Lines that are a real turn on

12 comments

• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  :)
• traveler2019

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  11 years ago

  One tim ewe were joking about what not sto say at a strip club. Best one was " Hi I am Mercedes, but my real name is BILL"
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Lol, that's fucked up
• stripclublion

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  11 years ago

  one dancer told me that her pussy was so good her baby daddy would lick her pussy clean during her period
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Unlikely.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Drac, I thought out of anyone you would be into the blood thing.
• Sowhatt

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  11 years ago

  Never had a gummer, might've stayed out of curiosity...
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Wrong title.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Best line a dancer ever told me was,"This one's free."
• ianm

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  11 years ago

  Never been offered the elusive gum job. My buddy was in rehab about 8 yrs. ago and was offered 1. Said 'NO'. 8 yrs. later and standards slipping, he'd like to change his mind.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  A gay friend of my told that he was getting a BJ once, and suddenly the "sensation changed". He looked down, and the guy was holding his dentures in his hand.
• Jackmd

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  11 years ago

  Dumbass. Any woman that can put her teeth on the night stand beforehand, I am getting a blowjob from. Probably passed up the best blowjob of your life.