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No more Deja Vu

The sign outside the Deja Vu strip club in the Montclair[CA] area with the long-standing motto "Hundreds of Beautiful Girls & 3 ugly ones" must go, but the club can stay, the San Bernardino County Planning Commission decided Thursday. Well,…

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Revenge of the Nerts

All of us PL's are happy today. Jilted boyfriend wins the lottery. http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/10/18/jilted-young-man-with-two-jobs-wins-lottery/v6YLABE00cTH1xgtHFpjWP/story.html

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

OK, I have not been here...

OK, I have not been here for a L-O-N-G time. I ask myself why did I go back? Answer I am a dumbass at times. Really I was at Nardones a few days back and…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Went to the club at night....

Went to the club at night. Me and a friend were in the area and decided to stop in since it's been a few years since we last hung out there. The first few…

Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

This place is definitely the place...

This place is definitely the place to go for sleaze....both the dancers and the bartenders. If you aren't buying drinks for the dancers and the bartender you won't be seen. Lap dances are monitored by…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Wow. When will a strip...

Wow. When will a strip club in LA recognize that not every PL that walks in the door is going to continue to spend money at these places. As I am walking in,…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

My first afternoon at the Harem....

My first afternoon at the Harem. I'd heard the action was a little better on day shift, but my visit did not bear it out. No cover was charged. The club, as previously noted, is very…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped in after a disappointment at...

Stopped in after a disappointment at Harem. As usual, Living Room was more my taste. No cover charge and I got a Gin and Tonic for $4.00. The day shifters tend to be a little older…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

NEW TRAVEL INFO: The pedestrian access...

NEW TRAVEL INFO: The pedestrian access to Mexico changed in late September. The prior 'best advice' was to take the last US exit, use one of the big parking lots just as you exit,…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

This place is stuck in a...

This place is stuck in a time warp! Arrived on a Sunday afternoon to check it out. There was a super busty brunette on stage when i arrived and she wasn't too bad…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Being the closest club to me,...

Being the closest club to me, when I get the urge, this is really the only close place to go. As usual there were a few hogs, a couple decent looking dancers and....well thats…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Personally not my kind of place....

Personally not my kind of place. The talent is high, but the sales pressure is immense. Not talking the usual hustle, when a beautiful lady will sit and talk and actually pretend to…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

This club is one of two...

This club is one of two choices in Asheville and neither one are worth writing home to Mom about. Apparently the rules in NC are that the customers cannot touch the dancers, so that really…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Was in Bham for a business...

Was in Bham for a business trip and got through early enough to try and visit some clubs. Went by Furnace first, only to find out it didn't open til later in the day. Sammy's…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

After reading the prior reviews I...

After reading the prior reviews I wasn't expecting much - pasties and expensive dances. But I've got to say, try to go on a Tuesday. I landed at the airport at figured I…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a handful of times, so this review is a general review. I've been there for 4 lunch / afternoon shifts and one evening shift. First of all, if…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

First time visiting this club, and...

First time visiting this club, and I loved it! Previously been to Tootsie's, which I liked, but I figured I'd give this club a try. Went in at about 11pm on a Thursday, and the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Getting here is easy so I'll...

Getting here is easy so I'll skip it! No on to the good part. Well, not really, unfortunately. I just won't get this place I guess. I came in with a small group of pals and was…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I got to SOH at around...

I got to SOH at around 9 p.m. I never though a club in Central PA can be this great! There was a horseshoe bar, Dancers all around. I would say most of them between…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

The only certainty in the SC...

The only certainty in the SC world is change.I was last here roughly 18 months ago,a lifetime in this business.I'm pleased to say I found this visit much better than my previous ones.The one constant…

Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club

Newington, Connecticut

I am sorry to report that...

I am sorry to report that this club has closed and in fact it was being demolished when I trued ti visit. I was in the Newington area earlier this week around noon time…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Not bad only a few dancers...

