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How I get Pussy in Strip Clubs

Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:00 AM
I can only share my experiences from strip clubs in Fort Myers, FL. I'm a dirty old man who uses psychology to get pussy from strip club dancers and I'll share it in order to get a free VIP membership here. 1. When asked for a lap dance, say 'No Thanks' and give her $20. Ask her if she has children and where the baby dad is. Most dancers are honest in that regard and you will get a sense of where she is coming from. Girls without kids usually have a drug habit, unless they are full time in college, or hair dresser school. Tell her that while getting ur dick rubbed would be enjoyable, ur looking for more than a strip club relationship. 2. Offer her a drink. If she orders up an expensive drink end your quest and move on. If she orders a non-alcoholic drink you may be on to something. 3. Ask her what her boyfriend does for a living. If she say she lives with her parents you are closing in on some pussy. So many young dancers fucked some loser guy they thought was the love of their life and got knocked up, only to find that he moved on, not willing to take responsibility for his child, and they have turned to dancing because their parents can't afford to support them. They have yet to have an orgasm. 4. Look at the tattoos and ask about them. Many of these girls are mature beyond their physical age. If she's got tattoos about her children that's a good sign. If she's got bizarre shit then she's still on drugs, move on. 5. On your next encounter agree to a dance, but instead of dick rubbing, take control of the dance and embrace and caress her, slow her down, in an non-verbal way become intimate, hug her, say words like, 'I just want to hold you, I don't need to have my dick rubbed'. These girls are people and while some are there for drug money, some are there because this is the only way to provide for their children. If you can tap into that emotion, and want some young pussy on a regular basis, and are willing to take on a part of the rent, cable, phone, electric and auto insurance bills, then like me, you will enjoy sex a woman 40 years younger than you are.

48 comments

  • Clackport
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    12 years ago
    You make some ok points, but you kind of ruined it when you say you're only writing this article to get a free membership.
  • mikeya02
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    12 years ago
    What kind of psychology is this? You score with loser chicks that will do anything with anybody for money.
  • TABB
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    12 years ago
    Tip #5 made me laugh.
  • samsung1
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    12 years ago
    The drug addicts are usually the easiest to score with. The single moms take their stripper job too serious to risk losing it. Just based off my limited experience in Columbus Ohio
  • Dolfan
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    12 years ago
    "Just based off my limited experience in Columbus Ohio" kinda made me chuckle...
  • jusflor
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    12 years ago
    Dude, you are just paying for it.
  • lopaw
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    12 years ago
    "Tip #5 made me laugh." The whole post made me laugh. Hard.
  • rogertex
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    12 years ago
    for a moment I got excited until this part "and are willing to take on a part of the rent, cable, phone, electric and auto insurance bills, then like me, ..."
  • sinclair
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    12 years ago
    I wish I wouldn't have wasted 30 seconds of my life reading this nonsense.
  • BigBillPayed
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    12 years ago
    I am going to reread this when I turn 60. Or i catch a STD
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    Or, you could try the easy method, which works well and doesn't take so long or waste so much fucking money: Step 1: Ask her if she fucks for money. Step 2: If she says yes, fuck and give her money. I don't know where people get the idea that this is complicated.
  • rickdugan
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    12 years ago
    I was seriously starting to break out the various flaws in these theories and then it dawned on me: Why bother? This is either a joke post or its author is so ignorant that a serious response is simply not warranted. This article should be titled, "How NOT top get pussy from even the loosest girl in a Strip Club." Capn, my advice to you is to never give advice on this topic. Ever.
  • cmdr
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    12 years ago
    georgmicrodong said it best...that's the best way to do it.
  • Dain
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    12 years ago
    After meeting a new girl and chatting for a bit, I just say, "You enjoy masturbating, don't you?" When they say Yes (only one girl in 20 years has said No), I say, "Let's do it together." The next encounter, I thank them for the show and my cum, then up the ante. No later than the third encounter, I say, "You enjoy fucking, don't you?" And the rest is history, ITC (e.g. today) or OTC (e.g. last week). Today, I had two offers of full service, three of hand jobs, and two of phone numbers--just my average Friday. I must admit, though, that things have gotten this good only since the economic downturn began.
  • jackslash
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    12 years ago
    I can't tell if this is bull shit or complete bull shit.
  • SexyBri20
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    12 years ago
    This Is Very Funny! Wow Sounds Like A Lonely Pervert
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    I thought it was just a parody of Rick_TheIdiot_Dugan's "system" myself.
