Russian stick shifting

This is some freaky ass shit. I love the line "The Russian state doesn’t have to beat you with a stick. We can fuck you up with a carrot, too.” Apparently, they can fuck their critics with a 200 lb wooden cock too.

However, I must say that this prank has Juice written all over it. That dude gets around. Arrested in a prostitution sting being conducted by the police dept he works for, kicked in the nads for 6 hrs 'cos he likes it, grabs some fried chicken and jacks off in the street, flies to Toronto hoping Rob Ford will give him a rock of crack to taser Justin Bieber on the taint.

Now he flies to Moscow to carve a giant dick and leave it on the car of a Putin critic.

Juice dude...I'm down with your crazy antics, but don't support repressive regimes.