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redkendy

I have been to numerous strip clubs all across the country in my life. Every single one I go to seems so different. There are ones that are a little bit bigger than a local bar and there are ones that have 4 stages and the club looks like the size of Vons! The ultimate question is what makes a me want to go back to that strip club again and actually be a regular? Is it the comfort of the place? Is it the service they have? Is it because its a big place? Is it because there are hot girls? Is it because there is one particular girl you came her to see all the time? These are some of the many questions I ask myself to determine if I was going to come back to that location again.

One of the most important factors that makes a strip club "Ultimate" is how the bouncer or greeter treats you at the front door. I believe this is a very important factor... if they give you attitude when you come in, no matter how great of a time you are going to have inside... the person outside who gives you attitude will just kill your whole experience... Secondly I pay attention to the waitresses that acknowledge you when you sit down and if they pay special attention to you and your drink.. I find that great service and will tip them well for their attentiveness and friendliness. The next factor I look at is how well the girls dance on stage.. and how many girls are working that night. I always say the more the merrier.. I would rather have 40 decent looking girls than have 5 hot girls and no one else..

The temperature of the strip club is what I look at next, I don't want to be in a strip club when its freezing cold and I have to have my warm jacket on my all night, I want to be able to relax and be comfortable without being cold. I'm not a smoker myself so I do not enjoy smokes inside the club.. Next, I find that the attention dancers gives the customers.. so the more dancers that approach me, the better I feel. Next, this one is a whole lot, is when you pay for a lap dance, there is a lot of factors you look at in a dancer... There is her face, her figure, her personality, her scent, the way she moves her body, and I call it the hustlebilty. This is when I describe when a dancer negotiates $60 for the dance, and actually says no, its actually $100 at the end of the dance. That makes her a true hustler and I cannot stand that. I will most likely not return to the place because of how she tries to hustle for more money.

Lastly, the cleanliness of the whole strip club is important, if i go to a strip club and there are black spots on floors, stickiness in floors, or trash everywhere, it makes it a very unpleasant place to visit. I believe an ultimate strip club would have the classiest of class and that means to not have spots, and is regularly maintained and to fix creaky chairs and bolts whenever necessary. So overall, its the the size of the club or the size of girls that makes an Ultimate strip club. A lot of factors come into play and if you are a strip club that has all the factors I listed, let me know and I will definitely pay a visit!