Not bad only a few dancers on this day. Girls were nice but some were really aggressive one name Janine said she was going to blow my brains out. If you think about it that's…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited this club on Monday night...

Visited this club on Monday night and was blown away by Heidi. I'm telling you, she is a throwback to the hottest 80s and 90s porn chicks! Blonde, tan, no tats, and she can…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Had a very Enjoyable time ...

Had a very Enjoyable time on my last visit to the place. About 5 dancers and only 3 customer. So the place was empty. I was soom approached by a dark haird dancer who…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I have not stopped in during...

I have not stopped in during the day in a long time but was glad i did. the quality of dancers during the day was much better than the last time i was in…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Well it has been a while...

Well it has been a while since I stopped in at Montana Hideaway. I had to work late one evening and needed a little unwinding time so I grabbed some adult beverages and headed…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Found out about this place on...

Found out about this place on this website and decided to check it out. As others have said, it is NOT a traditional strip club. Think of it as a bar/restaurant with a…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, Connecticut

While I was in the Hartford...

While I was in the Hartford area I wanted to see a few different SC’s that I had not been to before. My first stop was Kahoots around dinner time. I had driven past this…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

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Visited on a Tuesday evening. This is probably the best nite to visit the club money wise. 2$ cover,2$beers and well drinks.Also 1/2 priced Vip rooms.Nice variety of dancers…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Lived in the area for years...

Lived in the area for years but this was the first time I dropped in, on my way by at 5:00. As strip clubs go it's pretty spartan; a stage, bar, quite a few…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

[Facts first so you can skip...

[Facts first so you can skip the rest: Hots is a well-lit, darkened roadhouse dressed almost up-to-date with sports bar quality teevees by a long-ish bar, a groovy stage with annoying lights and a middling…

Koi Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

I am going to be very...

I am going to be very honest on this review about koi cabaret. there are great different types of women. but.... this one girl named after CANDY is the best! she has a great personality,…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I was out of town on...

I was out of town on business and stopped by at 4 Play based on the reviews saying that the girls were of high caliber. They were, and I wasn't disappointed. This will…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I travel to San Diego for...

I travel to San Diego for business sometimes, and the Cheetah is and has always been the best spot in SD to see some pretty girls and get a lap dance. I had not…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I had been eager to visit...

I had been eager to visit this SC for a while – based on the older reviews in TUSCL – but I was disappointed – maybe my expectations were too high. The club is located right…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

well, it has been a while...

well, it has been a while so i had read a few of the reviews from various sites and decided my self-imposed ban on Hiliter visits was over. I went on a Wednesday afternoon at about…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Starting with appearance, its clean and...

Starting with appearance, its clean and it doesn't feel dangerous, this already seperates Scores from the rest of the baltimore clubs. You walk in and there is a stage surrounded by seats which connect to…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This review is based on two...

This review is based on two trips about a month apart. The geographical location of the club is suboptimal, but I at no point felt unsafe, unlike some places I've been. The interior isn't anything…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

I really enjoy visiting The Hardware...

I really enjoy visiting The Hardware Store in Clyman. I realize it is a bit off the beaten track, but worth the drive. The club is pretty easy to find since Clyman is a…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Last day in knoxville before i...

Last day in knoxville before i move out of state yet again. Stopped by because I had time to kill and all my shit is packed up. When I got there a cute brunette came…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I visited this club on Thursday...

I visited this club on Thursday and a particular dancer caught my eye. Her name is Danae (spelling?). This dancer used to work here a few years ago and quit, but she was apparently rehired…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Stopped in for $10 Thursday. ...

Stopped in for $10 Thursday. Previous reviewer was correct in that prices for extras are declining. Most dancers offer HJ or better for the cost of dances alone. I decided to push…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Was in town for business and...

Was in town for business and the Detroit Tigers game. Fantastic vibe. There were at least 3-4 8+ girls in my book, skinny, beautiful face and skin, very outgoing. At least 2…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Went on a Thursday evening. Debate...

