Portland 2AMer.

Article says it was a 21 year old, so we know it wasn't ranukam. Whew, what a relief.

You ever been here, ranukam?

^^^No, I've never been there, it's a pretty shitty joint from what I hear.

Repeal the 2nd Amendment and confiscate and destroy all civilian possessed guns and guns from retailers that sell them without proper precautions, PARTICULARLY gun shows. Outlaw the National Rifle Association.

Maybe I should introduce my fleet to the UN. This planet is doomed if all of you don't start living up to be better warriors.

Might have to give the background that all you humans were dropped off here to breed as warriors thousands of years ago and now we have to decide whether or not to give you guys more time or put you out of your peace loving ways.

Building hundreds of nuclear facilities on earthquake fault lines will not stop the fleet from taking action. That plan would have only worked if we planned to take over. No alien race in their right mind would take over a planet set to blow up so easily and become super radiated.

Commander Krill

Don't worry guys, I convinced the commander we are simply preparing and building up for another super massive war. I believe Armageddon is scheduled around 2055. Exoected casualties: over 5 billion


Party like it's the end of the world. You only have 42 years left. lol
I do not think my post is any crazier than talking about repealing parts of the bill of rights.

the Pitiful Princess that place must be rife with strippers with low self esteem

Mr. T would have a field day at this dive.

This place is a few blocks away from where I went to high school. (Only in Portland). Place isn't that great of a club either. One or two girls work there with GIANT real tits, but other than that, nobody should ever go there.

The only thing bad about Pitiful Princess is the name itself ... even the shooting is an exaggeration. Those guys were chasing each other and of course they ended the chase at the parking lot of PP (neither was a customer or had anything to do with the club). Pitiful Princess has some great dancers, some good dancers and some bad ones ... just like most other Portland clubs.

"These young girls wont let me
Poor poor pitiful me"