Things I Wonder About

There's a good lecture on the Art of Charm about women asserting their sexuality and the repercussion of it by men. Very eye opening material.

I'm sure gays call each other sluts too.

Things I wonder about:

Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why is it a pair of trousers, but just one bra?
Why does a light switch have "off" and "on" printed on it? If the light is off, you can't see the printing, if it's on, you don't need to!

GMD doing his Seinfeld-schtick. I'm loving it.

Hey Slick, if burrito is a masculine word, why aren't tacos called tacas? A silly thought.

Lol mikeya

Actually, Gallagher and Carlin, along with Steven (Stephen) Wright, did them first.

Good one, Mikey.

Remember Carlin and his bit about taking versus leaving a dump? Carlin on getting dressed down for not dressing up?

Another thing I wonder about:

If I go to a strip club and pay for sex, I can be arrested, but I can also be arrested if I don't pay for my drinks.

"I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."

Wrong comparison. Should be IMO, what is a man called if he has a lot of sex with a lot of women. There is an older term that applies to men as the term "Slut" has been applied to women in the above quote.

Xtra Krispy !

@Alucard, you missed the joke. The implied comparison was intentional.

Who would have guessed that would have flown right over Al the Tard's head. Amazing!!!

gmd: "@Alucard, you missed the joke"

That's what Asperger's has done to him!

it's almost disturbing how alucard has no comprehension of humor/irony/sarcasm

thanks gmd for the funny post.

even if it's a 'repost' it's one of the few recent truly humourous contributions compared to the pathetic dreck posted by the TUSCL trolls.

"it's almost disturbing how alucard has no comprehension of humor/irony/sarcasm"


One trait of people who have Asperger's is that they can have a really hard time distinguishing when somebody is being sarcastic.

I kind of missedc the joke as well. i thought the answer was, because the man is fucking a guy?

@slick sounds like you want some mcDonalds there champ

@Esta-I haven't ate McDonalds in about 3 years. It's not a snob thing, either. I just have better options available to me. But I dig their slogans.