Lines that are a real turn on

RTPCharlotte, NC
Yesterday, I was talking to a dancer at a club about extras. This is a fairly nice club with many dancers between 6 and 9. Anyway, I bring up a private dance with extras. She blurts out " I love to do oral and I did not glue my teeth in today so lets go". Wow, did not expect that. I did not walk away, I ran....
Comments
last comment:)
Log in to vote
One tim ewe were joking about what not sto say at a strip club. Best one was " Hi I am Mercedes, but my real name is BILL"
Log in to vote
Lol, that's fucked up
Log in to vote
one dancer told me that her pussy was so good her baby daddy would lick her pussy clean during her period
Log in to vote
Unlikely.
Log in to vote
Drac, I thought out of anyone you would be into the blood thing.
Log in to vote
Never had a gummer, might've stayed out of curiosity...
Log in to vote
Wrong title.
Log in to vote
Best line a dancer ever told me was,"This one's free."
Log in to vote
Never been offered the elusive gum job. My buddy was in rehab about 8 yrs. ago and was offered 1. Said 'NO'. 8 yrs. later and standards slipping, he'd like to change his mind.
Log in to vote
A gay friend of my told that he was getting a BJ once, and suddenly the "sensation changed". He looked down, and the guy was holding his dentures in his hand.
Log in to vote
Dumbass. Any woman that can put her teeth on the night stand beforehand, I am getting a blowjob from. Probably passed up the best blowjob of your life.
Log in to vote