How I get Pussy in Strip Clubs
CapnJer
1. When asked for a lap dance, say 'No Thanks' and give her $20. Ask her if she has children and where the baby dad is. Most dancers are honest in that regard and you will get a sense of where she is coming from. Girls without kids usually have a drug habit, unless they are full time in college, or hair dresser school. Tell her that while getting ur dick rubbed would be enjoyable, ur looking for more than a strip club relationship.
2. Offer her a drink. If she orders up an expensive drink end your quest and move on. If she orders a non-alcoholic drink you may be on to something.
3. Ask her what her boyfriend does for a living. If she say she lives with her parents you are closing in on some pussy. So many young dancers fucked some loser guy they thought was the love of their life and got knocked up, only to find that he moved on, not willing to take responsibility for his child, and they have turned to dancing because their parents can't afford to support them. They have yet to have an orgasm.
4. Look at the tattoos and ask about them. Many of these girls are mature beyond their physical age. If she's got tattoos about her children that's a good sign. If she's got bizarre shit then she's still on drugs, move on.
5. On your next encounter agree to a dance, but instead of dick rubbing, take control of the dance and embrace and caress her, slow her down, in an non-verbal way become intimate, hug her, say words like, 'I just want to hold you, I don't need to have my dick rubbed'.
These girls are people and while some are there for drug money, some are there because this is the only way to provide for their children. If you can tap into that emotion, and want some young pussy on a regular basis, and are willing to take on a part of the rent, cable, phone, electric and auto insurance bills, then like me, you will enjoy sex a woman 40 years younger than you are.
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kinda made me chuckle...
The whole post made me laugh. Hard.
until this part
"and are willing to take on a part of the rent, cable, phone, electric and auto insurance bills, then like me, ..."
Step 1: Ask her if she fucks for money.
Step 2: If she says yes, fuck and give her money.
I don't know where people get the idea that this is complicated.
Capn, my advice to you is to never give advice on this topic. Ever.
@Capn: Yuo received a fair amount of criticism simply because a lot of the strip club hounds in here understand that much of what you posted is crap. Young girls who live at home (hence have less cash pressures) and who don't drink (i.e., are taking a more professional approach) are usually not great OTC targets. Also, it is a myth that most of the girls without kids are drug addicts and girls with tattoos hear questions about them constantly dude, so you are not doing anything revolutionary by asking about them.. Finally, if you tell a stripper upfront that you are looking for "more than a SC relationship" and then get all clutchy in the VIP area, you're likely to come off as needy and fucking creepy as hell, making even willing girls second guess themselves. Net-net, your targeting, assumptions and approach are all way off base IMHO.
@Dougster: Whining from the kiddie table again? ;)
Why not just purchase one? At 60+ you should be able to afford it unless you have bad $$$$$ money management skills. I see too much in the way of useless reviews & articles from people trying to get a short free membership.
This from the guy who admonishes younger guys to avoid growing up to be like him.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart.
My opinion = The truth
He thinks that strippers without kids are drug addicts? Come on, man! There are so many different types of dancers and so many personalities. To me that's what makes the whole thing fun. And I've done just fine ITC and OTC without using Capn's "pimptastic" ideas.
Oh, btw Capn, I'm not young, but I have plenty of friends, a good job and get plenty of non-SC pussy. I go to SC's because it's fun and the variety keeps me going back since you never know what's going to happen on a given trip. Maybe you should just try being yourself and NOT use some "magic formula" and you might find yourself getting more (and better) pussy in general.
Want to go to a club and get sex?
1. Find a club where the girls offer sex.
2. Go there.
If you really want to prove that your game is still there try to get pussy in the real world.
I do get the general intent of the article. Just having fun with the literal translation here.
So – it’s not possible that she had gotten bizarre tattoos and then got off drugs – being off drugs does not mean the bizarre tattoos go away :). Also, often people/dancers get bizarre tattoos when they are young, stupid, and wild – not necessarily when on drugs.
According to the OP’s profile, he just joined TUSCL last month. I think the OP should have read the TUSCL discussion board for a while prior to writing an article to realize that his game is weak as compared to many of the TUSCLers.
Suffering through that article would've been worth it if there were pearls of wisdom on how to FUCK HER FOR FREE, but in the end of your article, you're still paying for it! Sheeesh!
To paraphrase Dougster, you're not a stud by paying for sex from a girl that fucks for money anyway (or rent, cable, phone...etc).
Just ask her.
TUSCL...new requirement for membership..."good" articles.
I bet it will be 10 pages long, and the last sentence will be "Then, buy her a vibrator."
Bad game.
No game.