Strip Club Virgins
solodolo
California
Hey all you strip clubs virgins out there.....here are some tips for a great strip club experience.
1. Cash - yes cash is king in a strip club....if you got the cash..you will get all the girls you desire.....for an ultimate experience always be prepared with extra cash before you walk in...also have a ATM card if you run out. Always have a good amount of 1 dollar bills if your going tip stage dancers. And for those of you just trying to save money and throw some 1's and get few private dances..walk in with only what you think you will spend..leave the rest at home and don't bring a ATM card. You don't wanna go home and realize you blew a grand in one night your first time at a strip club.
2. Appearance - Although cash is king in a strip club.....sometimes it always doesn't get the stripper you got your eye on.....so then you must resort to your attire. Dress like your going to a club ...i'd recommend a pair of loose jeans and a good dress shirt ..spray on some good cologne...strap on a nice watch..fix your hair.. a dancer that has all the guys in the club asking for dances might just sit by you if you smell good and look halfway decent and ask you for a dance. Also I recommend to wear loose baggy pants...it makes the experience much more comfortable and you don't have to walk around with boner that is clearly visible through your pants.
3. Tipping - If you sit by any pole or stage with a dancer its rude not to tip, especially if the dancer comes up to you. I've seen many dancers who get offended by cheap tippers that want to get the dancers attention but they are just poor tippers and don't know when to tip. The dancer usually never pays them any attention throughout the time they are there and it usually has a domino effect on the other dancers where none of them will come up to you. So if your by the stage tip a few bucks...if your feeling cheap get up and sit away from the stage so you don't look like a major douche. Now if were talking tipping about private dances that is up to your personal experience...if you go for a $20 private lap dance and the girl does everything and more to satisfy you....I would tip 4 or 5 extra dollars ...your reputation will stay intact and it will show you appreciate the dancer. So the next time you come to the club ...you won't even have to work for her attention ...and you will probably head straight to more private dances without all the chit-chat.
4. Drinking/Bar - To enjoy a strip club experience ...you don't need to get hammered ..I would say a couple shots or beers will give you just enough buzz to have a good time. Some clubs have a 2 drink policy where you must purchase a beverage while your in the club. If you go to a strip club by yourself you need to definitely stay in control of your cash...you don't want get wasted and have strippers use you until your clean out of cash and can't even drive home. Now if your coming with friends and you have someone sober with you....then I'd say your free to get hammered...just don't loose your wallet and be safe.
I hope some of these tips help any strip club virgins out there have great experience.
1. Cash - yes cash is king in a strip club....if you got the cash..you will get all the girls you desire.....for an ultimate experience always be prepared with extra cash before you walk in...also have a ATM card if you run out. Always have a good amount of 1 dollar bills if your going tip stage dancers. And for those of you just trying to save money and throw some 1's and get few private dances..walk in with only what you think you will spend..leave the rest at home and don't bring a ATM card. You don't wanna go home and realize you blew a grand in one night your first time at a strip club.
2. Appearance - Although cash is king in a strip club.....sometimes it always doesn't get the stripper you got your eye on.....so then you must resort to your attire. Dress like your going to a club ...i'd recommend a pair of loose jeans and a good dress shirt ..spray on some good cologne...strap on a nice watch..fix your hair.. a dancer that has all the guys in the club asking for dances might just sit by you if you smell good and look halfway decent and ask you for a dance. Also I recommend to wear loose baggy pants...it makes the experience much more comfortable and you don't have to walk around with boner that is clearly visible through your pants.
3. Tipping - If you sit by any pole or stage with a dancer its rude not to tip, especially if the dancer comes up to you. I've seen many dancers who get offended by cheap tippers that want to get the dancers attention but they are just poor tippers and don't know when to tip. The dancer usually never pays them any attention throughout the time they are there and it usually has a domino effect on the other dancers where none of them will come up to you. So if your by the stage tip a few bucks...if your feeling cheap get up and sit away from the stage so you don't look like a major douche. Now if were talking tipping about private dances that is up to your personal experience...if you go for a $20 private lap dance and the girl does everything and more to satisfy you....I would tip 4 or 5 extra dollars ...your reputation will stay intact and it will show you appreciate the dancer. So the next time you come to the club ...you won't even have to work for her attention ...and you will probably head straight to more private dances without all the chit-chat.
4. Drinking/Bar - To enjoy a strip club experience ...you don't need to get hammered ..I would say a couple shots or beers will give you just enough buzz to have a good time. Some clubs have a 2 drink policy where you must purchase a beverage while your in the club. If you go to a strip club by yourself you need to definitely stay in control of your cash...you don't want get wasted and have strippers use you until your clean out of cash and can't even drive home. Now if your coming with friends and you have someone sober with you....then I'd say your free to get hammered...just don't loose your wallet and be safe.
I hope some of these tips help any strip club virgins out there have great experience.
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