Wow. I'm new to strip clubs,...

Wow. I'm new to strip clubs, but this is the worst I've seen.

Went on a Wednesday afternoon, there was a $5 cover, and $5 for drinks, and it's only soda. They don't serve any alcohol. Already $10 lighter, I look around and there are only 2 guys in the club. I walked to the stage, the lights were dim, I put down $2 and then the stripper staggered over. She was old, looked like she was on drugs, and really ugly. Thankfully there was no touching, she just took the money.

The DJ announced another dancer was coming up, so I waited. The next dancer wasn't any better.