Kissing is NOT ALLOWED, ATMS and eyes
Estafador
BIG APPLE
Saturday, December 15, 2012 9:33 AM
So a while ago, as a leave a very special private dance 30+ minutes long, we end and we return to our original state prior to starting the dance (clothes on and all). She hugs me tight and that already confuses the hell out of me. Then she goes and tries to kiss me. In my head I'm spazzing out, thinking what the hell why is this broad trying to kiss me. Not wanting to be rude but DEFINETELY not wanting to kiss the bitch, I give her a very "light" peck on the cheek (more like cheek to cheek and less lips to cheek) and then she had a strange look on her face. Wasn't sure whether it was out of confusion or just depression. Personally I wanted to just say:
"BYOTCH don't kiss me, I don't noe where does lips been, sucking on dick and shyit. I'll pimp smack yo azz, backhanded and shyznits"
Why do most of you guys enjoy that shit? You know that broad of a stripper was probably sucking some mean dick not even 10 minutes ago bareback if the price is right (and if you dick sucking goes on in your upscale club, then its DEFINTETLY bareback). She could have the clap on her lips or hepititas B (yeah it got that wacky). I really would like to understand better.
Also, ever been to a club where the surcharge for their ATMS is $10-30. Anyone ever actually thought about USING those ATMS instead of simply running outside and going to your local bank ATM (or $0.99 ATM machines). I was tempted just because I didn't want to run all the way to my bank ATM but the surcharge doesn't seem worth it at all.
Lastly when you getting your dick sucked gentlemen, you ever had the girl look up at you while she does it. I get it all the time, and I USUALLY want to look away, but I'm just too prideful and stare right back at her until she looks back down again. Why do females do that? looking up at you and shit. Do they think your forehead gonna procure some kind of dick out of it or something (phew, never had to write the D word so many times in one post).
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