strip club hound stories

THURSDAY, JULY 19, 2012

Posted at 11:40 PM

Sex on Stage

Back when I was hitting the clubs regularly in the early 90's, there were stories about wild stage shows in other cities (San Francisco, East St. Louis). I heard tales about lesbian sex on stage, guys being invited up to use sex toys on dancers, and even one story about a dancer who fucked a guy in the front row with everyone watching. Yet during my one clubbing visit to San Francisco, the stage shows were pretty lame and clearly just come-on's for private dances. It made me think that the tales were just that--exaggerated tales.

So what wild stuff have you actually seen?

I have seen actual sex in clubs during private parties that were not open to the general public. There used to be a club in Santa Monica on Wilshire where there was a lot of that but you had to know someone to get in when that kind of thing was going down.

I've seen strippers on stage pour champagne down their breasts, catch the run off in a glass and offer it to customers to drink. I've also seen dancers lay down on the edge of the stage and let customers lick their pussies for a few dollars in view of everyone.

I've seen dancers pull customers up on stage and take their shirts off. This is with both male and female customers. I saw one dancer in a club once bring up a lady who was there with her boy friend and undress her and there was some real lesbian action.

There may be a few other cases but mainly that kind of thing happens at private bachelor parties and things like that or it happens in places like Adelita's in Mexico. I do think a lot of the stories are exaggerated.

However, around 1978 or so there was a club down on Santa Monica Blvd near Western. I think it was called the Maxi then and it may have been the theater where actor Fred Willard was busted last night for jacking off during the movie. He was at a place called the Tiki and I think the Tiki may have once been the theater I'm remembering.

A friend of mine went into this place back in 1978 or so and said there was a hot girl dancing and at one point during her act, she got real flirty with a guy in the front row and was letting him feel her tits and she was rubbing his crotch. This was back when that kind of thing didn't even happen in private rooms in most clubs.

To my friend's amazement, the girl wound up bringing the guy up on stage with her, dancing around with him for a while and then unzipping his fly, pulling out his dick and giving him a blow job. This is right in front of the audience! She announced she often did that with good audience members. I think she meant to make a pun there about members. My friend thought it was one of the hottest things he ever saw in his life and I was intrigued.

I decided I wanted to go see this dancer. I was not hoping she would pick me and do the same thing because I would have said no. However, it did sound like something I would like to see.

Before I could get around to going though my friend called. He had gone back and he sat in the front row because he was hoping to get picked. Instead, she picked another guy and went down on him and then my friend realized it was the same guy. Obviously it was her boy friend and the whole thing was a fake.

However, the blow job was real and my friend still thought it was a turnon to see that so he wanted to go back and just see this lady suck her boyfriend off again. When he called the club to see if she was working one night, he was told she didn't work there anymore. I think the cops had paid a visit.