Tijuana Hookers: Street Rookies
I was at a work conference in San Diego and had Friday morning off, so I decided to go to Mexico & get some lovin. I started off by going it the famous aldelita bar. This would be my second visit in almost 10 yrs, I believe I was 20yrs old on my 1st visit. This place still hasn't changed, cheap beer & even cheaper woman. Due to my schedule, I had no option but to go that morning. Which was probably better since I was a bit scared to go by myself at night. I arrived around 10:00am & the place was just opening with just one or two girls in sight. The waiters welcomed me inn, but I told them I would return when more women arrived.
Club Chicago seemed to be filled with much more girls so I stopped in for a beer. I saw some pretty sexy Latinas dancing on top of the bars. There were about 8 girls dancing at once. Two on a small stage & the other four on top of the bar, while one was on the main stage, butt ass naked. All of the girls except the naked bitch on stage had on a tight ass red mini dress. One of the girls was pretty hot. Atleat an 8.5 on my scale. & I'm pretty picky. She was just my type, small, very petite, dark brown hair & sexy little body. She seemed like she was destined to be porked by me until I saw a diamond in the rough. She was so freaking hot and had the most perfect big ass that moved like the still waters of the ocean on a summer afternoon. I patiently waited to be noticed by her, so i ordered a beer. I didn't think it would be so long, but she was busy talking with one of the waiters for so long that I got tired of waiting & went up to her. I asked her how much & she told me it would be 60 for everything plus the cost to rent the room for an hour. The place seemed very nice & clean, the price was right on the girl, even though the beer was $4.50! For one bitch ass bottled beer. But I just wanted to give aldelitas a shot before I made my bed & lied in it, literally. So I told her I would be back & headed to aldelitas.
On the way I saw the sexiest little bitch in a tight neon pink dress begging to be porked. I asked her how mucho & she said $20 for 20 min plus $5 for the room. I said, lead the way! She said she was 18, but she looked 16. I'm sorry to say, even if she did say 16, I probably would have still given her the money. She was fine. Body was a 10, face.. Uumm, a good 7.5 the $20 gave me 20 min & 2 positions. It would be $5 extra for another two positions or a bj. However, the 2 positions & 20 min was all I needed. After I ravished this girl I headed back on my way to aldelitas when I saw yet another diamond in the rough, selling her services on the sidewalk just like the girl in the pink I just man handled. I asked, she quoted the same. 20 for 20 5 for any extras.. She led the way & this one was a bit older, she was 23 and knew exactly what she was doing. Took care of all the work and left me wanting more. I paid for another 20 min & enjoyed every min of it. After all was said & done I had spent around $90 including 2 girls, 2 beers & the taxi ride from the border. I left TJ a very happy man. Until I got to the border & they said it was a 6 hour wait. I said, fuck that, & walked to the front of the line. Took me about 45 min to get across. Might not work if your in a group. So in conclusion, if you want a strip club experience with a sexy girl, I would definetly go to aldelitas or Chicago, but if you want to just bang a slutt for cheap, Check out those sales on the sidewalk. More than half of them are worn out hags, but there are a few rookies out there that do it right for a third of the price.
Club Chicago seemed to be filled with much more girls so I stopped in for a beer. I saw some pretty sexy Latinas dancing on top of the bars. There were about 8 girls dancing at once. Two on a small stage & the other four on top of the bar, while one was on the main stage, butt ass naked. All of the girls except the naked bitch on stage had on a tight ass red mini dress. One of the girls was pretty hot. Atleat an 8.5 on my scale. & I'm pretty picky. She was just my type, small, very petite, dark brown hair & sexy little body. She seemed like she was destined to be porked by me until I saw a diamond in the rough. She was so freaking hot and had the most perfect big ass that moved like the still waters of the ocean on a summer afternoon. I patiently waited to be noticed by her, so i ordered a beer. I didn't think it would be so long, but she was busy talking with one of the waiters for so long that I got tired of waiting & went up to her. I asked her how much & she told me it would be 60 for everything plus the cost to rent the room for an hour. The place seemed very nice & clean, the price was right on the girl, even though the beer was $4.50! For one bitch ass bottled beer. But I just wanted to give aldelitas a shot before I made my bed & lied in it, literally. So I told her I would be back & headed to aldelitas.
On the way I saw the sexiest little bitch in a tight neon pink dress begging to be porked. I asked her how mucho & she said $20 for 20 min plus $5 for the room. I said, lead the way! She said she was 18, but she looked 16. I'm sorry to say, even if she did say 16, I probably would have still given her the money. She was fine. Body was a 10, face.. Uumm, a good 7.5 the $20 gave me 20 min & 2 positions. It would be $5 extra for another two positions or a bj. However, the 2 positions & 20 min was all I needed. After I ravished this girl I headed back on my way to aldelitas when I saw yet another diamond in the rough, selling her services on the sidewalk just like the girl in the pink I just man handled. I asked, she quoted the same. 20 for 20 5 for any extras.. She led the way & this one was a bit older, she was 23 and knew exactly what she was doing. Took care of all the work and left me wanting more. I paid for another 20 min & enjoyed every min of it. After all was said & done I had spent around $90 including 2 girls, 2 beers & the taxi ride from the border. I left TJ a very happy man. Until I got to the border & they said it was a 6 hour wait. I said, fuck that, & walked to the front of the line. Took me about 45 min to get across. Might not work if your in a group. So in conclusion, if you want a strip club experience with a sexy girl, I would definetly go to aldelitas or Chicago, but if you want to just bang a slutt for cheap, Check out those sales on the sidewalk. More than half of them are worn out hags, but there are a few rookies out there that do it right for a third of the price.
