How Best To Enjoy a 3 girl show or A Sandwich

5/7/2012 12:00:00 AM

The number one male fantasy is of course FFM. Shortly thereafter follows the MMF variety. In a strip club setting many times, I have been asked to accommodate the FFM fantasy.

In this article, I would like to address specifically how to better enjoy THIS fantasy of sheer *B*L*I*S*S*!

First of all, it is of utmost importance that the two girls that you select for your fantasy are compatible with one another. There is nothing worse that will be a buzz kill than the selection of non- compatible girls. Remember although this is YOUR fantasy. The reality is not all the girls are compatible in real life. Most are, however not all are. Check with your favorite girl first to make sure to avoid any awkward or uncomfortable moments. This is crucial and critical for both of your enjoyment! You don't want a lackluster performance.

Next, by all means sniff out the competition. Seriously guys. Hygiene is paramount. Let's face it. Take a moment to observe the other girls in action on the satellite stages. If they throw their legs over your neck or shoulders, and you become the RUNNING MAN, BRO, RUN, Don't walk! Hygiene is key and this is YOUR fantasy. You don't want it ruined with unpleasant memories. 'Nuff said!

Take a few minutes to sit both of your girls down and get an overview of how much your intended budget is. Are you guys going to do 2 dances at 30 bucks each? So, that's 120? If you leave happy maybe a tip for good measure?

If you are looking to blow it out and having a celebration for a divorce or bachelor party; be specific. Say my budget is 1200. What will that get me in the champagne room?

Girls are usually pretty flexible and will be more than willing to help you out. They want you to have fun. Moreover, we want you to come back.

You want to make sure your coupling doesn't interfere with the attention that you receive. The 3some dynamic is one that if played right with the right combination of good girl bad girl can be a dream cum true!

Happy lapping!

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Alucard

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13 years ago

"The number one male fantasy is of course FFM"

I completely & TOTALLY disagree!! It is NOT my #1 Fantasy. I've tried twice in my Strip Clubbing career. It was a TOTAL waste of my money both times. I'll NEVER do it again.

Ermita_Nights

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13 years ago

Agree with Drac. If I had a shorter attention span, maybe it would work. But I found it too distracting. Too much going on. Like when they turn on the flashing disco lights. I wouldn't call it a waste of time, but certainly a waste of money, since I could have more fun with half the cash.

lopaw

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13 years ago

You really can't enjoy a three-person show in a SC comfortably.
I've done my FFF a few times, and it's never lived up to it's expectation. OTC, yes - it's awesome.
But ITC? Nope. Never again.

Alucard

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13 years ago

Sorry, but threesomes just don't do it for me. I'm STRICTLY a 1 woman at a time man regarding Sex!

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

Nice article, avalons7. Agree completely with the dynamics comments. Everybody should have something to do.

But...freakin' unicorns? WTF, over? Where's the boobies? How about some kitty?

:))

RossVa

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13 years ago

"How Best To Enjoy a 3 girl show or A Sandwich"

Unless the person getting the dance is a female, wouldn't it be a 2 girl show, not a 3 girl show?

Also, I would disagree about "Shortly thereafter follows the MMF variety."

canny

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13 years ago

@Alucard, I disagree. I loved it when I had a threesome! I do agree with you on paying for a threesome though, it isn't worth it. I also have no interest in extras ITC either. Who wants to have a clock ticking during sex?

JackKash

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13 years ago

Tits, I just remember lot's of tits in my face and not getting a chance to breathe.

Cheo_D

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13 years ago

@JackKash: yup, matches my experience. But really it's something I go for only every once in a while, else I stretch out my budget one-on-one.

Alucard

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13 years ago

"@Alucard, I disagree. I loved it when I had a threesome! I do agree with you on paying for a threesome though, it isn't worth it. I also have no interest in extras ITC either. Who wants to have a clock ticking during sex?"

To each their own. :)

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

"The number one male fantasy is of course FFM."

True statement. Survey after survey has confirmed that, statistically, this is the most common fantasy.

