"You need a BOYFRIEND!"

LOL

Nah. Not worth it because of all of the other shit that comes along with it. Better off with a vibrator/dildo and a professional Handy Man on speed dial.

Lopaw, does that mean you won't be my valentine?

OK, jackslash....but just for one day. After that, the money's on the dresser and you'd better be gone before breakfast.

Lol lopaw

Lol! Awesome!

Dancers use me to heat up quite a lot if they get cold.