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Florida: The Land of Plentiful Strip Clubs

Friday, December 7, 2012 12:00 AM
I like to call the area between Tampa Miami and Jacksonville the Pink Triangle. Each major city has a plethora of Strip Clubs available no matter what your budget and tastes may be. I would rank Tampa as the leader of the pack in overall quality and bang for your buck and with quite a variety from upscale Gentlemen's Clubs to down-n-dirty grindbars. Miami has EVERYTHING under the sun as well and can't be overlooked. In some of the Miami clubs, there is nothing off the table, if you got the money, honey they got a ticket to ride. I have only been to a handful of Jacksonville clubs, usually before or after a Jaguars game. From my experience they might not have as upscale a selection as Miami or Tampa but you can definitely stretch a dollar a little more easily. Daytona has a couple mid-level clubs and just outside of Gainesville there is a pretty decent club just off the highway that isn't much as far as atmosphere but higher than average in overall dancer appearance. Orlando is pretty worthless for strip clubs unless you like to hang out get drunk and socialize a bit more than most, all clubs in Orlando are non-nude. The Cocoa Beach area is a great little haven for strip clubs with its affordable prices and laid back atmosphere, especially during the daytime. And lastly the Palm Beach Area is home to a good range of strip clubs just under Miami but over Jacksonville for overall quality and champagne fun. I'm sure if you delve deeper on TUSCL you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about but truly in these few words you can see the depth and width of the mostly un-talked about erotic side of the Sunshine State. Enjoy and don't forget to Tip Your Waitresses... ;-)

6 comments

  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    I've been to Tampa twice. Your credibility would be increased by starting to post some reviews.
  • wwpmi
    12 years ago
    All and all Cocoa Beach and the inter room is one of the best $ for $ values in FL.
  • Otto22
    12 years ago
    I agree with wwpmi!
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    It looks/sounds like a chick posting this review
  • dallas702
    12 years ago
    Inexperienced rookie write-up and it shows. EdMar, post some reviews, visit a few clubs beside the Tampa - I-4 - I-95 to Jax clubs. Hit Tootsie's in Miami, experience Visions in NOLA. Try out Treasures in Houston and the Fare Club and CR in Dallas. Drive up to ATL and spend an afternoon in Follies. If you have never been to Washington Park, IL (ESL) you have missed something and the clubs in COI outside LA are worth a visit. Then write something relevant!
  • twilight12
    12 years ago
    true, true ,true. being raised in the midwest my jaw dropped when i saw florida clubs. i guess U can't impress a guy that grew up watching his mom garden in a string bikini with a silly bikini dance bar. full liqueur, open till 5 or 6 am full nude on stage, on bar & table top. this doesn't include the private or vip dances. i was truly impressed & still drool thinking about it! WHEW!
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