(If) There can be only one...

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My buddy hit me with this one the other day:
If you had to choose to only have one for the rest of your life, what would it be?
1.Porn
2.Prostitutes
3.Strip Clubs
I told him I couldn't live in a world where there could only be one, this isn't Highlander. But figured this was something worth putting up here.
Who wants to weight in?
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last commentIf you choose strip clubs, you will likely come across the other two at some point, whereas the other two will not automatically lead to a strip club, so it's got to be strip clubs.
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Its a toss up between porn & strip clubs
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Good club muzik
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I'm a sexual being. I can live without porn, and I prefer the club to prostitutes, but I don't have sex in the club, so I'll have to go with #3.
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I don't have to pay for porn,and whereas clubs offer a great physical aspect, they are expensive!
Hmm, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I cannot choose!
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Go with number 3. While you are there try to get extras and video with your phone. You have only chosen one and got all 3 covered now. Seems like best solution.
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3, hands down.
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Without hesitation, strip clubs. Don't need porn or prostitutes with willing strippers around.
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Yup. Those that chose #3 get an A+
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Real stripclubs -- with OTC
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I'd go with #3 and try to get extras and otc.
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Definitely #3 (Strip Clubs) – I can live w/o the other 2 but w/o SCs my life would be pretty boring
BTW – this is a site for strip club enthusiasts – so I would think most answers would be #3
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Don't watch much porn to begin with. Since my home club is an extras club, I'm all set. Strip clubs till the casket drops.
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Also keep in mind there r s strip clubs like adelitas and Hong Kong where u get the best of both worlds; strip club environment and whores to fuck. Win - win!
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It would have to be legal too.
Then I could run my own club full of prostitutes.
I'd put up a sign saying 2 BJ minimum required!
If the girls don't want to strip and just want to be naked or just want to suck and fuck, I'm good.
No more clothes on during the first or second song.
Of course if it's not legal, then 3 of course. Back to all the crap I'm familiar with.
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Of course this is assuming I didn't take my sword out and chop off your head first and then wait to absorb your power.
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porn . . .it's always there and cheaper than the other two
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Skiing.
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