TOFTT:Size Does Matter

2/10/2014 10:52:12 AM

Last Saturday, I was busy moving furniture from 9 to 5, without Dolly's tits. I was beat but I still went out. I was chilling with my buddy's younger cousin. He goes to college down the street from me. We were at this college bar and waddaya know, he strikes gold with this cute, little blonde.

Unfortunately, her sidekick is one Brontosauras of a woman. Think Natalie from The Facts Of Life. Being the wingman that I am, I dove on the grenade so my little buddy could get himself some grade A punani.

Did I ever blink? Fuck no. Did I shudder? What kind of bitch do you take me for? I made that cheeseburger chula laugh, I danced with her on a rinky dink dance floor, and I German Suplexed that Teutonic Titanic of a woman onto my bed. I did what had to be done and had a great time doing it. She might've been mighty mighty, but her face was cute.

That big bitch ain't never been fucked like that. And you know what? I'd fuck her again.

Damn, my back aches.

13 comments

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tumblingdice

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11 years ago

Day late,dollar short. She could have helped you move all that furniture.

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Lol slick. That was mighty nice of you

Prim0

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11 years ago

Why not...we've all been hoggin! and fat girls need love too!

Gucci_Mane

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11 years ago

I love fucking the dog shit out of fat bitches

sclvr5005

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11 years ago

Nice of you to take one for the team!

rockstar666

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11 years ago

I don't prefer BBW's but I've had some of my best sex with them, so I don't turn them down if the situation is right. Helping out a cousin is a great excuse to drive the wide rides.

sofaking87

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11 years ago

Lol! Well done SS, you can't ask for any less from a wingman!

looneylarry

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11 years ago

It's not worth it unless you can extract some payback from him. Maybe you get the little one next? You put the "man" in "wingman'.

Tiredtraveler

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11 years ago

Reminds me of a Bill Cosby routine about all his friends dating the pretty girls that promised everything and did nothing so he was dating the ugly girl who had to do stuff to get dates. The next thing he knows all his friends are asking him if the ugly one was available?

gawker

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11 years ago

A very similar situation arose in my life 45 years ago; a night I'll never forget. Similar, only I was with the cute chick. My buddy took on the heifer while Eileen and I danced the horizontal mambo. After an hour of some of the most strenuous fucking I've ever experienced, I went to take a piss. There's holly Hog on her knees praying to the porcelain pooper, spilling her last supper. My friend was standing beside her and as she would come up for air he'd jam his dick in her mouth. She'd suck away until she felt the gravy rising and would puke out another load of "dimees" (10 cent beers 12 oz. Drafts).
I went out the back door to piss.
The next day both girls said they had a fuckin' ball.
Slick - you're the man.

shadowcat

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11 years ago

"For a fat girl, she didn't sweat much". :)

motorhead

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11 years ago

Hey, hey, hey...

What's wrong with Natalie? Jo was the cutest, but I always suspected she was a lesbian. Tootie was jail bait. But she did grow some bodacious ta-ta's late in the series. Blair was pretty, but was one of those born-again wingnuts in real life. Ergo, Natalie WAS the most fuckable.

steve229

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11 years ago

"You take the good, you take the bad..."

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