Did you hear about the stripper who died on stage?
There was a doctor at the tip rail. He said was a case of Pole-e-o.
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Another Dumb Stripper Joke
Feb 7, 2014, 9:34 AM
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Lol!
Whenever I hear a really good joke from a customer I insist on giving him a free lap dance .. the joke has to have me reeling though. Its only happened a few times ... we went and had fun for several songs and my customer kept telling me more jokes but what I thought was great was how he did end up paying me even though I said it was free.
Did you hear about the stripper who only gave lap dances on leather sofas?
She didn't to be infected by Leopard Seats.
A duck walked into a strip club.. He agreed to a lap dance with a hottie.. "Put it on my bill", he said.
What's a strippers favorite arcade game?
Pole Position.
What's a strippers favorite golf club? Tiger's wood.
Sorry, I just made that up
@Mikey-Go for it! I've been winging it. I had one last night that wasn't quite ready. I was a gonna start a thread asking for help. When I woke up, I forgot the whole thing.
^^^^ Haha, dumb jokes are great
What is artificial intelligence to a blonde stripper?
Putting on a brunette wig.
What happened when the stripper tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Why should strippers never marry blond men?
The kids wii be too stupid to steal.
these are great!!! wish u were all here to put your hands on me and touch me like i like :)
What do you call 15 blondes standing side by side?
A wind tunnel.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? See how well it works!
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just redefine darkness as the industry standard.
A customer was talking to a dancer. He said he wanted to name her left leg Thanksgiving and her right leg Christmas. She said ok. Then he asked, " can I come visit between the holidays?"
How can you tell if a stripper is shy?
She can't bare it on stage.
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It got pissed off
Why was the strippers steering wheel dripping saliva?
She tried to blow the horn.
LOL
Did you hear that one about the honest stripper?
Neither did I.
What did the popular stripper and the Titanic have in common?
They both went down with over a thousand men.
I like it!
Did you hear what the dentist said about his stripper client?
She had the finest teeth he had ever cum across.