My last shift...
Dancinggal
So this is totally random but weird so I thought I'd share with you guys. This Armenian guy comes into my club and starts "making it rain" on stage not even 5 minutes into being in the club. Girls were approaching him left and right. For some reason or another , her gestures for me to come to him. I ignored him because he was standing at the tip rail, and clearly didn't know the rules. I didn't wanna bother trying to explain. So after 5 minutes of trying to catch my attention, he approaches me and asks me to sit with him. Upon sitting with him, I can tell that he's either drunk or on some kind of drugs. It's pretty obvious. This makes it more clear to me why strippers are glaring at me. I've got the easy target siting right next to me. Anyways, he tells me he wants to buy the CR. Now I'm paying attention. But of course, first he wants a lap dance to "test run". We do so, and this fucker keeps trying to bite me. So after a song, he asks me if we go to the CR if I will do coke with him. If I'll let him do coke off my ass. I tell him I don't do drugs, but he can do whatever he want. He says okay then says he wants to go out to smoke a cigarette. Next time I see him, he has two girls hanging on him trying to sell dances. I'm over it, if he's gone, he's gone. I don't want this fucker trying to bite me anyways. About 20 minutes later he storms up to me and demands that I give him back his 8ball of coke. I laugh. This guy must be insane if he thinks I'd refuse to do coke, but then turn around and steal it. I tell him to refer to the two hookers he had hanging on him earlier. He gets pissed and leaves. Crazy people these days.
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If you want any intel about a club that I might know about, feel free to ask.
IDK if it has to do w/ the fact that where they come from sexuality is repressed so they overreact in SCs – or if they are just used to treating women this way in their countries since in those countries women often have very few rights – or could be both.
Yuppie White-Easy, no hassle, spends money, no haggle.
Desert Rat White-Smelly, dirty, cheap.
Latino(Rich or Poor)-Hands on, aggressive.
-Latino(better off)-Tries to hook up for free dates.
-Latino(poor)-Expects too much for too little.
Black-Expects too much for too little. Always tries to hook up for free dates.
Indian(Dot)-Smelly, cheap, bad tippers,
Arab-Smelly, cheap, bad tippers, rude.
Armenian-Smelly, aggressive.
Italian-Hands on, aggressive, wants to hook up for free dates.
It's what I can remember.
You seem to be well versed in all aspects of popular culture and more.
BTW – do you also offer tax advice
:)