Went on a Thursday evening. Debate was on TV so there were very few patrons. The entry is expensive at $40 for first timers and $25 if you have a annual membership card, but it's…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

A very good club. Mostly...

A very good club. Mostly nice, very attractive ladies. Generally not high mileage but maybe you can get something extra in the expensive (~$200 for 30min, depends on the girl). $25 for single…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I definitely like this club. ...

I definitely like this club. The $10 lap dances are tremendous and a great value. You can get the lap dances in a raised area, behind the first row of tables. This…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

You can read many reviews as...

You can read many reviews as you like, but I recommend you getting out and visiting this club A.S.A.P. They have something good going on at this place and we all need to jump on…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

This is the only club in...

This is the only club in the Springfield area that I found that was open past 1am, and the only one that was topless instead of Pasties. MO laws require that any club that shows…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

The previous club review is from...

The previous club review is from a young, prude dancer. IGNORE. Coincidence that I heard a radio station was at the penthouse the night I was planning on going. The station played good music, but there…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

I must say there are a...

I must say there are a variety of dancers and each is a special flavor. You have (the one I like) that is tall, slender, long auburn hair, natural boobs, more class than ass, a…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Was in Miami overnight so decided...

Was in Miami overnight so decided to head out to Playmates. I always go there when in Miami. Some of the old flames were there but met some new girls who really were nice. Attitude…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

I've visited Bouzouki probably 10 times...

I've visited Bouzouki probably 10 times now. The first 5 were amazing from a results stand point. I thought the girls were pretty enough, solid 6-7's most of them not over done and quite honestly…

Ten's Showclub

San Diego, California

Went here on a Saturday evening...

Went here on a Saturday evening since it is near my place in North Park. I paid an entry fee of $10. When I went in there was a small group of women patrons watching…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Cheetah's just after 12...

Went to Cheetah's just after 12 noon. Had lunch (grilled chicken burrito with fixings), FYI, they had a $9 prime rib/lobster tail special. At this time of day it's hit and miss at Cheetah's and…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Bandaid's after leaving Cheetah's...

Went to Bandaid's after leaving Cheetah's and was surprised about how full the club was (about 1:30 pm on a Thursday), both with customers and dancers. Bandaid's dancers are nowhere near the top in the…

A Touch of Class

Fort Dodge, Iowa

A Touch of Class is anything...

A Touch of Class is anything but classy. It's small & rundown with no decor to speak of. When you enter there's a small bar near the door. As you move to the rear there…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

I met a dancer at Saphire's...

I met a dancer at Saphire's in Morgantown who used to work here. She asked me to stop by and give it a try. I have driven past here hundreds of times but never stopped…

Top Hat Lounge

Fort Dodge, Iowa

Top Hat is a small club,...

Top Hat is a small club, but they have made a effort to decorate it. No oder as mentioned in another review. When you enter, there is a VIP room on your immediate left as…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

My girlfriend and I visited Bare...

My girlfriend and I visited Bare Exposure after reading the reviews here and asking around at our hotel. The club is very small. It seemed crowded with only a handful of patrons inside.…

Boji Nites

Arnolds Park, Iowa

Tiny little club! But it's nicely...

Tiny little club! But it's nicely decorated & looks like a mini Gentleman's Club. Only one dancer working when I visited. She was black & from Mpls. Friendly, personable, but not all that hot. To…

Zippers Gentlemens Club

Arnolds Park, Iowa

This is a BIG club located...

This is a BIG club located on the outskirts of town where I'm sure the rent is cheap. It's really a big warehouse type building converted into a strip club. But it's spacious and has…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Worse club I have been to...

Worse club I have been to in a while. Not ver many dancers, and all were very average at best. They have one main stage in the front and a side "cage" stage. Setup was…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I swung in for a few...

I swung in for a few hours to enjoy a few beers and the sights. Of the 5 to 6 girls dancing, 1 was extremely hot, 2 others high quality and the rest average.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

I have previously given this place...

