Saddest day in Bunny Ranch history.

Sucks to be cock blocked by the Grim Reaper.

Ban all steak dinners!

Poor guy

Strange, Caressa Kisses and Vanity don't look like "big breasted black women.".

Nevertheless, Ed, the sick pervert of a grandson, wouldn't let a little thing like grandpa keeling over stop his fun.

Let this be a reminder to all you horny OTC bastards: Sex first, dinner later.

"Orris said his wife had died more than a decade ago ... and he hadn't had sex since. He said he fantasized about big-breasted black women."

Then he goes and picks two white chicks...

Says he picked another girl to fuck, but shit, if I was the grandson I'd have done Caressa. She got it going on. But I wouldn't have used the coupon. Tacky.

Come to think of it, I'd have just paid for my gramps (if he were still alive) and been discrete about it. It is one thing to help gramps get a hooker, another to make it a national spectacle. But I guess if you don't have the moolah you sacrifice your dignity.

There is a difference between fantasizing and actually doing you fantasy. I also depends on what was available at the ranch. Many of the black girls I have seen on his HBO specials are just nasty!!