Another Dumb Stripper Joke

23 comments

• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Did you hear what the dentist said about his stripper client?
  
  She had the finest teeth he had ever cum across.
• sofaking87

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  11 years ago

  Lol!
• trixxi

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  11 years ago

  Whenever I hear a really good joke from a customer I insist on giving him a free lap dance .. the joke has to have me reeling though. Its only happened a few times ... we went and had fun for several songs and my customer kept telling me more jokes but what I thought was great was how he did end up paying me even though I said it was free.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Did you hear about the stripper who only gave lap dances on leather sofas?
  
  She didn't to be infected by Leopard Seats.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  A duck walked into a strip club..
  He agreed to a lap dance with a hottie..
  "Put it on my bill", he said.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  What's a strippers favorite arcade game?
  
  Pole Position.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  What's a strippers favorite golf club?
  Tiger's wood.
  
  Sorry, I just made that up
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Mikey-Go for it! I've been winging it. I had one last night that wasn't quite ready. I was a gonna start a thread asking for help. When I woke up, I forgot the whole thing.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^ Haha, dumb jokes are great
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  What is artificial intelligence to a blonde stripper?
  
  Putting on a brunette wig.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  What happened when the stripper tried to blow up her husband's car?
  
  She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Why should strippers never marry blond men?
  
  The kids wii be too stupid to steal.
• trixxi

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  11 years ago

  these are great!!! wish u were all here to put your hands on me and touch me like i like :)
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  What do you call 15 blondes standing side by side?
  
  
  A wind tunnel.
  
  Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
  
  To hide in cherry trees!
  
  Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
  
  No? See how well it works!
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
  
  
  
  
  None, they just redefine darkness as the industry standard.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  A customer was talking to a dancer.
  He said he wanted to name her left leg Thanksgiving and her right leg Christmas. She said ok.
  Then he asked, " can I come visit between the holidays?"
  
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  How can you tell if a stripper is shy?
  
  She can't bare it on stage.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Why did the condom fly across the room?
  
  It got pissed off
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Why was the strippers steering wheel dripping saliva?
  
  She tried to blow the horn.
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  LOL
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Did you hear that one about the honest stripper?
  
  Neither did I.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  What did the popular stripper and the Titanic have in common?
  
  They both went down with over a thousand men.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I like it!