i want a lady

Cool!

Lol don't we all.

I don't want to do anything except watch tv and surf the net. I'm dancer boyfriend material.
I am willing to talk crap. Apparently another requirement.

"Treat a lady like a tramp and treat a tramp like a lady".

Take a number, OP.

https://fetlife.com

But...it can be somewhat outré for those not expecting it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Me 2

Um, okay then. And look at you, gmd, throwing that word around.

What? The word is perfectly apropo. :)

Wham bam thank you madam

Treat her like a Tramp
Lick her like a Stamp
Fuck her like a Champ
Chuck her off at the Off Ramp

Don't cry for me Argentina.

And if you get curious what kind of pics are on this web site but don't want to join to see. I found this.
http://statigr.am/tag/fetlife

@GMD-Them dames look like they're into the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus.

I'm pretty sure I alluded to the fact that it might not be for everybody. :)

@GMD-I ain't mad. I'm feeling it. I actually got to see the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus at Lollapalooza back in the 90's. All I can say is, "Wow!"