Whenever I hear a really good joke from a customer I insist on giving him a free lap dance .. the joke has to have me reeling though. Its only happened a few times ... we went and had fun for several songs and my customer kept telling me more jokes but what I thought was great was how he did end up paying me even though I said it was free.
@Mikey-Go for it! I've been winging it. I had one last night that wasn't quite ready. I was a gonna start a thread asking for help. When I woke up, I forgot the whole thing.
A customer was talking to a dancer.
He said he wanted to name her left leg Thanksgiving and her right leg Christmas. She said ok.
Then he asked, " can I come visit between the holidays?"
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last commentDid you hear what the dentist said about his stripper client?
She had the finest teeth he had ever cum across.
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Lol!
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Whenever I hear a really good joke from a customer I insist on giving him a free lap dance .. the joke has to have me reeling though. Its only happened a few times ... we went and had fun for several songs and my customer kept telling me more jokes but what I thought was great was how he did end up paying me even though I said it was free.
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Did you hear about the stripper who only gave lap dances on leather sofas?
She didn't to be infected by Leopard Seats.
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A duck walked into a strip club..
He agreed to a lap dance with a hottie..
"Put it on my bill", he said.
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What's a strippers favorite arcade game?
Pole Position.
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What's a strippers favorite golf club?
Tiger's wood.
Sorry, I just made that up
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@Mikey-Go for it! I've been winging it. I had one last night that wasn't quite ready. I was a gonna start a thread asking for help. When I woke up, I forgot the whole thing.
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^^^^ Haha, dumb jokes are great
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What is artificial intelligence to a blonde stripper?
Putting on a brunette wig.
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What happened when the stripper tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Why should strippers never marry blond men?
The kids wii be too stupid to steal.
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these are great!!! wish u were all here to put your hands on me and touch me like i like :)
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What do you call 15 blondes standing side by side?
A wind tunnel.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? See how well it works!
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How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just redefine darkness as the industry standard.
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A customer was talking to a dancer.
He said he wanted to name her left leg Thanksgiving and her right leg Christmas. She said ok.
Then he asked, " can I come visit between the holidays?"
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How can you tell if a stripper is shy?
She can't bare it on stage.
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Why did the condom fly across the room?
It got pissed off
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Why was the strippers steering wheel dripping saliva?
She tried to blow the horn.
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LOL
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Did you hear that one about the honest stripper?
Neither did I.
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What did the popular stripper and the Titanic have in common?
They both went down with over a thousand men.
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I like it!
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