Fuck-Marry-Kill:Spicy Senoritas

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SlickSpic
Good Friday to one and good Friday to all. That means that it's time for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. For today's edition, we'll be heading south of the border for some hot tamales. Your mamasitas for today are-

Jennifer Lopez

Salma Hayek

Sofia Vergara

Let the games begin. Da le.

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ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
Good one.
F - Sofia
M - Salma
K - J Lo
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GoVikings
11 years ago
The Latina edition! Nice slick.

Mine is the exact same as ReadyPayerOne
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ATACdawg
11 years ago
My order too! Sorry J-Lo, but the competition was just too tough.
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ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
I have a feeling we may have the same reasons, but curious so I'll ask: why?

For me, they're all hot but:

JLo seems like an obnoxious person.

Sofia seems like she could be cool. But the crazy voice and attitude seems like it would get annoying fast. A little goes a long way. I was actually at restaurant one day with friends and she sat down at the table next to me. The way she acts on Modern Family is how she acts in real life. Btw, on the show she seems like she'd be this kinda thick 5'11" Amazon. She's actually around 5'8" I'd say. Very thin, but still huge boobs.

Salma is probably pretty high maintenance, I mean c'mon she's married to the billionaire CEO of a French luxury goods company, but she seems like the one to go in it for the long haul with. And that body!
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crsm27
11 years ago
Kill.... JLO..... Just a bitch or seems too into herself for me and strives for media attention.

Marry... That is a toss up but I will go with Sofia. Especially the way ready described her. If she is like on modern family....Done deal. Trophy wife...LOL

Fuck.... Selma. Like I said a toss up between her and sofia.
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skibum609
11 years ago
Ms. hayek yes. J Lo no. Sofia is someone who for the life of me I will never get why people find her attractive.
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ATACdawg
11 years ago
Ready, I made my picks pretty much on the basis that you did.

I would, however, that anybody who doesn't enjoy high maintenance and keeping things purring has no business owning a Ferrari ;-D
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
F Sophia

M Salma

K J lo
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ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
ATACdawg - indeed, good point!
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jackslash
11 years ago
Sophia--fuck
Selma--fuck then marry
J Lo--fuck then kill
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Clackport
11 years ago
Well if we're talking about J Lo in her prime (when she around 30), I would fuck and marry J Lo. She's got a juicy booty which is a plus, she's dated black guys which is a plus. I still remember that green dress she wore at the Grammys one year, that was incredible.

I would fuck Sofia
I would marry Salma

I wouldn't kill any of them.
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motorhead
11 years ago
Y'all have it wrong

Fuck Salma

Marry J-Lo

Kill Sophia

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Pablo Antonio
11 years ago
I would fuck Sophia. Great ass, tits, and curves.

I would fuck and marry Salma. Beautiful tits, decent ass, and just beautiful overall.

I would pass on Jennifer. Nice ass, but not my type.

Can't kill anybody.

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23cambyman
11 years ago
Hey slick- who are the lady/ies that you uploaded the pics on your profile?
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Sofia seems to be the most fun, and is the best looking. She first became famous for her looks, then later was discovered to be a talented comedic actor. My guess is she'd be the one you'd most want to sneak in on while she was taking a shower.

Salma's a very good actor. She'd win favor with me by packing on the extra curves like she did for Quentin Tarantino. But jarrochas are known for their tempers.

Jen is a competent dancer/singer/actor. I'd bet she'd be the one who'd disappoint the most IRL in the looks department.
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Clubber
11 years ago
Interesting. I had to google Sofia Vergara.

I wouldn't kill her. I'd definitely marry Salma so I could always f*&$ her. So I guess Jennifer Lopez is gone!
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ReadyPayerOne
11 years ago
Looks like J Lo gets made to walk the plank in most lists.

What would have really been tough for me would have been to choose between Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, and Penelope Cruz. Though Penelope might not count because she's a Spanish hottie, not a south of the border one!
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Clubber
11 years ago
RPO listed another I had to google, Penelope Cruz. I agree with him, much better than Lopez, but she still might end up third.
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ATACdawg
11 years ago
Aiyeee chihuahua! Yo qiero that choice. Faced with that impossible task I would man up and take one for the tuscl team. I would have to sample all three several times to make sure that I decided wisely.

I can dream, can't I? Realistically, my wife would kill ME before the end of round one. :-D
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
The ladies go like this-

1-Dodger Girl(round the way girl)

2-Brittany Dailey(model)

3&5-Candice Swedberg(PMOY)

4-Jessica Burciaga(Playmate)

5-Denise Milani(model)
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ATACdawg
11 years ago
By the way ReadyPayer, J-Lo doesn't make it as a south of the border hottie either unless you count the border between NY and NJ. She was born in the Bronx.
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
I think maybe "do you know who Sofia Vergara is?" is one of the low-testosterone screening questions.
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