Salvation for Detroit's Dancers

Good on em, too bad it conflicts with me seeing some titties, can't they go find some moslems there to convert?

Muslims,blah,blah,blah......change.

I'll light a candle and pray a rosary.

The strippers in my favorite club must have already experienced a visit from this generous group. I noticed a lot of the dancers on their knees and praying.

EM,

Did they learn to speak in tongues?

Hwy, everyone deserves a shot at salvation. I'm just not sure that Pentecostal ladies are the ones I'd chose. That said, this effort seems like a nice gesture and not threatening at all.

What about the customers? Don't those sinners souls need saving too?

Shadow, aren't they already in heaven if they have brought enough cash?

Which god is the stripper god?

Eros.

Snake handling in Pentecostal churches in Appalachia has been made illegal in a few states....but if any strippers wanna learn the practice, I've got a snake they can use.

I'm a crawling king snake.

To answer sofaking's question; because muslims murder anyone who disagrees with how they have warped their religion. A brutal religion that tries to civilize murderous animals and has only succeeded being used as an excuse to murder more people. Christians kind of did the same thing 1200 years ago but grew up. At least most Pentecostals won't kill you if you tell them to please go away.

If they REALLY want to help strippers they should put a few condoms in the bag, and buy some dances.