Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, NJ

Reliable spot

Came in just after 8:00pm and the usual scene was playing itself out. 6 dancers; 5 older specimens with the youngest of the flock-- Jessica. She was a young (mid 20s) dark-skinned Dominican. Firm fakes…

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

You don't belong around here

So, I've been to Vic's before but this time closer to 6pm midweek. All women and men of color, packed house with the after-work crowd, and I come in. Not a complete record skip or…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, NJ

More dancers than customers

Stopped in for a quick job as I am prone to doing. See past reviews for my entry maneuver to scan the place, clear the bladder, and get a quick drink. No customers but 4…

Four time-tested ways to smuggle booze into strip clubs

Sometimes the 18+ strip clubs have the best talent, and so it becomes a trade-off for alcoholics like me. Do I want the pussy or the bottle? Why not have them both? While living in Las Vegas there was one 18+ club in particular that I frequented. Young, tight, no silicone...check my reviews. I perfected four ways to smuggle in…