Whether it remains so for those who've actually tried it is another question entirely. :)

Alucard

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13 years ago

"True statement. Survey after survey has confirmed that, statistically, this is the most common fantasy"

I guess my Main Brain (Upper, NOT Lower) is just wired differently than the small group of males that would be questioned in a typical survey. It is not even in my Top 10. LOL

shadowcat

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13 years ago

I'll bring the mayo. :)

dallas702

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13 years ago

The only times I have found ITC FFM to be fun and "worth the price" have been at relatively low mileage places with $10 dances. And I agree that the dancers MUST be "compatible." Otherwise, two dancers at once is just twice the cost for half the action.

OTC is an entirely different matter. THAT can be really fun.

10inches

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13 years ago

tried it only once in VIP. both girls were latinas with big tits. they were really into each other and spent a lot of time sucking each others tits and fingering pussy. did get a chance to share a big set of tits. one dancer and I double teamed the other. while sucking tit , I fingered one while she fingered the other girl. happy ending when they pulled Mr. Happy out and gave me a HJ using their spit for lube.

dallas702

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13 years ago

I did get a Threefer' at a Montreal area club several years ago that belied the usual belief that more than one is a waste. It was a slow afternoon and the only other customers were 3 regulars who usually just drank the (surprisingly) cheap scotch. Five dancers were ganging up on me since I was the only prospect (and I was buying them drinks - hey, at $2 per it wasn't costing me much!). They started in on their own bidding war for dances with me and I finally accepted the "winner" at $50 for half an hour "all in."

Just as we were getting going in a private room (couch, chair, door and all) an insistent knock led to two more dancers joining in. We used up an entire box of covers with me going back and forth and all three women playing with each other and me. I am not sure what their actual relationship was but these three clearly did "know" each other well and I was just added entertainment not the main course. I enjoyed my time there, Loplaw would have loved it.

skibum609

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13 years ago

IN my opinion the two girl dance in a strip club is the biggest ripoff possible. Unless you have no chance whatsoever of doing an FFM in real life I think t he idea is ridiculous. Further, in real life the novelty really wears off after the first 50 or so. Still fun, but to me 1 on 1 remains the best.

lopaw

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13 years ago

@dallas702 - sounds like my kind of place! ;)

cyclops65

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13 years ago

I'va had a few FFM dances and enjoyed them a lot, especially if they include a triple-kiss somewhere in there. In my experience, the best of these happen when one of the dancers suggests it, and there was one that turned into a FFFM with 2 of the dancers making out on top of me which was mind-blowing! But the ultimate that sticks out in my memory was a FFM dance with one of the Fs being a female customer, whom I had never even met before this dance! But we knew each other pretty well after the dance-lol. And the triple-kiss was incredible!

Digitech

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13 years ago

My experiences of two-girl LDs was also disappointing. I've tried it twice I think. In both cases, each of the girls was well below average in her dancing skills and I would have much preferred just a one on one experience. It was a big waste of money, since I paid both girls the full price per song.

However, my biggest mistake both times was that I didn't know the dancers at all beforehand. It was my first time meeting any of them. I say that you should only consider a three-way dance if you know both of the dancers ahead of time, and have tried them out individually in the past. I guess the article implies this, but doesn't quite come out and say it.

rogertex

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13 years ago

sorry guys - what's FFM

(it's not listed in glossary)

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

FFM = Female-Female-Male

rogertex

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13 years ago

thx george - i oughta have figured dat out !

Maybe it should be FMF or fMf :-)

Clubber

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13 years ago

Avalon,

I wish you had written this BEFORE you and sc "Dazzled" me. By the way are you two compatible? Would sc have shared? Would I have been late getting back to the home base? :)

flguytampa21

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13 years ago

Make sure the girls are into each other. When I get a FFM, I am at least hoping they will make out. I got two girls together one time that were roommates, so I thought it would be fun. I was wrong, I should have had them separately, because i enjoyed them times apart.

However, I have had a fun experience, else where. Maybe it is the alcohol. The situation I described above was at a full nude club that can not serve alcohol.

skibum609

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13 years ago

FMF is a threesome where all are equally involved. FFM is a 3 some where the 2 bi women are involved but the M either is an observer or only gets action from his lady.

DvBrtn

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12 years ago

FF on stage is a good indication of how they will be in the back room. The quality of good female-female interaction on stage or in the back may not be reliable or predictable, but there have been a few wonderful experiences east of St. Louis or north of Philadelphia that continue to provide enjoyment!

Cornball357

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12 years ago

I agree with most posts waste of money and a good way to piss of you ATF lol, women are like computers you get out what you put in....

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