  • CapnJer
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    12 years ago
    In response to the comments I've received on my article... I am more than 60 years old but look to be 50. My article was not a joke. I chuckled at the ridicule that's been posted. Any guy under the age of 45 should be scoring outside of strip clubs unless he's a complete loser. The every day, regular strip club customers are either old men like me or younger losers needing a woman's company. It's sad alright, so live your life accordingly and find a good woman, so you don't wind up like me
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    Jesus, why do you even bother to go on living if you have such a low opinion of yourself and what you're doing?
  • Omega22
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    12 years ago
    Wow CapnJer thanks for your opionion on younger people in strip clubs. I think it is cute that you are under the impression that I give a damn what you think about young guys like me. I am not a loser and the strippers prefer me since I don't need Viagra.
  • CapnJer
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    12 years ago
    It sounds like Omega22 and georgmicrodong have serious insecurity problems. To say that 'strippers prefer me...' is a joke. Strippers prefer customers with money. I once did a survey in a Fort Myers club, and asked five strippers; (1)what percentage of guys get hard when your dancing on them,(2) what percentage of guys who get hard actually cum in their pants when your dancing on them. The answers were; 33-50%, 15-25%. So boys, ease up on the criticism, whether I take Viagra or not is not what this discussion is about. If your under 45 and hang out in a strip club every day my advice is to get a life.
  • Omega22
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    12 years ago
    CapnJer I don't have insecurity problems. Also I do have a life. I have a college degree in finance, planty of friends, full time job, and my own place. How many of those things can you claim? I bet none of them. Everything you say is most likely made up. Anybody can come on to the Internet and make up statistics. I don't believe in anything you are writing. I have plenty of money and know more about strip clubs than you.
  • rickdugan
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    12 years ago
    @Omega: Calm down son. The more you try to defend yourself the more you feed into this guy's belief that you are insecure. @Capn: Yuo received a fair amount of criticism simply because a lot of the strip club hounds in here understand that much of what you posted is crap. Young girls who live at home (hence have less cash pressures) and who don't drink (i.e., are taking a more professional approach) are usually not great OTC targets. Also, it is a myth that most of the girls without kids are drug addicts and girls with tattoos hear questions about them constantly dude, so you are not doing anything revolutionary by asking about them.. Finally, if you tell a stripper upfront that you are looking for "more than a SC relationship" and then get all clutchy in the VIP area, you're likely to come off as needy and fucking creepy as hell, making even willing girls second guess themselves. Net-net, your targeting, assumptions and approach are all way off base IMHO. @Dougster: Whining from the kiddie table again? ;)
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "I'll share it in order to get a free VIP membership here" Why not just purchase one? At 60+ you should be able to afford it unless you have bad $$$$$ money management skills. I see too much in the way of useless reviews & articles from people trying to get a short free membership.
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    "It sounds like Omega22 and georgmicrodong have serious insecurity problems." This from the guy who admonishes younger guys to avoid growing up to be like him. Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart.
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Not sure why you're hating on this CapnJer, Rick. He actually seems pretty funny. Plus the two of you have similar goals in mind. Systematize and perfect the science and art of paying hookers for sex. (Now, I'm with those that say no system is going to any better than just asking if they fuck for money, but hey, don't let cynics like us stand in your way. Where would the Wright Brothers have gone if they got deterred by the cynics, right?)
  • HSolo0215
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    12 years ago
    No kids, not in college, don't live with my parents, and I don't have a drug habit. And you, my friend, are a desperate loser.
  • Ermita_Nights
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    12 years ago
    Hey, at least this article isn't plagiarized like the previous two.
  • cdrhi
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    12 years ago
    This book has been written a long time ago! "Confessions of a Sugar Daddy".
  • jthershey
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    12 years ago
    I think Capn suffers from what alot of people suffer from: My opinion = The truth He thinks that strippers without kids are drug addicts? Come on, man! There are so many different types of dancers and so many personalities. To me that's what makes the whole thing fun. And I've done just fine ITC and OTC without using Capn's "pimptastic" ideas. Oh, btw Capn, I'm not young, but I have plenty of friends, a good job and get plenty of non-SC pussy. I go to SC's because it's fun and the variety keeps me going back since you never know what's going to happen on a given trip. Maybe you should just try being yourself and NOT use some "magic formula" and you might find yourself getting more (and better) pussy in general.