I have previously given this place a fairly positive review, but I thought I should revisit that after my more recent trips. I've been here twice in recent months, both on Friday afternoons.…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

This is a favorite club in...

This is a favorite club in SLC. It's the only club in the state that offers 2 way contact lapdances and private room dances. The girls are young here. I'd guess that…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

It was slow night on Saturday...

It was slow night on Saturday night. My flight arrived bit late and ended up making it as I was not getting any sleep at my hotel this time. The dancers were around 8 and…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Got to BML about 6:30pm. ...

Got to BML about 6:30pm. Princess walked over right away remembering me from previous visits. Got a bottled water and we caught up. Found out like 6-7 dancers quit or were fired…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

This is two bars in one....

This is two bars in one. The front is a regular small town bar with a lot of pool tables & darts. But go through a door next to the bar & you enter the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

So a girlfriend of mine from...

So a girlfriend of mine from Florida flew up to spend some time with me, and we decided to hit the strip clubs. We went to The Cheetah on Wednesday, but that was a bust…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The club seems to be getting...

The club seems to be getting worse, fewer young good looking girls;more older very unattractive women.The management team day and night are stricter than ever, the drinks are still watered down and the wait staff…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, Wyoming

party here pretty regular. always have...

party here pretty regular. always have a good time and want to go back. dancers are friendly and energetic thursday through saturday night seem to be the best nights because that is when there is…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived about 6:00 PM instead of...

Arrived about 6:00 PM instead of sitting in traffic. Flashers is not upscale by any means, but I wasn't looking for upscale. Most of the dancers are around 7's. Dances are very…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I visited a few weeks ago...

I visited a few weeks ago on a Thursday night around 9pm. The last time I went to BT's was in 96, when I used to live in the area. I couldn't recognize the place,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

I came here on a night...

I came here on a night (and again on the next afternoon) when I was in on town for a business meeting that was cancelled, and had some time to kill. The bottom line…

Tassels Cabaret

Matthews, North Carolina

I saw the sign that said...

I saw the sign that said "TOPLESS" and decided that it was time to stop thinking it would be a short stay. It is not easy to get there you have to find the…

Scandals

New York, New York

This was the second time I...

This was the second time I visited this fine establishment. When I walked in, the club was crowded, but not overly full, with a decent number of dancers circulating. The stage show was,…

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Coincidence

I try to visit clubs when I'm traveling. I had the benefit of visiting the St. Louis area frequently for a while. With the quantity of clubs on the east side, I sometimes would visit 4-5 clubs in one night.…

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World Series Clubbing: Detroit vs. East St. Louis ?

The Detroit Tigers just swept the American League and it looks like the Saint Louis Cardinals are about to edge out San Francisco in the National League playoffs with 3 games ahead. Both the Detroit area and East Saint Louis (Washington…

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Shattering the illusion

During a recent visit to my favorite dive SC, I had the pleasure of spending one-on-one time for a few hours with a cute honey. As is common for me, I drank way too much and tipped far too…

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Another Govt coverup?

Is it possible the Mars Rover is contaminated with stripper glitter? http://news.yahoo.com/curiosity-rover-digs-shiny-particles-mars-141427893.html

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Right or wrong

I remember I was in the SC about a month ago and this dancer was upset because she had given 7 dances to this guy and he only gave her $20. The club people says that they can't do anything…

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$ out weighs being a jerk... true story

At a go-go bar last night near the hotel ive been staying at. Kind of a dive but there is a dancer there who has amazing naturals and wears a corset where they spill out of. She pushes…

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Items

Does it ever annoyed you to be at the SC and the dancer want your things like cigarette, gum, etc? I can understand gum because I don't want your breath be funky when a person dance for me but other…

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Strip club consulting service

Maybe there is something embedded in all these "brilliant ideas" after all. Recently there has been a few reality shows about resteraunt stake outs and consulting services. We have all had good and bad experiences in clubs... in general there are some…

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reviews ?

