Step Aside rickdugan! Here is an Even Better System!
Hi, everyone, it's me jester214 (or as Dugly very disrespectfully calls me "the jestie-girl". Fuck that loser.) Anyway, I have the greatest admiration for rickdugan and not just because of how he really puts Dugly in line but also because of the system for paying hookers for sex that he developed. It's a really good system, but what about for guys like me who can't afford a suit, even a white three-piece one on a janitor's salary. A different approach is called for in that case. I propose that others in my sad predicament do what I do. I call it "The Jestie-Girl System". Here's how it goes -
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Wake up early in the morning
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piss in your own corn flakes, so you'll be pissed off the entire day
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get a hardon because you like being pissed off
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don't bother taking the anti-depressants your doctor prescribed you
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go to work at your job as a janitor
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get pissed at the world because you really wanted to be in the foreign service not a lousy janitor
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sniff the solvents you are supposed to use to clean toilets
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get brain damage and write how the Finns could have avoided the Winter War altogether if they had simply acquiesced to Stalin's very reasonable pre-war demands
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make stupid, contradictory arguments on TUSCL and then spazz out when people (if Dugly can even be called a person) point out the internal inconsistencies
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try to bail yourself out by misreading Wikipedia, but get even more tangled up
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now, thoroughly depressed and pissed at the world visit a strip club
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as strippers approach whine to them about how miserable your life is
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also whine to strippers about how sucky the world is in general
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whine to strippers about how there are so many stupid people in the world
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say your signature line - "fuck this! fuck that! Fuckin' fuck everything"
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leave without getting extras because you can't afford them on a janitor's salary
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go home and cry!
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last commentThe real one didn't join in Oct 2013. Another alias I guess, Ho-Hum.
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If anyn reasonable members look close the name of this imposter has a small "l" instead of a 1 in the 214 number.
That your pick on whose alias this is:
Dougster
tumblingdice
crazyjoe
Sippy
Any other Asshole!!!!!! LOL!!!
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Oops, a typo. Should be any NOT anyn.
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Quite the system, jestie. Let us know how that one works out for you!
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I'd rather enjoy the moment. If you are about to get a lap dance and you have a good looking topless girl sitting on your lap, I just smile and hear, "you look cheerful and happy".
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JesterL...good suggestions. I always speak Klingonese to the strippers. Gets their motors revving!
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Qapla'
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Anyone planning on field testing Jestie's System?
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Nobody going to test Jestie's System out in the field? Why not?
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Nobody? No one?
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What a weird system.
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Been having any luck with this system lately, jestie?
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Gonna try it out on New Year's Eve, jestie?
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Well did you try it out?
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Any results from anyone who has tried this?
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Some system!
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Lol !
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Dougster seems to like talking to himself in this thread. LOL
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He seems to have talked to you Jeffrey Howard Aluoffyourrocker.
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Not sure whose system is dumber - jestie or RickyBoy.
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Ridiculous system; ridiculous thread.
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I bet this system is the only one in the world with a lower success rate than RickyBoy's incredibly low 35%.
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Jestie certainly does worship RickyBoy. Gunning to be RickyBoy #2 by inventing his own system here?
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I say use your system jester, and post a review afterwards.
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Yeah, jestie. When you gonna post a field report? :-)
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LOL...too funny
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LOL!
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Strange system. But then again, jestie is a strange girl.
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Still no reports from trying it out in reality, jestie? Let me guess. You tried it and struck out, but are too afraid to report back here right? Fuckin' homo.
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Just like jestie to run away and refuse to defend his stupid system.
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Sorry to tell you this, jestie, but your system is even stupider than RickyBoyDugan's.
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Whenever I feel like I have the time and nothing better to do, maybe I should read about this system. I wonder if I'm waiting for my next life?
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LOL! Don't worry you won't be missing much beyond a good laugh at these ridiculous system that people (can jestie even be called a person?) come up with.
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IMO, jestie's system is almost as gay as RickyBoy's.
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The jestie-girl's system is a stupid system from a very stupid girl.
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Not a snowball's chance in hell this system will get you anywhere jestie. Then again, without it you weren't getting anywhere either...
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LOL!
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Quit bumping this thread, Dugly! Don't you think people enough of a chance to read it already?
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Are you embarrassed about your system now, jestie, as RickyBoy is embarrassed of his?
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Another high quality thread.
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Lol! What a stupid system.
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I have a short memory. I forgot about this thread.
Here's a new tactic. Tell a dancer how great your day went. Then say at lunch time you bought a stock and within 30 mnutes, you were up $400 and decided to sell. Not bad for your lunch break. Still you realize you could be doing a whole lot better. If she asks why you don't have much money, tell her it's all tied up in stocks.
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I miss when txtittyfan and RickyBoy would contribute their opinions on the market. Then you could just do the opposite of what they said to make a little money. :-)
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Lol!
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