary, even greatly vary.

13. Everybody lies - strippers and customers. When you realize the lie, ignore it
and move on. Don't point out the discrepancies.

14. Couples do come to the clubs, and the wives of the customers can be hot too. When she kisses the stripper at the tip line or does other things, feel free to look. For me it was the first time I saw two women passionately kiss in person. It was definitely cool.

Tips:

1. Shower and shampoo, get a shave and a haircut just prior to going. Put on a good cologne and deodorant. Dress to impress. It will result in better service.

2. Wear dark shorts and a button-down shirt of comfort and easy access (weather permitting).

3. Leave the cell phone and any weapons at home or in the car. You will be searched upon entering the club.

4. If they have valet parking, ask if you can self-park. Most of the time they have an area for that which is only a few feet from the valet parking.

5. Tip your waitress well and your stripper well. Most of the time you will reap the rewards. Good money management is key to having an enjoyable night.

6. Don't forget to you are there to have a good time. Enjoy yourself.