I'm not the best at reviews just yet but I'm working on and thanking on how to improve...founder has a great article on this and I'm typing out a sheet for me.to follow on future reviews to help me become…

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Save something for VIP

So I'm sitting there minding my own business with one of my favorites giving me a nice table dance. She pulls my dick out of my pants leg and begins to suck on it but she is stopped from going…

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Yet another brilliant idea

Stay home and jack off to free internet porn. :)

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Another brilliant idea

With all these brilliant deas, I have to come up with my own. Bitches need money now. To save money cut a deal with a stripper so you give her a $20k credit card limit for free sex for 10 yrs.…

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A Brilliant Idea

I've been thinking about doing this so I thought I'd let the group provide feedback. I could buy a million dollar term life insurance policy for a fraction of my monthly strip club spending. I name my current ATF the…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overall I thought it was a...

Overall I thought it was a good club. The were a little aggressive and it seemed like I couldn't sit by myself for 5 minutes without a stripper coming up to me to try to…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I had visited one other time...

I had visited one other time since my last review, before this time, both on a Saturday. The earlier visit was around 9:45 PM and the place was dead. There may have been more dancers…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

After not having much enjoyment on...

After not having much enjoyment on my trip to Golden Banana decided to swing by this place on my way out of Boston to take a chance. Arrived about 4PM in the afternoon and…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

This visit was on Saturday, October...

This visit was on Saturday, October 13th... As always, I had a GREAT night, here! However, things have changed at Foxy Lady. First of all, there were so few dancers, they had to request girls from their…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

So me and three friends stopped...

So me and three friends stopped in on a friday night and as usual, we had a good time at Filly's. Seems like the majority of girls there are OK with a handful of…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

I don't know what this place...

I don't know what this place is usually like, this was my first visit on a late Friday evening. FWIW, here was my experience: Parking lot was packed, but luckily found a spot close to…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

First ill start with the exterior,...

First ill start with the exterior, it's not hard to find and they provide parking for free so that's a bonus. Once you go inside the first thing that hits you is the smell... It…

Puss and Boots

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Was traveling thru on the way...

Was traveling thru on the way to Knoxville, and happened upon this dump. The outside of the club looks like a small, brick storage building with a broken door. The inside is just as bad.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Physically, I think the club is...

Physically, I think the club is beyond acceptable -not sure why so many are complaining about that. One of the previous reviewers posted a detailed review of a number women here so I decided…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

When I am home in Houston...

When I am home in Houston I will occasionally stop by this club because it is the closest one to my house. I was vored last week and secided to stop by, just to let you…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

First time back in 6 plus...

First time back in 6 plus years. It's now contact which it wasn't 6 years ago. Decor hasn't changed one bit. Not the highest class joint but certainly not a dive. Decent enough to…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Visited on a friday night. The...

Visited on a friday night. The place was packed and were stinking with cigarette smell. There were around 20-25 girls. Mostly 7s with a few 5s. There are 3 stages, 1 big and 2 other…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Awesome place at Synn last friday!...

Awesome place at Synn last friday! Parking: easy to get into this club. right by a yoshinoya but at night all the parking is basically the strip club. club is right on the corner too the…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

Is very similar to a Vegas...

Is very similar to a Vegas style club. Stages are set up differently than most ab clubs this definatly isnt a rig pig club. can't really get close up to stages. Food was pretty good…

Boulevard Strip Tease

London, England

Used to be my 'must go...

Used to be my 'must go to place' in London, but now it has changed. Girls used to dance for 2 songs and if you tipped them they stayed by you on stage, spreading their…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The club has been doing some...

The club has been doing some minor cosmetic changes on the outside. Some extensions to the original awning, and they've cut down a tree blocking the parking lot. Tattletale has a relatively small but friendly…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon to a very slow day at the Pink Pony. The dancer quality ranges from 7 to 9. The table dances are still mostly air, and vip has…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I got a chance to hang...

