Playhouse has always been one of...

Playhouse has always been one of my ATF's for several years. Located next to the Honda dealership on 130, the building itself is quite aged. After the $20 fee, you will walk into a space occupied by a round bar that occupies 80% of the space because the stage is in the middle. Think oval racetrack. And only two lanes. The infield is where all of the action is. On the perimeter are some of the VIP rooms. Additional ones in the back left upon entering. Only one restroom for one. Food on some days; not all. Arrived on a Sunday night and it was quiet. But make no mistake about it, it was because many of the dancers were in rooms for dances. Cheesy XMAS lights adorn the stage area. This is so far from Vegas.

Dancers can vary week over week but there is a consistent stable of generous Brazilians. Go for them. All will walk the perimeter (remember the track) and approach you by beginning to massage your back. Ask your name. And within the first 60 seconds ask if you want to dance. The fact is the stage is so lame for them that the real income is getting guys like me in the back. Grab a Brazilian and head back. There is some monger back there that keeps track. $30 a song. and like a good 4-5 minute song. And then you hear the monger on the overhead counting. Dark rooms. Plenty of action especially after the first. Real high mileage. No need to ask for extra's; likely included. Be nice and they'll be better. I've entered and been in the room, rubbed out, and out within 15 minutes. Brings a new meaning to the word 'express'.