Married to an ex-dancer - lot of insider intel, and personal experience, at Texas clubs. Now, travel around, and occasionally visiting clubs nationwide.
alkaholik
California
Joined Apr 2010
Last Seen Aug 2025
Reviews by alkaholik
review
published 2 yrs ago
As advertised, although ended disappointingly
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alkaholik7.0
First vacation back to the coast in a while. I made an excuse to hit Pompano, and find a couple minutes to break off towards Cheetahs. I won't go too much into the layout because…
review
published 3 yrs ago
Tuesday early evening, just right
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alkaholik7.0
Finally made it back to Seattle for a short trip. I had read a lot about Pandora's, so it was definitely on the agenda. I arrived that evening around 4pm.
Stage as soon as you…
review
published 4 yrs ago
The good old Matador
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alkaholik4.7
Back in Destin for a short jaunt, thought I would stop by the famous "Meat-a-Whore" as someone in a past life once called it.
Older building, dive bar feel upon walking in. Low…
Articles by alkaholik
ARTICLE
published 12 yrs ago
Hostess Bar: An Unexpected Experience
written by
alkaholikI remember one time I was in the Dallas area about 2 years ago. I was thinking about going to Pandoras, or Lipsticks on Harry Hines. For some reason I decided to stop at this little bar next door to Lipsticks parking lot across this little metal parking railing. It was at night (I think I drove by once…
ARTICLE
published 14 yrs ago
Strip Clubs in Guam
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alkaholikI was stationed in Guam for 2 years, and while not a serious aficionado of clubs at that point - I did learn enough about them to share some of my experience.
First, Guam is a tiny island in the South Pacific. It is slightly above Queensland, Australia, and is one of the Marianas Islands. It was one of…
ARTICLE
published 15 yrs ago
What is so illegal about prostitution???
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alkaholik To put it in the immortal words of George Carlin:
I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn’t it legal to sell fucking?
I know I am preaching to the choir on this matter, but I get so…
I know I am preaching to the choir on this matter, but I get so…
Discussions by alkaholik
discussion
started 12 yrs ago
Dallas Hispanic "Dance" Clubs
posted by
alkaholikI am intrigued by the Hispanic Dance Clubs on Harry Heines and on Walnut in North Dallas. I went to one previously, and discussed the adventure in an article I wrote. I want to hear…
discussion
started 15 yrs ago
Best clubs in your city for "extras"?
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alkaholik Hey, I have had some great experiences in various clubs throughout the South West.
In the Palace in San Antonio, I had a near encounter with one of the hottest dancers I have met.…
Contributions
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| 2010 | 8 | 1 | 3 |
| 2011 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2012 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 2013 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 2014 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2016 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| 2018 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| totals | 66 | 2 | 4 |