I got a chance to hang out with Shadowcat and a few others when visiting Follies on a Sunday. The club had just opened and we had arrived at the club even before the…

Bluebird

Bangkok, Thailand

This club changed its name a...

This club changed its name a few years ago to Baccarat, and is the most populated bar on Soicowboy. Drinks more expensive than some, but always packed with girls, many of them stunners. If sitting…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went here twice while in LV...

Went here twice while in LV for a convention. Once evening and stayed past midnight and once daytime late afternoon. Had a great time both times. Evening visit there were a lot…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Friday night late evening. I hadnt been here in a few years. The place looked great and there were tons of girls working, almost all of them…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Was in town on business again....

Was in town on business again. Stopped by for a short visit, as I had to get back home. It was late Wednesday afternoon. There were only a few ladies there.…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

I entered another amateur night here....

I entered another amateur night here. It was completely lame. I won by default (seeing as nobody else showed up) They wound up throwing me into the rotation. The stage is surrounded by the bar…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Traveling through Albuquerque on business and...

Traveling through Albuquerque on business and stopped by TD's Gold. The physical description has been well described. Not great, but not bad either. Here's the bad and good on the night I…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Great club! Has its mix of...

Great club! Has its mix of average to hot girls, just have to wait for the hot ones. The dancers are very nice, they perform very well in private dances. Good grindage.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I've said it before, i will...

I've said it before, i will say it again, this is my favorite club in Lexington. Yea, the place is kinda dumpy. Its in an odd location (as in, if you have never…

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refusing a LP

I had a few dancers offer me a dance and later on settled on one (better looking) who was sort of playing hard to get. I noticed a few of the other girls looked annoyed that I refused them. When…

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possibly ripped off

This was about my 8th visit to a strip club. (I vary between 2) Sorry if the question sounds dumb but here goes. I went to a club with about $150 (including for tolls,gas) in my wallet. I had one…

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Dance instructor

That Maine dance instructor that has caused all the scandal? I'd certainly do her. Just sayin'.

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Binders of Strippers?

I wonder if "binders of women" would be a good solution to the "choosing a dancer" "dancers should always circulate not hang in the dressing room" discussions we've had lately. Perhaps Romney could open and operate such a club? Walk…

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Here is some of that "Human Trafficing" that we have been hearing about. LOL.

Minor Found Working at Local Strip Club It all started one simple Thursday night, with a pair of stolen stripper boots. From there, it just got weird . . . and highly illegal. According to the Chronicle-Telegram, the police arrived…

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Sugar mommas

In another topic lopaw said "I got news for ya- sugar mommas certainly do exist". I got to thinking about this. I do know a dancer that not only has a sugar daddy but a sugar momma as well. That's right,…

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So Why Do We Keep Calling Ourselves PL's?

I have seen plenty of people on TUSCL calling themselves a PL because they go to strip clubs, but I go to them and don't think of myself as a loser. I mean I am happier now a days with…

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Dallas Strip Club Fight Leads to Shooting

A shooting at a gas station in Dallas ended with a police chase and one man in custody Wednesday morning. Officers arrived at the Texaco gas station on the 8400-block of Stemmons Freeway at about 3 a.m. Officers discovered around 13…

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Smoking in Michigan Clubs

As anyone knows that's been to a SC in Michigan, they seem to ignore the smoking ban. I see smokers lighting up all through the clubs with no worries. Sometimes right next to a no smoking sign.…

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Jason Aldean's New Album Includes a Song About a Stripper

“There's not many country artists that tackle the subject matter of a stripper, to put it bluntly,” he says. Jason Aldean's new album, Night Train, is out today (Oct. 16), and it's leaving the station with some unique songs. Jason scored a…

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Teeth or Tits

Hanging out at a dive local to where im working currently, an ok place, not to expensive, and a mix of girls from 5s (dive average) to 8s (mostly hung up on their locals) So i decide to split the middle…

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Dancer Texting Buddy?

