John Travolta's neice

I have her a massage once. She's just like her uncle but straight.

Nothing special in my book.

Slick, he's married. He can't be gay.

Saggy ass tits and cheap fake red hair. Yuk.

Meh. At best.

She's like the chick from Seinfeld who looks good sometimes and doesn't others. I saw pics of her where I thought she was cute and others where I thought she was flat ugly.

She looks like Arnold Horshack.

She looks perfect to me. Healthy looking. Good hips-to-waist ratio. Good-sized boobs (with the appropriate amount of sag for big boobs that are actually made out of real boob). Nice smile. Pretty eyes. Long hair, that looks like she didn't spend more than 5 minutes fussing with it when she woke up.

And also important, toned but not ripped.

Blah,blah,blah....change.