LDKing
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I asked my CF last night how many of her customers LDK during a lap dance. She said it was 100% in the VIP, and around 60% during regular lap dances. She then thought about this a little bit, and said it could be a little higher than 60 because she's not always sure when it happens. I asked why she wasn't always sure given the obvious large wet stain, and she said that many guys start the dance already wet so it's not always completely clear.
She said she is not trying to get them to LDK necessarily, but most of the time it comes to that if they do a few dances. Note that this club does not allow extras, so an LDK is as good as it's going to get ITC.
I was a little surprised at how high this number is. She is really beautiful so I understand it from that perspective. However, the club she works at allows only moderate mileage, and I would not have thought it was enough to get that many guys off.
As an aside, this clearly disproves the claim of so many girls on the pink site that they would never allow such a thing. If over half the guys LDK in a club with only moderate contact, it's happening to all the dancers unless they give only air dances.
She said she is not trying to get them to LDK necessarily, but most of the time it comes to that if they do a few dances. Note that this club does not allow extras, so an LDK is as good as it's going to get ITC.
I was a little surprised at how high this number is. She is really beautiful so I understand it from that perspective. However, the club she works at allows only moderate mileage, and I would not have thought it was enough to get that many guys off.
As an aside, this clearly disproves the claim of so many girls on the pink site that they would never allow such a thing. If over half the guys LDK in a club with only moderate contact, it's happening to all the dancers unless they give only air dances.
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I guess I'll just have to accept the fact that every guy is different--because I'll never understand how someone can do this from SOLELY lap dances---no matter how many they get in a row.
I find LDK's posts pretty frickin' funny. Ain't nobody tells a better jizz in the trousers story than that dude. LDK on Cap'n Stickypants...LDK on indeed!
so you believe that 60% of guys getting a LD and 100% of guys going into VIP are so sexually, socially, psychologically dysfunctional that they actually jizz in their pants.
maybe the stripper you were talking to chooses to service ONLY the most PATHETIC of PLs.
However, I will concede that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, so it certainly conceivable that she misunderstood what 60% means.
It all sounds tantamount to bullshit! Now, that being said, I pretty much get the gist of the discussion but could someone please clarify?:
LDK?
CF?
PL?
Must be sad to need that much stimulation. I bet the only thing that gives you an erection is the possibility that Ilsa's gun will go off while it is up your asshole. Sad :-(
But some folks still find joy in sex.
LDK -- cumming in your pants from a lap dance
CF -- current fave
PL -- pathetic loser
CF - I believe is current favorite
PL - pathetic loser
PL- is a pathetic loser
CF- a patrons current favorite dancer
CF is current favourite
PL is pathetic loser epitomized by our resident left-wing goose-stepping george soros accolyte @zipman86 (aka zipperhead, aka comicbookguy, aka KampKommandant)
Now this is the kind of erudite conversation we've been missing on here lately
Also you have to take in the fact what type of club is it... older clients or younger. Because an 18 year old who has never been laid might cum from a whisper in the hear and a kiss on the neck. Let alone a good grind.
LDK- means cumming in your pants from solely lap dances. It's nicknamed that because of a member here named lap dance king who regularly does it
PL- is a pathetic loser
CF- a patrons current favorite dancer
LDK- means cumming in your pants from solely lap dances. It's nicknamed that because of a member here named lap dance king who regularly does it
PL- is a pathetic loser
CF- a patrons current favorite dancer
LDK- means cumming in your pants from solely lap dances. It's nicknamed that because of a member here named lap dance king who regularly does it
PL- is a pathetic loser
CF- a patrons current favorite dancer
LDK- means cumming in your pants from solely lap dances. It's nicknamed that because of a member here named lap dance king who regularly does it
PL- is a pathetic loser
CF- a patrons current favorite dancer
LDK- means cumming in your pants from solely lap dances. It's nicknamed that because of a member here named lap dance king who regularly does it
PL- is a pathetic loser
CF- a patrons current favorite dancer
@DoctorPhil -- what wrong lil' fellah? You sound like you're havin' a bad day. Fanny the Tranny and Ilsa unable to make you cum last night? And after you saved your money for the special session for six whole months? Maybe next time you should hire the trans chick with the Hitler mustache. Dumbkoff!