It seems I've become one of my new fav's texting buddies. I was just checking my Goggle Voice and saw we'd exchanged 60 texts just over the last two days. (I'm not talking pitches to come into the…

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Clubber - something to add to your reading list

Amazon.com Assholes: A Theory [Hardcover] Aaron James (Author) Price: $13.98 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping This title will be released on October 30, 2012. "Asshole management begins with asshole understanding. Much as Machiavelli illuminated political strategy for princes, this book finally…

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Getting paid to marry a stripper

What if you could get paid to marry a stripper? Well, it's not so far from reality. There's some strippers here in the NYC area (probably other areas too) who are not actually proper residents of the US (not sure…

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Don't expense your trip to the strip club

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Oakland-official-in-trouble-for-4-500-bill-at-3950707.php Especially when you're a government employee.

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Mind Fuck

I'm middle aged, fugly with a decent amount of cash. From everything I've experienced, seen and read, I appear to be the preferred customer type for the majority of dancers. Even so, there is no way a smoking…

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2 Chainz: A Performer I can Relate To

I wonder if I can make a career change and become a performer like 2 Chainz? http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/crossfade/2012/10/2_chainz_concert_fillmore_miami_beach_november_26_2012.php

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Don't piss on my shoes!

NOPD officers are searching for a tattooed man who beat another individual in the bathroom of Rick's Cabaret in the French Quarter earlier this month after claiming that the victim urinated on his shoes. The incident happened Sept. 7 about…

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Guys' Weekend: What's a good strip club city besides Vegas?

Here's what I would say the criteria are: 1. Beautiful strippers 2. No stupid "minimum distance" laws for dances 3. Alcohol permitted 4. Topless or fully nude In the US, I've found Vegas, New Orleans, and Denver to fit the bill. LA, SF, and Chicago…

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TOYS IN VIP

had a first last week. at club in Houston. went to VIP with hot latina. half way through , when I thought it couldn't get any hotter, dancer asked if I wanted a toy show. she…

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ATF ?

How much does she mean to you....I'm getting a tatoo of her names on me.....I will not forget this special little bitch

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Running game

Lets say you are in the club and you somehow knows that the dancer is running game in you. What would you do? If you try to run game back, what strategy would you use on that person? This is…

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Strippers and your phone

Have you ever been getting a lap dance and have taken your phone out of your pocket and laid it on the table and some where in the middle of the dance after the OTC upsell the girl grabs you…

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Shootout in Tampa.

TAMPA (FOX 13) - Tampa police are investigating an early morning shootout at a gentleman's club on 50th Street. It happened at the Playpen Gentlemen's Club just before 5 a.m. According to investigators, a man walked into the club and…

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The clubs that file patrons' personal information (in the DMV)

I am not a fan of this. If I have to pay cover, drinks and dancing tips why do I need to sign a paper with my full name, or have a government issued licensed scanned and filed? In fact…

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head ?

What's your fav color of hair ? Juice loves red

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phones ?

How often do you use tuscl while your in a strip club ? I do a few times every time I go for the most part

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tuscl ?

Y doesn't it also hold reviews and boards for massage parlors and escort agencies ?

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Escort

I was looking at some of the discussion on here and I would like to know is using Escort service good to use? also how do you know if they are legit or not?

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phone numbers

If a dancer volunteer to give you her number, how long do you wait to call her ,and why is the dancer adamant to give their number to you. I just starting a discussion to see what is your opinion.…

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Got a Stripper Pregnant?

I was reading another discussion in which someone said to stay mum if you get a stripper pregnant because of what happened at VIP. Has this happened to anyone on this site? Perhaps you have kids running around whose…

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Fat Farting Stripper

Anyone had a lapdance and the stripper had bad gas? This happened to me last week. I was getting a dance from a girl I felt sorry for. She was too fat to be a stripper.…

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Strippers versus Escorts

What are the advantages each have against the other? I can personally list out a few. Strip clubs have more of a party type atmosphere. Also I get the chance to go out with friends. Also there are a variety…

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fucket list ?

