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Lines that are a real turn on

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RTPCharlotte, NC

Yesterday, I was talking to a dancer at a club about extras. This is a fairly nice club with many dancers between 6 and 9. Anyway, I bring up a private dance with extras. She blurts out " I love to do oral and I did not glue my teeth in today so lets go". Wow, did not expect that. I did not walk away, I ran....

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Alucard

:)

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traveler2019

One tim ewe were joking about what not sto say at a strip club. Best one was " Hi I am Mercedes, but my real name is BILL"

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stripclublion

one dancer told me that her pussy was so good her baby daddy would lick her pussy clean during her period

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Alucard

Unlikely.

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tumblingdice

Drac, I thought out of anyone you would be into the blood thing.

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Sowhatt

Never had a gummer, might've stayed out of curiosity...

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Alucard

Wrong title.

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SlickSpic

Best line a dancer ever told me was,"This one's free."

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ianm

Never been offered the elusive gum job. My buddy was in rehab about 8 yrs. ago and was offered 1. Said 'NO'. 8 yrs. later and standards slipping, he'd like to change his mind.

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ilbbaicnl

A gay friend of my told that he was getting a BJ once, and suddenly the "sensation changed". He looked down, and the guy was holding his dentures in his hand.

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Jackmd

Dumbass. Any woman that can put her teeth on the night stand beforehand, I am getting a blowjob from. Probably passed up the best blowjob of your life.

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