Yesterday, I was talking to a dancer at a club about extras. This is a fairly nice club with many dancers between 6 and 9. Anyway, I bring up a private dance with extras. She blurts out " I love to do oral and I did not glue my teeth in today so lets go". Wow, did not expect that. I did not walk away, I ran....
Lines that are a real turn on
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Jump to latestOne tim ewe were joking about what not sto say at a strip club. Best one was " Hi I am Mercedes, but my real name is BILL"
Lol, that's fucked up
one dancer told me that her pussy was so good her baby daddy would lick her pussy clean during her period
Unlikely.
Drac, I thought out of anyone you would be into the blood thing.
Never had a gummer, might've stayed out of curiosity...
Wrong title.
Best line a dancer ever told me was,"This one's free."
Never been offered the elusive gum job. My buddy was in rehab about 8 yrs. ago and was offered 1. Said 'NO'. 8 yrs. later and standards slipping, he'd like to change his mind.
A gay friend of my told that he was getting a BJ once, and suddenly the "sensation changed". He looked down, and the guy was holding his dentures in his hand.
Dumbass. Any woman that can put her teeth on the night stand beforehand, I am getting a blowjob from. Probably passed up the best blowjob of your life.


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