Okay, time to nominate candidates for the hottest black club in the US. Now I may have posted something like this a long time ago, but I forget, so fucking sue me.
Now, by hottest, I mean:
- Hottest dancers, AND
- Highest mileage
And by hottest dancers, I'm talking along the lines of some of the hottest rap video girls, or even hotter. That would be a 10.
So if you want to nominate a club, all you have to post is something like this:
Joe's House of Hot Black Strippers, Hotness 7, Mileage 8
And if you want to elaborate, that's fine. Now I'll start the bidding with the obvious candidate in the Southern California area:
King Henry VIII: Hotness 7, Mileage 10
NEXT???
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Scores in Springfield, Mass.
Oh, and BTW, before somebody posts some dickhead nomination like
House o' Sluts, Hotness 9, Mileage 1
Don't fucking bother. If there ain't decent mileage, then it shouldn't be nominated. That's the rule.
Give me your REAL name and address and I'll sue you. Maybe a trip into court would be useful for you.
Papi_Chulo may be a good source of information on Black Clubs.
Um...umissaspot?
Where are the numbers? You need numbers to nominate. How else can we decide which is the winner?
Godivas lol
Club Blaze, Conley[Atlanta]Ga is rated #5 on TUSCL's top 10 for value. I suppose that puts them in the running. I have been there twice. It is a prime example of why I have no faith in the TOP 10. Nothing but BIG booty shakin and rain making. Oh, did I mention the $5 table dances? I won't be back.
I was in Bogarts near Detroit one July night and the A/C seemed to be broke. It was pretty damn hot.
Hotness 10, Mileage 10
But I didn't see any black dancers. So nevermind.
Vics Place, Irvington NJ Hotness 6 to 9, Mileage 9 to 10
So what are the minimum requirements to designate a club as a black club? >75% dancers & clientele are black? 90%? 100%? Unlike a KH8,Starz, or a Ron Barbary, I have been to some LA clubs where the vast majority (> 70%)of the dancers were black, but the clientele was mostly latino.
Hah!! Funny you should mention Vic's. I just returned from a trip to the east coast and was assembling some reviews on the clubs I visited. Vics was right up there with the best. Pretty crazy.
There are no black clubs in Seattle, by any definition. I'll anxiously await for the responses to pour in, and then plan a trip to the club nearest Seattle.
Club Onyx - Houston, TX
Hotness 8, Mileage 6
Mileage consisted of liberal two-way contact which is enough for me.
Legends – Houston, TX
Hotness 7, Mileage 10+
Speakin' of Jersey....
The Dollhouse - Hotness 8, Mileage 9
Ebony Inn, Fairmount Heights, MD Hotness: 8; Mileage: 7 (Based only on two visits, so numbers may not be precise.)
Lust, Baltimore, MD Hotness: 7; Mileage: 8 (Though in fairness, can be hit or miss.)
scpatron's avatar is an example of why I like the chocolate.
@jerikson - get those reviews in! I will be there post Xmas.
Jerkison is right:
King Henry VIII: hotness 6, milage 10.
In the same area of Los Angeles,
Starz: hotness 7, milage 8.
juice says: "Godivas lol"
LOL indeed. No doubt a 9 on the mileage scale, but my distant memories of the place involve pigs and other undesirables.
Arnie's, Harvey, IL Hotness: 7; Mileage: 9
@rickdugan,
May I ask why you grant Arnie's only a 9 on the mileage scale? Whatever must the dancers do to earn a 10 for mileage on your scale?
On the other hand, I think that you might be a tad generous with your hotness grade.
LOL Farmer. Things have to be really off the hook for me to ever issue a 10. It is hard to put my finger on, but I know it when I see it. As far as the quality rating, alcohol may have played a role. ;)
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