With non-OTC dancers, I don't say anything really personal. All the dancers who have asked where I worked were not sketchy enough that I felt the need to lie.
I lie all the time for all of the above reasons (self-entertainment, to protect my identity, etc.) - but it is all about the fantasy anyway. Besides, if I told the truth the dancer would just think I'm lying anyway.
I don’t have a SO nor a “sensitive†work position – so I’ll usually give my real first name and my occupation w/o necessarily getting into too many details.
I used to tell them my real name, what I did for work etc, but then I met a couple psycho strippers that ended up stalkerish. Nowadays I use cover stories, but I slip up every now and then.
Just for humor or entertainment value. The girls rarely remember your name the 1st few times anyway. I dancer came up and introduced herself as Chasity, I said glad to meet you my name is Promiscuity.
I have have also said my name is Bruno, or Dirk Diggler. Then I'll say that is my "club name". I don't use my real name.
I don't bother. There are tons of men with my first name who do what I do for a living. That's not enough information to come back and get me in trouble. I don't tell them enough details to drop in on me at work, or home though.
If I wanted to play games I could tell them my name is Bond, James Bond. Then I wouldn't recognize them and think they were crazy when they called me James months later. I just tell everyone my first name. It's not like I'm worried about them calling me. I do make up part of the company name just because it is so long, no one ever remembers. Dancers sometimes ask where I work at either for chit chat or getting an estimate if I might make a lot. If I said I worked for the state givernment, she might get concerned I was a cop.
I have such a common name, sort of. Top 5 or near the bottom of the top 300. depends on if my given name or the variation I use. So that wouldn't much matter. As for my company, unless one works for them in the US, they would have no idea of it. It is home based in Europe.
I'm old enough I avoid personal information. Since I always am clubbing from out of town all I must do is give them where I am from, what I do and marital status if asked. I usually give them a place I used to live and what I did a couple of jobs ago and marital status varies although I usually go with the truth... Never again!
I simply tell the truth. I end up with a lot of these women as clients or people my wife and I end up knowing in real life. None of this is hidden from anyone.
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last commentNot at all.
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Giving or getting?
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Not at all.
/sometimes I lie and say I'm a pornstar because my life as an astronaut is just too unbelievable.
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I'll give a cover story when I'm out on the road somewhere sometimes, but it's mostly for my personal entertainment.
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Not important but like DandyDan said, it can be fun.
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Why?
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With non-OTC dancers, I don't say anything really personal. All the dancers who have asked where I worked were not sketchy enough that I felt the need to lie.
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I lie all the time for all of the above reasons (self-entertainment, to protect my identity, etc.) - but it is all about the fantasy anyway. Besides, if I told the truth the dancer would just think I'm lying anyway.
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Depends.
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I don’t have a SO nor a “sensitive†work position – so I’ll usually give my real first name and my occupation w/o necessarily getting into too many details.
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I am honest but don't spill the beans. Turn the tables and give her the opportunity to tell you the truth.
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I used to tell them my real name, what I did for work etc, but then I met a couple psycho strippers that ended up stalkerish. Nowadays I use cover stories, but I slip up every now and then.
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I'm the same way too, fake name fake job, S. King is my name, and I work at a sofa store, lol!
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Fuck a cover story. Don't forget your cover sheet on your TPS Report.
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SS,
Funny!
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+1. Slick
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Just for humor or entertainment value. The girls rarely remember your name the 1st few times anyway. I dancer came up and introduced herself as Chasity, I said glad to meet you my name is Promiscuity.
I have have also said my name is Bruno, or Dirk Diggler. Then I'll say that is my "club name". I don't use my real name.
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I meant 1 dancer not I dancer
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If I ever hear one of my TUSCLERS ever say that they got a case of the Mondays, I'll kick your ass.
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I always go with a false name and story. Isn't that what it's all about - a fantasy.
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Slick...do you have on all your pieces of flair?
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Has anyone seen my stapler?
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"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
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I don't bother. There are tons of men with my first name who do what I do for a living. That's not enough information to come back and get me in trouble. I don't tell them enough details to drop in on me at work, or home though.
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Wasn't there just a thread about this?
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I spend my time on poetry.
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Did you say your name is Michael Bolton?
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That you, Lumbergh?
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cover story?
If I wanted to play games I could tell them my name is Bond, James Bond. Then I wouldn't recognize them and think they were crazy when they called me James months later. I just tell everyone my first name. It's not like I'm worried about them calling me. I do make up part of the company name just because it is so long, no one ever remembers. Dancers sometimes ask where I work at either for chit chat or getting an estimate if I might make a lot. If I said I worked for the state givernment, she might get concerned I was a cop.
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shark,
I have such a common name, sort of. Top 5 or near the bottom of the top 300. depends on if my given name or the variation I use. So that wouldn't much matter. As for my company, unless one works for them in the US, they would have no idea of it. It is home based in Europe.
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I'm old enough I avoid personal information. Since I always am clubbing from out of town all I must do is give them where I am from, what I do and marital status if asked. I usually give them a place I used to live and what I did a couple of jobs ago and marital status varies although I usually go with the truth... Never again!
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Just gotta give a lot of love to all my "Office Space" people. Y'all the reason I love this site.
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I tell them my name...but tell them I'm the inventor of the "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
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I also like to claim that I invented the "O face"
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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...
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I'll tell y'all one thing...
If you ever get the chance to beat the F$#% out of some POS equipment, don't pass it up!!!
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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I simply tell the truth. I end up with a lot of these women as clients or people my wife and I end up knowing in real life. None of this is hidden from anyone.
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Like Skibum, I also tell the truth. My life is better than fiction.
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I DON'T tell all, but I tell the truth.
When you lie it is invariably hard to remember the whole lying story, ESPECIALLY for those of you who get intoxicated.
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