Can a review be a review if you don't even get inside?

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• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I think it's fine. She got the word out about the clubs policy. OTOH, I once had a review rejected for a club I never went to. It was a gay / tranny swingers club, not a strip club, that should have no presence on TUSCL, so I said so and it was rejected. So I do claim that reviews are at least looked at, not just automatically posted until flagged.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  I think this is useful. If you were a female SCer you'd want to know this. Admittedly it is info that is uninformative to most of the TUSCL discussion board poster. After all, we're a bunch of dudes and I suspect most (all?) of the regularly posting chicks are dudes pretending to be chicks (well, duo has a certain verisimilitude and there is not suffient data yet on Rachelmmm, though her backstory is plausible)
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Zip is right. It would be wrong to flag this even though she never actually went in. It provides more useful information that at least half of the reviews written.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  I agree that this is a review. The club needs to change its policy. No single females used to be a policy at many strip clubs. I believe that this was to keep prostitutes out of the clubs. But today women should have the right to go anywhere. A club could, of course, remove female patrons for soliciting prostitution. The dancers don't need the competition.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Many of the clubs RickyBoy visits are only in his imagination hasn't stopped him from posting all his useless reviews.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I agree with everyone so far
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Nothing is more dangerous than a pissed off Lesbian.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  Yeah that qualifies as a review. It would be like someone reporting heavy gang activity or other shit going down in the parking lot that made them decide not to stick around. I'd want to know about potential problems like that about a club's security, or lack thereof.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  "and I suspect most (all?) of the regularly posting chicks are dudes pretending to be chicks" Pretty jaded thinking there. I know for a fact that lopaw is a girl and poster Stiletto has been substantiated by Dougster. JudyJudy has also been verified. You live in a bubble or something?
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^ He should have put "non" in front of "regularly"
• curiositycat

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  11 years ago

  I appreciate that type of info..I finally got denied access last month because of the escort rule..I think they should give me the benefit of the doubt and see that I spend money and get lappers just like anyone else...but I guess its those few that ruin it for the rest of us...sigh. I didnt write a review similar to the one above where I got denied..but I figure its their loss not mine..plenty of other clubs let me in and I spend accordingly
• joker44

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  11 years ago

  NO it's not a review. It's an important contribution to 'out' this club's middle ages policy. If TUSCL had comments section for individual clubs this would belong there. TUSCL doesn't and posting it in Discussion section won't link it to club reviews. So by default it has to appear as a 'review' to get proper notice. NO it's not even close to a real review [&, yes, there are more and more crappy 'reviews' getting posted]. BUT broadcasting the club's policy is far more important than poor form. Wonder if the club is hoping to screen out prostitutes soliciting by this policy.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Prostitutes and jealous girlfriends/wives looking for their men. The reviewer could try suing the club. It *is* blatant gender discrimination, and I'm sure some sleazy lawyer would be willing to take it on. For a fee.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  @sclvr5005 -- fair enough. 'Tis some jaded thinking. I was excluding Stiletto and JudyJudy, who also had an air of verisimilitude, because I was thinking of recent posters. I didn't think of lowpaw but, to be truthful, I've never gotten her deal. Good to take folks at their word but none of my lesbian friends would feel comfortable with the TUSCL locker room. No disrespect to anybody, but it is possible that half the posters on this board are Juice. I mean...I mean...that dude got TIGER BLOOD and it make him post crazy shit. Hell, think about it...could you PROVE via the net that you aren't Juice? Fuck, I could be Juice just fucking with you. Or...maybe you're Juice but you DON'T KNOW IT. Life is sometimes like a Phillip K. Dick novel. Keep looking for the three stigmata my friends.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I think Juice knows he ain't me. lol Or could he? :) Let the single girls in. Or better yet hook up in the parking lot.
• friction_lover

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  11 years ago

  I've been to that club and can confirm most others are in rougher parts of town with lower dancer quality. Longer drive to the space coast or tampa, much longer to miami. Have seen single lesbians in 2 central florida clubs and they spend like any guy.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Zippy: " but it is possible that half the posters on this board are Juice" More like 99% of them.
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  Yea, it is better not to let unescorted women into the club. Reasons: 1. Prostitutes looking to capitalize on horny guys which takes money out of the dancers pockets. 2. Pissed off wives/girlfriends who are looking for revenge. 3. Horny Lesbians stealing dancers time and attention from the poor PLs who might miss their only chance to score. How can PLs compete with a Lesbian who knows exactly what women want? 4. Club Culture. Topless Clubs make money on their image as heterosexual bastions of sex and pleasure. Too much same sex attractions and the majority of heterosexual men seek other clubs which emphasize heterosexual atmospheres. 5. Lowpaw would steal all the pussy.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Mr. Sharck...are you trying to tell us that you're actually Juice? I'm so fucking confused right now...I think I may be Juice. Just drank some motherfucking TIGER BLOOD. QaQ yIQong
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  Lol yeah lopaw sure seems to get more than her share
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  I did once for the Paradise Saloon in Lawrence, Kansas because nobody had ever written it was a membership only club, which was something I didn't know til I went there. I don't know how something that important could get passed over by everybody.
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  I wrote a review about Penthouse Club in Detroit because I was turned away because I arrived in a taxi (left my company car at the hotel to avoid their uninsured, unsecured parking) and was told only valet parkers were admitted, no exceptions. I figured potential patrons should know that unless they were willing to valet do not bother.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @Tiredtraveller: Do you think they do that because they think LEO won't let anyone else near their cars? :)
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Ridiculous... Can't come in a taxi? Have to valet park? Fucking assholes. I don't mind valet parking if I'm driving to a place, but c'mon.
• sofaking87

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  11 years ago

  Not a bad review at all, it says a lot about a place if you can't get in the door, and you have money to spend.