@Pole_DOC dude -- apologies. I use dude for anybody who is or might be a major dude with half a heart that surely will tell his friends that a minor world that breaks apart falls together again. So view it as a compliment. And don't let DoctorPhil's negativity get to you. Somebody pissed in his Post Toasties when he was a kid and he's been sour ever since.
@CJ dude -- I'm glad you've given up being so repetitive.
So repetitive.
So repetitive.
Shit!
As I've said before, if you cannot nut "in your pants" from a very hot girl sliding her hands inside your pants and jacking you off while she grinds her butt on your bone and at the same time you're latched on to her massive tits, and then she flips around and wraps them same tits around your bone and gives you an explosive titty fuck, then I suggest you've got some serious problems.
That my friends is a real lap dance, and if you aren't getting that, or something like it, then you're not getting a real lap dance.
Now, if you insist on believing that guys who cum during a lap dance are only receiving no-touch air dances, and a breeze happens to blow across their crotch, causing them to nut, then you are seriously mistaken. I suggest you visit a real VHM lap dance club.
Sorry to intrude...continue pounding your chests and proclaiming how macho you are cuz you're virtually impotent.
A fucking handjob isn't a what LDK is talking about when he talks about LDK'ing I am sure that has been explained to you before in another thread. He is talking about cumming in your pants form a girl only grinding on you.
Not jacking you off, or blowing you, or titty fucking you. I think you have a serious problem of just spouting off shit that has nothing to do with the actual thread.
And where the hell is Dougster and why isn't he trolling jerikson like he's supposed to??
Criminy, the freaking guy is killing us with his pablum
Huh?? Isn't that the primary rule for posting in this forum? Spouting off shit that has nothing to do with the actual thread? Isn't that what everyone does?
And yes, it has everything to do with the thread. The percentage of customers who nut from a lap dance is the topic, correct? It was based on a discussion with a dancer who said 60% correct? And that obviously has a great deal to do with the type of lap dance performed, correct?
If you assume all lap dances are air dances, but guys are still nutting in their pants, then yes, 60% seems crazy. However, my point is that the 60% figure becomes far more reasonable if you consider that maybe this was a high mileage dancer who knew how to get guys off, and did something between an air dance and what I described.
How do you get it?
I agree w/ bang69 agreeing with shadow – but who does shadow agree w/ - no one bitches – he is the godfather :)
I never LDK; I just stay hard and enjoy the grind. If a hand or mouth is added, I will pop every time.
Personally, if the mood is right, and the friction is just right, a decent grind can get me off. Sometimes, all of her grinding and jackhammering don't do shit for me. A lot of it has to do with mood and physical chemistry within your body. In my case, whiskey dick can ruin a lapper!
So, to those of you that enjoy a good LDK....good for you and keep it up. To you internet studs who can't get off....I feel sad for you that you can't enjoy the experience and that you just too cool for school. Maybe you're just seeing the wrong kind of strippers and need to try some lappers from some chippendale's dancers.
sshrfrsky: "It would seem to me that guys who LDK easily or at least regularly are probably prone to premature ejaculation."
GoVikings: "I guess I'll just have to accept the fact that every guy is different--because I'll never understand how someone can do this from SOLELY lap dances---no matter how many they get in a row."
Based on my own experience and anecdotal evidence, I wouldn't be surprised if 60% of SC regulars expect to climax from lap dances, even if that percentage is [allegedly] far lower among the manly men of TUSCL. Mr. Frsky, I haven't had any problems with premature ejaculation in bed with a real live woman in about four decades, but there's something about a hot young stripper grinding her thong-clad ass and pussy and naked tits on my johnson that gets me off within a few songs the vast majority of the time.
