Cover Stories?

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sofaking87
How important is a cover story, or false name to you when you're in a SC?

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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
Not at all.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Giving or getting?
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knight_errant
11 years ago
Not at all.

/sometimes I lie and say I'm a pornstar because my life as an astronaut is just too unbelievable.
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DandyDan
11 years ago
I'll give a cover story when I'm out on the road somewhere sometimes, but it's mostly for my personal entertainment.
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jester214
11 years ago
Not important but like DandyDan said, it can be fun.
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motorhead
11 years ago
Why?
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
With non-OTC dancers, I don't say anything really personal. All the dancers who have asked where I worked were not sketchy enough that I felt the need to lie.
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Ironcat
11 years ago
I lie all the time for all of the above reasons (self-entertainment, to protect my identity, etc.) - but it is all about the fantasy anyway. Besides, if I told the truth the dancer would just think I'm lying anyway.
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Clubber
11 years ago
Depends.
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Papi_Chulo
11 years ago
I don’t have a SO nor a “sensitive” work position – so I’ll usually give my real first name and my occupation w/o necessarily getting into too many details.
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ididthisonce
11 years ago
I am honest but don't spill the beans. Turn the tables and give her the opportunity to tell you the truth.
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Clackport
11 years ago
I used to tell them my real name, what I did for work etc, but then I met a couple psycho strippers that ended up stalkerish. Nowadays I use cover stories, but I slip up every now and then.
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sofaking87
11 years ago
I'm the same way too, fake name fake job, S. King is my name, and I work at a sofa store, lol!
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Fuck a cover story. Don't forget your cover sheet on your TPS Report.
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Clubber
11 years ago
SS,

Funny!
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motorhead
11 years ago
+1. Slick
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TheFword
11 years ago
Just for humor or entertainment value. The girls rarely remember your name the 1st few times anyway. I dancer came up and introduced herself as Chasity, I said glad to meet you my name is Promiscuity.
I have have also said my name is Bruno, or Dirk Diggler. Then I'll say that is my "club name". I don't use my real name.
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TheFword
11 years ago
I meant 1 dancer not I dancer
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
If I ever hear one of my TUSCLERS ever say that they got a case of the Mondays, I'll kick your ass.
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Jackmd
11 years ago
I always go with a false name and story. Isn't that what it's all about - a fantasy.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Slick...do you have on all your pieces of flair?
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Has anyone seen my stapler?
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Clubber
11 years ago
"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
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canny
11 years ago
I don't bother. There are tons of men with my first name who do what I do for a living. That's not enough information to come back and get me in trouble. I don't tell them enough details to drop in on me at work, or home though.
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sclvr5005
11 years ago
Wasn't there just a thread about this?
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gatorfan
11 years ago
I spend my time on poetry.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Did you say your name is Michael Bolton?
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Clubber
11 years ago
That you, Lumbergh?
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
cover story?

If I wanted to play games I could tell them my name is Bond, James Bond. Then I wouldn't recognize them and think they were crazy when they called me James months later. I just tell everyone my first name. It's not like I'm worried about them calling me. I do make up part of the company name just because it is so long, no one ever remembers. Dancers sometimes ask where I work at either for chit chat or getting an estimate if I might make a lot. If I said I worked for the state givernment, she might get concerned I was a cop.
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Clubber
11 years ago
shark,

I have such a common name, sort of. Top 5 or near the bottom of the top 300. depends on if my given name or the variation I use. So that wouldn't much matter. As for my company, unless one works for them in the US, they would have no idea of it. It is home based in Europe.
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Tiredtraveler
11 years ago
I'm old enough I avoid personal information. Since I always am clubbing from out of town all I must do is give them where I am from, what I do and marital status if asked. I usually give them a place I used to live and what I did a couple of jobs ago and marital status varies although I usually go with the truth... Never again!
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Just gotta give a lot of love to all my "Office Space" people. Y'all the reason I love this site.
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Prim0
11 years ago
I tell them my name...but tell them I'm the inventor of the "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
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Prim0
11 years ago
I also like to claim that I invented the "O face"
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fun12times12
11 years ago
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...
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Clubber
11 years ago
I'll tell y'all one thing...
If you ever get the chance to beat the F$#% out of some POS equipment, don't pass it up!!!
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha!
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skibum609
11 years ago
I simply tell the truth. I end up with a lot of these women as clients or people my wife and I end up knowing in real life. None of this is hidden from anyone.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Like Skibum, I also tell the truth. My life is better than fiction.
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Alucard
11 years ago
I DON'T tell all, but I tell the truth.

When you lie it is invariably hard to remember the whole lying story, ESPECIALLY for those of you who get intoxicated.
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