Hottest Black Club in the US
jerikson40New York
Okay, time to nominate candidates for the hottest black club in the US. Now I may have posted something like this a long time ago, but I forget, so fucking sue me.
Now, by hottest, I mean:
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Hottest dancers, AND
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Highest mileage
And by hottest dancers, I'm talking along the lines of some of the hottest rap video girls, or even hotter. That would be a 10.
So if you want to nominate a club, all you have to post is something like this:
Joe's House of Hot Black Strippers, Hotness 7, Mileage 8
And if you want to elaborate, that's fine. Now I'll start the bidding with the obvious candidate in the Southern California area:
King Henry VIII: Hotness 7, Mileage 10
NEXT???
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last commentScores in Springfield, Mass.
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Oh, and BTW, before somebody posts some dickhead nomination like
House o' Sluts, Hotness 9, Mileage 1
Don't fucking bother. If there ain't decent mileage, then it shouldn't be nominated. That's the rule.
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Give me your REAL name and address and I'll sue you. Maybe a trip into court would be useful for you.
Papi_Chulo may be a good source of information on Black Clubs.
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Um...umissaspot?
Where are the numbers? You need numbers to nominate. How else can we decide which is the winner?
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Godivas lol
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Club Blaze, Conley[Atlanta]Ga is rated #5 on TUSCL's top 10 for value. I suppose that puts them in the running. I have been there twice. It is a prime example of why I have no faith in the TOP 10. Nothing but BIG booty shakin and rain making. Oh, did I mention the $5 table dances? I won't be back.
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I was in Bogarts near Detroit one July night and the A/C seemed to be broke. It was pretty damn hot.
Hotness 10, Mileage 10
But I didn't see any black dancers. So nevermind.
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Vics Place, Irvington NJ
Hotness 6 to 9, Mileage 9 to 10
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So what are the minimum requirements to designate a club as a black club? >75% dancers & clientele are black? 90%? 100%? Unlike a KH8,Starz, or a Ron Barbary, I have been to some LA clubs where the vast majority (> 70%)of the dancers were black, but the clientele was mostly latino.
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Hah!! Funny you should mention Vic's. I just returned from a trip to the east coast and was assembling some reviews on the clubs I visited. Vics was right up there with the best. Pretty crazy.
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There are no black clubs in Seattle, by any definition. I'll anxiously await for the responses to pour in, and then plan a trip to the club nearest Seattle.
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Club Onyx - Houston, TX
Hotness 8, Mileage 6
Mileage consisted of liberal two-way contact which is enough for me.
Legends – Houston, TX
Hotness 7, Mileage 10+
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Speakin' of Jersey....
The Dollhouse - Hotness 8, Mileage 9
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Ebony Inn, Fairmount Heights, MD
Hotness: 8; Mileage: 7
(Based only on two visits, so numbers may not be precise.)
Lust, Baltimore, MD
Hotness: 7; Mileage: 8
(Though in fairness, can be hit or miss.)
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scpatron's avatar is an example of why I like the chocolate.
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@jerikson - get those reviews in! I will be there post Xmas.
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Jerkison is right:
King Henry VIII: hotness 6, milage 10.
In the same area of Los Angeles,
Starz: hotness 7, milage 8.
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juice says: "Godivas lol"
LOL indeed. No doubt a 9 on the mileage scale, but my distant memories of the place involve pigs and other undesirables.
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Arnie's, Harvey, IL
Hotness: 7; Mileage: 9
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@rickdugan,
May I ask why you grant Arnie's only a 9 on the mileage scale? Whatever must the dancers do to earn a 10 for mileage on your scale?
On the other hand, I think that you might be a tad generous with your hotness grade.
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LOL Farmer. Things have to be really off the hook for me to ever issue a 10. It is hard to put my finger on, but I know it when I see it. As far as the quality rating, alcohol may have played a role. ;)
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