Just a couple of days ago I paid a lunchtime visit to a club on the northwest side of Indianapolis and saw B, a dancer who had provided many "lapgasms" at another club on the southeast side until she disappeared about four years ago. As soon as she got off stage, we went back to the private dance area. My mission (and hers!) was accomplished after two $25 dances, she high-fived me, and I was on my merry way. My point is that if you expect to cum, and the stripper is determined to make it happen, there is an excellent chance that you will.
Not that there's anything wrong with that :)
Yeah, we're not giving the title to some johnny-cum(in your pants)-lately
When you've got a rock solid boner in a strip club, and a hot dancer is doing her skilled handiwork and butt work on you, the fact that you have a Viagra-assisted baseball bat in your pants seems to make the whole experience more erotic and exciting, IMO.
So it does, IMO, assist you in getting off. Not directly, but psychologically. Not only does being horny give you a boner, having a boner makes you horny to some degree.
For me, Viagra really enhances the experience a LOT.
Prim0 and MrDeuce,
you guys are too sensitive. i never knocked anyone or said anything negative or put down anyone about cumming in their pants from a lap dance.
i simply said i don't understand how it happens
that's all
Sure – there are always those TUSCLERs that will mock anything including but not limited to LDKers – but I believe most of the non-LDKers are just a bit perplexed at the LDK phenomenon – I mean – if some of us non-LDKers at least LDKed from time to time; we’d understand the phenomenon I guess – but for many; if not most; long-time SCers; we have never LDKed over the course of our long and illustrious monger careers.
In the interest of full-disclosure – I may have come close but that is probably less than in 5 LDs total of 1000s (assuming no hand or mouth stimulation) – now - I have had incidents of pre-cum (a bit of “dick perspiration); but never busted a nut (aka had an orgasm/came).
@GoVikings - you already figured it out - they're "too sensitive"
And that's how schisms start
Anyway, in an attempt to clarify, let me provide a few scenarios so we're all on common ground in the discussion. Let me know if you can nut in the following situations:
A. A very hot dancer is lying on you, facing away, squirming her tight butt on your very rigid bone. You're wearing very soft, commando shorts, and your dick is covered with the fabric, but sliding between her butt cheeks. Your hands are roaming all over her body, and she's doing all she can to make you cum with her squirming and dirty talk.
Question: How likely is it that you can nut in this situation, after, say, 3 dances of this?
For me, personally, if I'm super horny the answer is yes, though everything has to be right, and she has to be intending to make me nut.
B. Same situation, but dancer reaches behind her and slides her hands inside your commando shorts and starts stroking you, using your pre-cum for lube. She's trying very hard to get you to cum, including talking nasty.
C. Same as situation B, but dancer then gets down on her knees facing you and does a combination hand job and titty fuck with her very large tits. She also drools some spit on your bone for lubrication.
Now, to me these are all examples of fairly standard and common VHM lap dance experiences, though C is to be found only in certain clubs or with certain dancers in many clubs. For reference, all three are fairly common for me to experience with multiple $10 or $15 lap dances in local VHM clubs.
Now I don't know if any of that is considered LDK'ing, nor do I give a shit.
So IMO – only scenario ‘A’ above qualifies under the internationally accepted “LDK guidelines†– and unfortunately I have never LDKed under scenario ‘A’ (but maybe I have not been sitting in the correct LDK position when getting a LD :)).
And I'll bet that maybe only 20% of "older males" (say age 40-50) can nut in scenario 1, while maybe 5% of "old males" (older than 50) can nut in scenario A.
I'm totally guessing on that, and maybe I'm way off. But I'd be really surprised if the "average" strip club customer can't nut to scenario A. And in that case, the 60% figure seems very reasonable.
I wish. It takes me time, She is HOT and grinds, grinds, grinds
but Ldk nope.
CrazyJoe - I read about those but ... no store to see them and will not but that through internet. :0 Thanks for the tip.
hyperlinks go like this: [url=bla bla bla URL] here [/url]
never tried if it works here. good luck.