7th Heaven
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1001 State Rte 3059, Conshohocken, PA 19428, USA*

This was my first visit to...

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pedrome30
Feb 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This was my first visit to 7th Heaven. I knew the name but didn't know what to expect because it wasn't on my TUSCL hotlist. Not sure I'll go back anytime soon.

There was a decent amount of parking and a fairly large, well-lit lot outside. I was pleased to see the banner advertising that they are now 100% smoke free, which is a big deal for me, going home to a SO. I really don't want to reek like either cigarettes or stripper perfume. I was greeted by a giant, but polite bouncer, who took my $10 cover charge at the door. I walked through a metal detector, which was a little alarming, and the fact that I made it beep and said bouncer didn't flinch was perhaps a bit more alarming.

I grabbed a seat at the end of the bar and ordered a Yuengling draft. It was good - not flat or watered down - but it was $4.50. Already the singles were flying off my pile. The bartender chick took about five minutes to deliver my beer from the time she asked me what I wanted to when she put it in front of me, which was kind of annoying. Plus, it had been so long that she had to re-confirm my order before drawing it. Sheesh. At least she was hot - nice cleavage, plus lacy black stockings. Yum.

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