Strip Club Gimmicks

Well...the club that features Taylor Swift scissoring away with her gal pal on stage is pretty cool.

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Taylor let me jizz all over her face in the back room. But she sure was uptight about anal. However, she did it for free 'cos she's so frickin' dirrrty.

Amateur contests are mostly phony and a waste of my time. Same with wet t-shirt contests, foxy boxing, mechanical bull riding, Trivia and all of the other so called free stuff.

Anything that isn't a bbbj is a waste of time, right shadow?

They affect my habits. I avoid features and most of the special blah-party nights when I know about them. I generally avoid partaking in "specials" that include free swag, with one notable exception being the 2-4-35 dances at Scarlett's Hallandale that came with the free towels. I still have a bunch of them and use em for things like truck/boat/dog washing, they're a unique size that works better than other little rags or big towels I have.

Happy Hour drinks work to get me in too, I don't think I'm alone there. The Rhino doesn't have a daytime happy hour on Sunday's, but rather at night. You walk in there at 7pm and its a fucking ghost town, you show up at 11pm and you might not know it was a Sunday. Another club used to have $1 domestic bottles on Sunday day shift. You would swear it was Friday at midnight when it was really noon on Sunday. I used to think it was the fact that there was a bunch of girls at those times that made the clubs popular, but I eventually realized it was the other way around. The girls were there cause it was busy.

In some towns you can't really have a real "amateur" night at the strip club at all because the local regs may say anyone up on stage has to have her papers, so you are actually watching novice strippers building up name recognition. I have somewhere a "free hat" from a club, that I may wear some day when I'm painting the ceiling 'cause like hell I'm going to advertise a strip joint out on the street. Feature nights? Cool for checking out the feature but it brings in people who are not regular clubbers and who are just there to see her, so the footsoldier girls have to divide their attention among more patrons who are less interested. Happy hours tend to happen before the prime time shift arrives, so they are only really worth it if the club is reasonably alive during the timeframe. Daily drink specials that go past HH are IMO a better incentive, just as long as you do not have to drive.

The only "gimmicks" that impact my clubbing is dance specials and discounts.

The only thing they do that would ever do anything is reduced cover charges during the week, but that never works, because it's always during my work time.

I don't mind the gimmicks. Anything that gets a "party mood" going in the club has usually been good for me. The girls are more enthusiastic, the bouncers are more distracted, everybody tends to have a good time. I don't want that all the time, but it's nice from time to time.

Amateur contests and features are good because that can mean that the house dancers don't have so much to do!

Brass Rail in Sunnyvale has them. Also with the amateur contests come a bunch of hookers. They are not really there for the contest. When I was first exposed to them I really didn't know how to respond to their forwardness, pushing themselves up against me. Not interested in partaking of what they are offering. They don't have dancer grade looks and they seem like screwy people.

With the porn star features, that is often the only time clubs don't cut the songs down. So great time for dances with the house dancers.