TOFTT:Size Does Matter
Monday, February 10, 2014 10:52 AM
Last Saturday, I was busy moving furniture from 9 to 5, without Dolly's tits. I was beat but I still went out. I was chilling with my buddy's younger cousin. He goes to college down the street from me. We were at this college bar and waddaya know, he strikes gold with this cute, little blonde.
Unfortunately, her sidekick is one Brontosauras of a woman. Think Natalie from The Facts Of Life. Being the wingman that I am, I dove on the grenade so my little buddy could get himself some grade A punani.
Did I ever blink? Fuck no. Did I shudder? What kind of bitch do you take me for? I made that cheeseburger chula laugh, I danced with her on a rinky dink dance floor, and I German Suplexed that Teutonic Titanic of a woman onto my bed. I did what had to be done and had a great time doing it. She might've been mighty mighty, but her face was cute.
That big bitch ain't never been fucked like that. And you know what? I'd fuck her again.
Damn, my back aches.
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