  • inno123
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    12 years ago
    By tipping $20 up front for no reason he intentionally gives the impression that he has a lot of money and can be manipulated into giving it away. In the dancer's mind the underlying tone of the rest of the 'relationship' in her mind is going to be built on that template. Want to go to a club and get sex? 1. Find a club where the girls offer sex. 2. Go there. If you really want to prove that your game is still there try to get pussy in the real world.
  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    I thought the article was funny in spots. However following some of the advise would lead me to getting ripped off, air dances,and then arrested if it were possible to fuck a girl 40 years younger than me. I do get the general intent of the article. Just having fun with the literal translation here.
  • dondoes969
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    12 years ago
    I call bullshit.
  • paulrevere
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    12 years ago
    I've read worse articles - I've probably written worse. I agree with the one commentator - if you're going there to pay for it, just pay for it. Don't pretend it's a relationship or you're getting some kind of discount. Hey, if this works for this fellow, though, leave him alone. What I've found is you put in the same amount of work in a strip club to end up being friends as you would at a regular bar to get more. But being friends with the occasional exceptional dancer that you like can be fun as shit. But just like any relationship, you don't buy friends or lovers. You can buy sex, though, and this may be a way that is more satisfying to some people.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    “If she's got tattoos about her children that's a good sign. If she's got bizarre shit then she's still on drugs, move on.” So – it’s not possible that she had gotten bizarre tattoos and then got off drugs – being off drugs does not mean the bizarre tattoos go away :). Also, often people/dancers get bizarre tattoos when they are young, stupid, and wild – not necessarily when on drugs. According to the OP’s profile, he just joined TUSCL last month. I think the OP should have read the TUSCL discussion board for a while prior to writing an article to realize that his game is weak as compared to many of the TUSCLers.
  • Dain
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    12 years ago
    I get lots of pussy in strip clubs. The first step is to ask.
  • bart1
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    12 years ago
    Capn.Jer.......ignore all the negative comments !!! you right on!! what you said sure applies to Colombia, i agree with you u totally.. i make 3 or 4 trips of the year to Colombia, my favorite girl has 2 tattoos which are her sons names [i have met the kids], also her parents and grandparents... she is divorced and lives with her parents. She attends university 4 hours per day and dances in the pm .. by the way i am 40 years older..
  • randy77
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    12 years ago
    Dougster - you feeling OK? You let this guy off easy. Suffering through that article would've been worth it if there were pearls of wisdom on how to FUCK HER FOR FREE, but in the end of your article, you're still paying for it! Sheeesh! To paraphrase Dougster, you're not a stud by paying for sex from a girl that fucks for money anyway (or rent, cable, phone...etc). Just ask her.
  • she_is_covfefe
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    12 years ago
    This post made me puke.
  • mmdv26
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    12 years ago
    This article definitely overthinks the concept of how to fuck a stripper. Forget the kids, parents, drugs, tats, boyfriends, etc. Some girls will tell you they fuck for dollars, and some you will have to waste some money on before you enter that realm. One think for sure, most strippers will fuck you at some price point.
  • skibum609
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    12 years ago
    I feel like a relic, but does anyone go to strip clubs because they like a cold beer and touching young pretty women? I find it relaxing and entertaining, but I still look forward to going home and resuming my regular life which includes a wife. Its not a big deal to buy sex and I have no idea why anyone feels the need to tell others how to pay for it.
  • skibum609
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    12 years ago
    I feel like a relic, but does anyone go to strip clubs because they like a cold beer and touching young pretty women? I find it relaxing and entertaining, but I still look forward to going home and resuming my regular life which includes a wife. Its not a big deal to buy sex and I have no idea why anyone feels the need to tell others how to pay for it.
  • Leonard313
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    12 years ago
    Okay, that was literally the worst advice for getting pussy that I've ever read from a male. TUSCL...new requirement for membership..."good" articles.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    12 years ago
    Are you also going to write a article about how to give them their first orgasm? I bet it will be 10 pages long, and the last sentence will be "Then, buy her a vibrator."
  • Georgewalker
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    12 years ago
    Terrible advice. Bad game. No game.
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    I farted
  • Aurora5
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    9 years ago
    I think some of his information is inaccurate, but, for the most part he's onto something. And if a guy said to me "do you fuck for cash?" Either his drink would in his face or he better have $13,000 up front just to flatter me and make me smile. Unless your name is Jay-Z, Usher, Nelly, Sean Paul, Johnny Depp or Robert Downey Jr. Of course.
  • Aurora5
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    9 years ago
    And for the record, I never said I would do anything at all for 13 G, I said I wouldn't throw your drink in your face.
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