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When I went to TJ...just went to Hong Kong....had a good ole time. But decided never to go again after the 3.5 hour wait to get back in the country.
How did you do that? Did you just walk to the front of the line and cut in? I'm curious, because the potentially long wait to re-enter sounds like about the only major downer of a trip to TJ.
I have gone to San Diego a few times for conferences and sought that Cali stuff. Hey Kendra Wilkinson hails from there....But nevered considered TJ.
I will mark it down when travel out there again.
So there were some questions about how long it took to get back. I walked across in the morning and headed back in the early afternoon on a friday. The wait to walk back across was 6 hrs.. So I paid a taxi 10 bucks to drive me to the other boarder where only people with work visas typically go through. Its usually less busy. according to the locals. I forgot the name of it, but I wrote it down somewhere.. will try and find it later.
That boarder still had about a 3.5 hr wait, but I just walked all the way to the front and nobody said anything.. I saw some old black guy doing it so I just did it too lol. Im not sure how well this would work in a group though. I was rolling solo and it took me about an hour still because I didnt walk to the very very front. Just close enough to were I saw the people working the gates.. didnt want them to see me cutting.. lol but if you go its probably good to go at night and walk across, usually is pretty fast, but its so busy at night at the clubs and streets. Much safer during the day and a lot more attention from the girls.. at night, a sexy girl will have a ton of eager customers so you will probably end up having to settle.
One thing I didnt mention is that I recorded the whole thing on my ipad. I still look back on the video from time to time and Im in shock how hot these street walking teens were! Will not be going back soon. but will definitely be back.
OK, so here's my story. I truly hope everyone that reads this gains some sort of knowledge in preparation for a visit to TJ or can agree with my experiences.
I was visiting SD and decided to take a trip down to Tijuana. I did exhaustive studies on where to go and how to act, learned a LOT before I went, and learned even more during and after!
First of all, if you plan to visit TJ and focus your time on the Zona Norte red light district, do your homework! A SIMPLE mistake can be VERY costly. You are NOT in the US. You do NOT have rights. You are in Mexico.
Now, for preparation. You should bring at LEAST $200 in cash, with denominations between 20, 10, 5, and 1. DO NOT forget your PASSPORT!! I did not, so I can't speak to how to get back to the US without one. (It's even faster if you can get one of the new passport ID cards) DO NOT bring condoms. Bring something to take pictures or video with. You'll want to remember your experience. DO NOT, DO NOT bring any weapons into Mexico. EVERY weapon is illegal and will result in a visit to jail.
I drove to the Ysidro border and parked. My parking was $8 for 12 hours. Pretty good deal for a 2 minute walk to and from the border. On your drive south on Fwy 5, take the last exit BEFORE the border, or you're up for quite a ride. Once parked, walk towards the McDonalds and follow everyone else. There are plenty of signs to lead your way. Just below the sign to "MEXICO", you'll pass through a set of steel turnstiles. That's it. You're no longer in the USA. The path now is quite barren, lined with barbed wire, and industrial. No worries. You'll see an armed officer every 25ft accompanied by militia with an assault rifle. One thing I learned which I will continue to mention is how well present the police are as long as you are in safe areas.
You will then walk down a short street and follow guided locals directing you to the Taxis. That's the correct way to TJ. You'll walk across a bridge spanning the drive back to Mexico and witness why you don't drive across. Once on the other side, to the left will be a plethora of taxis ready to take you anywhere for $5US or to the right will be the walking path to the TJ arch. Unless you travel during the day with more than one person, I recommend taking a taxi. I was traveling alone at night, so I took a taxi each time. It is rumored that many tourists are mugged on 123 between the border and the arch. I didn't want to ruin my visit with that experience. If it had been during the day and I had been with friends, we would have walked it.
After a short $5 cab ride of "take me to the Hong Kong", I was at the red light district of TJ. It was everything I had read and more. VERY active. VERY entertaining.
I knew ahead of time that the women on the streets would be about $25 with hotel charge and the women in the bars would be almost $100 with hotel. So I first took a few tours around the red light block. Now, BIG TIP, DO NOT veer off of that primary block. That is the block that all the bars pass through and the food vendors are around. There is a huge police presence in this area and crime is almost non-existent.
Now, the girls that are standing every 10 feet on the doorways of Zona Norte are probably between a 5/10 and an 8/10. If you choose to approach a girl on the street, be ready to know basic Spanish or the only few words they know. Every street girl knows "hotel", "fu*ky fu*ky", and "su*ky su*ky". Some speak good English. Most broken English at best. After you choose your girl, which 90% are $20 for 20 minutes and $6 to the hotel, you head upstairs to the hotel of their choosing, you pay the hotel fee at the front desk, the counter manager hands the girl a condom and lube, and off you go.
You go in to a very clean and very small room. You give her the $20 up front and you get two positions for 20 minutes. Make the best of your time. As you approach 20 minutes, you'll hear a knock on the door telling you your time is almost up. Be certain to negotiate everything on the street. Once you get in the room, negotiations are pretty much over. Afterwards, if there is a young gent headed towards your room, it is proper to tip him $1 to clean your room. Again, tipping is recommended in Mexico and often gets you further.
After a great 20 minutes, I headed to the bars to drink the night away. I spent the whole night bar-hopping and stopping out for food at different vendors. You should ALWAYS pop your head in and look around. If the girls are ugly, go somewhere else. Most all beers are $4 at every bar and the wait staff are highly attentive to your every need. I'll put my bar reviews in the next Part.