This fucket list idea is based on the clubs you would like to visit and areas before you die from a ragging rock hard stroke or attack lol..... My rough draft of a fucket list is and is not in any…

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My Latest ROB

I just read the thread “Why do so many PL's ….” and thought I'd post about my recent ROB episode, and related management encounter. This thread is “Book Guy(ish)” – my apologies since I tend to be very (or too) wordy…

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Tampa SC

Hey all. I'm in the process of taking a trip to Tampa December because I never been there before and I want to know about the best VHMC that gives a nice vibe and great FS. If someone ask this…

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Cell Phone Pics

This is a topic that I haven't seen discussed here before. Do some strippers send you sexy pics of themselves? How do you guys feel about strippers sending you sexy pics of themselves? Me personally I love it and for…

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Percentage of Legit Reviews

I'm curious...for those of you who have been around here for a long time, what is your estimate of the percentage of really legitimate reviews posted on this site vs. the percentage of plaigarized/bogus reviews? The more I apply a…

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Love my strip clubs in america

Funny strip club scene from somewhere in middle east http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjTOWolmzJw&feature=relmfu and something for women http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ie-ZwN_P4xw ... lots of rainin but not much else ... and i guess forget about extras

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road trip ?

And yes I've dun my home work I.just want to listen to.some of you good ol boys on this one...I'm gearing up for my bday road trip starting in north Carolina moving through south Carolina into George and maybee some…

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FINDING OUT WHAT IS AVAILABLE IN VIP BEFORE COMMITTING

do you "interview" dancer before going to VIP ?? unless she is a repeat, I want to know what I am getting for the money. I never take dancer to VIPS if titty/nipple sucking and ass play isn't…

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Daytime vs Nighttime "Extras"

It seems to be common knowledge that mileage is much higher and "extra" are much more available during daytime shifts as opposed to nighttime shifts. Any thoughts as to why?

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Why do so many PL's think the world should revolve around them in a strip club?

Recent topics and discussions have brought me to the conclusion that many customers feel that dancers should flock to them just because they are in the club, it is the dancers obligation to solicit them for dances. A few points I…

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GF might strip

I posted back in June or July about my GF not liking my SC activities. As a joke I told her to try stripping, that she might like it. Now she's actually considering it! I'm not sure if I should…

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Aggressive Strippers

I'm at a spot in town that I've been to many time prior and I've already had a bottle of wine when I walk in so I'm feel rather nice. I start talking to a dancer that's been there forever…

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Vacations

By now, those of us who live in the Northern part of the USA have had several frosty nights. It got me thinking of how good South Florida is sounding again as a base to live in the winter. It…

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fuckin smart phones

I just spent about 50 minutes typing (actually hunt and peck method) a "brilliant" review of my local club (no 5 orange in Vancouver) only to have a "Microsoft Moment" delete the entire fucking effort. Am I the only 50…

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Worst Club

The worst club I've been in the last year has been Remy's in Toledo. Bad location, bad physical setup, bad dancers. A waste of time and $$ IMHO. Your worst gentlemen?

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Ecuador Escorts

So I just discovered this website about independent escorts in Ecuador. www.ecuadorsexdolls.com It's in English and it has tons of hot girls ranging from $30 to $80. Full pictures and a profile of each girl. The site looks really nice and has…

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VIP Experience

Usually what has been your experience in VIP like compared to regular lapdances? I'm not talking about well known extras clubs and when I say regular lapdances I just mean not in VIP. I've been clubbing for four years and I've…

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Courtney Stodden

I assume everyone knows who Courtney Stodden is. If not, she's a bleached blonde young (and I mean young) lady with a stripper body who married a 50+ year old guy when she was 16 years old. She just turned…