Why do all these beautiful young, barely clothed, women think it's OK to grab and grope my dick, just because I am sitting in a dark(er) corner in a strip club? I mean, the nerve of these ladies! Years ago I could enter these establishments and gawk and drool without fear of being groped. In the past year, that has changed dramatically.
Like today, I entered Baby Dolls in Dallas got a beer and took a seat at a bar height table. Before I could even take a sip of beer a beautiful lean Asian, wearing barely anything at all, molds herself to my body and casually feels around until she gets a handful of my rapidly rising manhood. Three dances later, after I paid the Asian to go away, a perfectly shaped DD Hispanic finds me standing near a post and and grabs - with both hands - my still enlarged penis. It took five dances in a very dark corner behind a chair fort to get her to go away. And she left spit on my crank!
It is not just this one club. I have been groped in every club I have entered this year. These women seem to be constantly invading my private space nationwide. Something has to be done! We should band together, write a petition, speak out about this extreme behavior and make other strip club patrons aware of this disorderly behavior.
For myself, I plan on visiting several more clubs while in Dallas a verifying whether this excessive behavior is as wide spread as I suspect. What response do You think is appropriate?
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I think that all of us, right now, wherever we're sitting, should slowly rise to our feet, stand tall and erect, with our hands over our hearts,and together, as one, begin to sing a gradually building chorus:
GOD BLESS AMERICA, LAND THAT I LOVE, STAND BESIDE HER, AND GUIDE HER, THRU THE SOMETHING AND THE SOMETHING BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
Amen.