A thought crossed my mind. Between a patient and a shrink, the crazy messed-up one is the payer, not the payee. So why are we so quick to presume it's the stripper and not the custy who's the crazy messed-up one?
A thought crossed my mind. Between a patient and a shrink, the crazy messed-up one is the payer, not the payee. So why are we so quick to presume it's the stripper and not the custy who's the crazy messed-up one?
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last commentI know some therapists and let me tell you, they've got some screws loose, too!
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Since ilbbaicnl is ignoring everybody 'cept himself he ain't going to explain this bizarre post...but I do have a question for the peanut gallery. It is simple...what the fuck is going through that dudes head?
You know what would be funny. Translating ilbbaicnl's posts into Juice speak! They would make WAY more sense in that idiom.
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What, you think all us TUSCLers are socially and emotionally well adjusted? I picture more than half of the contributors as living downstairs in their parent's split level ranch, reading 70's and 80's comic books, masturbating to porn on their computer every night and fantasizing about the buck toothed 16 year old girl across the street.
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gawker,
She is 17 now! :)
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@Gawker-I happen to live in the attic of my parents Mission-style home. I also got miss bucktooth stoned for the first time so that means I fucked her for the first time.
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So far I have never met a dancer who said her name is Crazy. I think that makes it seem like they are denying reality.
However would you want to get a dance from Crazy?
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The next time I want to get rid of a dancer maybe I should talk about a tv show called The Highlander. They would chop off heads in a sword fight at the end of every show announcing. "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!". Then mention I used to keep a machete in my car and had dreams where I enjoyed chopping off heads. I'll leave off the part where it was self defense.
Actually it was just one dream. I never enjoyed dreaming about cleaning up. I used to routinely invade the minds of others in my dreams including a few killers. That was crazy.
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"What, you think all us TUSCLers are socially and emotionally well adjusted?"
I could be the poster child for social disorders. I'm far from well adjusted.
The short version:
Borderline asocial personality
Panic disorder
Acute shyness
Passive-aggressive
Small Penis Syndrome
Mommy Issues
I didn't go to my high school prom and now I'm scarred for live disorder
This post by ibbiwackicini is his/her best ever
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Which came first, the bat shit carzy stripper or bat shit carzy PL who gives her money?
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Yea pretty much everyone is bent in some way. So why are we so quick to rag on each other, and on strippers? Ya know the glass house, don't throw stones thing?
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The Glen-or-Glenda thing just doesn't get old for you motor, does it? I'll only suggest to you that, to be a better man, just worry about being a good person.
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"So why are we so quick to rag on each other, and on strippers"
That's a very good question.
The White Knights get criticized
The harsh critics get called out
Where is the balance in how to treat dancers?
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If you want balance, ask a Libra.
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Hmmm, come to think of it, "balance" is a very relevant word relative to strippers.
Examples:
Stripper says to me, "So just how BIG is your bank balance?"
I once had sex with stripper on the bar stool. We lost our balance and tumbled to the floor.
Strippers are very balanced. They like all kinds of rap...West Coast, East Coast, St Louis, Detroit.
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^^^lol motor
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@motorhead: "Where is the balance in how to treat dancers?"
Feel free to use me as an example, considering that my approach is perfectly balanced.
:)
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