Things I Wonder About

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• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  There's a good lecture on the Art of Charm about women asserting their sexuality and the repercussion of it by men. Very eye opening material.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  I'm sure gays call each other sluts too.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Things I wonder about:
  
  Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
  Why is it a pair of trousers, but just one bra?
  Why does a light switch have "off" and "on" printed on it? If the light is off, you can't see the printing, if it's on, you don't need to!
  
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  GMD doing his Seinfeld-schtick. I'm loving it.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Hey Slick, if burrito is a masculine word, why aren't tacos called tacas? A silly thought.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol mikeya
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Actually, Gallagher and Carlin, along with Steven (Stephen) Wright, did them first.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Good one, Mikey.
  
  Remember Carlin and his bit about taking versus leaving a dump? Carlin on getting dressed down for not dressing up?
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Another thing I wonder about:
  
  If I go to a strip club and pay for sex, I can be arrested, but I can also be arrested if I don't pay for my drinks.
  
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  "I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."
  
  Wrong comparison. Should be IMO, what is a man called if he has a lot of sex with a lot of women. There is an older term that applies to men as the term "Slut" has been applied to women in the above quote.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Xtra Krispy !
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @Alucard, you missed the joke. The implied comparison was intentional.
• jabthehut

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  11 years ago

  Who would have guessed that would have flown right over Al the Tard's head. Amazing!!!
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  gmd: "@Alucard, you missed the joke"
  
  That's what Asperger's has done to him!
• ime

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  11 years ago

  it's almost disturbing how alucard has no comprehension of humor/irony/sarcasm
  
  
• joker44

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  11 years ago

  thanks gmd for the funny post.
  
  even if it's a 'repost' it's one of the few recent truly humourous contributions compared to the pathetic dreck posted by the TUSCL trolls.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  
  "it's almost disturbing how alucard has no comprehension of humor/irony/sarcasm"
  
  
  One trait of people who have Asperger's is that they can have a really hard time distinguishing when somebody is being sarcastic.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  I kind of missedc the joke as well. i thought the answer was, because the man is fucking a guy?
  
  @slick sounds like you want some mcDonalds there champ
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Esta-I haven't ate McDonalds in about 3 years. It's not a snob thing, either. I just have better options available to me. But I dig their slogans.