Hottest Black Club in the US

21 comments

• umissedaspot

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  12 years ago

  Scores in Springfield, Mass.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  Oh, and BTW, before somebody posts some dickhead nomination like House o' Sluts, Hotness 9, Mileage 1 Don't fucking bother. If there ain't decent mileage, then it shouldn't be nominated. That's the rule.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Give me your REAL name and address and I'll sue you. Maybe a trip into court would be useful for you. Papi_Chulo may be a good source of information on Black Clubs.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  Um...umissaspot? Where are the numbers? You need numbers to nominate. How else can we decide which is the winner?
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Godivas lol
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Club Blaze, Conley[Atlanta]Ga is rated #5 on TUSCL's top 10 for value. I suppose that puts them in the running. I have been there twice. It is a prime example of why I have no faith in the TOP 10. Nothing but BIG booty shakin and rain making. Oh, did I mention the $5 table dances? I won't be back.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I was in Bogarts near Detroit one July night and the A/C seemed to be broke. It was pretty damn hot. Hotness 10, Mileage 10 But I didn't see any black dancers. So nevermind.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  Vics Place, Irvington NJ Hotness 6 to 9, Mileage 9 to 10
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  So what are the minimum requirements to designate a club as a black club? >75% dancers & clientele are black? 90%? 100%? Unlike a KH8,Starz, or a Ron Barbary, I have been to some LA clubs where the vast majority (> 70%)of the dancers were black, but the clientele was mostly latino.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  Hah!! Funny you should mention Vic's. I just returned from a trip to the east coast and was assembling some reviews on the clubs I visited. Vics was right up there with the best. Pretty crazy.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  12 years ago

  There are no black clubs in Seattle, by any definition. I'll anxiously await for the responses to pour in, and then plan a trip to the club nearest Seattle.
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  Club Onyx - Houston, TX Hotness 8, Mileage 6 Mileage consisted of liberal two-way contact which is enough for me. Legends – Houston, TX Hotness 7, Mileage 10+
• sexualchoc

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  12 years ago

  Speakin' of Jersey.... The Dollhouse - Hotness 8, Mileage 9
• scpatron

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  12 years ago

  Ebony Inn, Fairmount Heights, MD Hotness: 8; Mileage: 7 (Based only on two visits, so numbers may not be precise.) Lust, Baltimore, MD Hotness: 7; Mileage: 8 (Though in fairness, can be hit or miss.)
• looneylarry

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  12 years ago

  scpatron's avatar is an example of why I like the chocolate.
• harrydave

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  12 years ago

  @jerikson - get those reviews in! I will be there post Xmas.
• Dain

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  12 years ago

  Jerkison is right: King Henry VIII: hotness 6, milage 10. In the same area of Los Angeles, Starz: hotness 7, milage 8.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  juice says: "Godivas lol" LOL indeed. No doubt a 9 on the mileage scale, but my distant memories of the place involve pigs and other undesirables.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  Arnie's, Harvey, IL Hotness: 7; Mileage: 9
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  @rickdugan, May I ask why you grant Arnie's only a 9 on the mileage scale? Whatever must the dancers do to earn a 10 for mileage on your scale? On the other hand, I think that you might be a tad generous with your hotness grade.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  LOL Farmer. Things have to be really off the hook for me to ever issue a 10. It is hard to put my finger on, but I know it when I see it. As far as the quality rating, alcohol may have played a role. ;)