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I had gone to Montreal with the main intention of watching some semi pro MMA. I went with a buddy who'd been there before and he had mentioned how good the strip bars were. So with the wife thinking I was doing no more than going to watch some fights we headed out.

Upon arriving in Montreal I was struck by the beauty of the women there. I think its a French thing but everywhere I looked the women were easy 8's. We got our hotel room and headed to the fights.

The fights were pretty good but I had difficulty paying attention. All I really remember is the main card was a knockout and the guy was out for a good five minutes. I just could hardly wait to get to a club.

As with most of the smaller venues this one was sponsored by a strip club whose name I cannot recall. My friend told me he had been there before and it was too upscale for us. But' seeing the women at the fights who stripped there I just had to go.

My friend was right. The bar was packed and the women were rather frigid in the private dances even though they were putting on lesbian shows onstage. So we left.

If you haven't been to Montreal I'd suggest it. Every other storefront has an upstairs strip bar packed with sexy dancers.
So we tried a fewer of these lower end clubs and were not disappointed. Seemed as though every girl working was willing to go the extra mile to make there tips.

After one rather shabby dance I was confronted by two girls as I left the VIP. They offered to give me a duo dance. I complied. Now one girl would dance while the other jerked me off. It wasn't long before I was hard but, they couldn't get me to pop until one of the girls ground her ass in me incredibly hard.
All in all Montreal clubs are all pretty good!!