Elle MacPherson is 50, so she's clearly too old for me.
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Me too and so is Christie Brinkley at 60.
Yeah, both are pretty women. But I have two distinct classifications: Pretty and HOT. Those two are very pretty. But I wouldn't call them hot.
When you see a "pretty" girl, your brain says, "wow, she's pretty". But when you see a HOT girl, your dick stands at attention and you want to fuck her brains out.
I guess I'm weird that way.
Well, they're both just right for me. The beauty of fucking older women is that you actually can say, I broke that bitch's back last night.
"The beauty of fucking older women is that you actually can say, I broke that bitch's back last night."
I have to hand it to you Mr. Spic, you're one funny guy... :) :)
Thank you, J40. It's also why my last civie girlfriend was a paraplegic. When I told her that when I'm done fucking her, she's gonna roll away in a wheelchair.
"she's clearly too old for me"
@shadowcat - in both cases you would still be doing a younger woman!
Addition-You're rolling away in a wheelchair. That's the honky tonk truth.
Pathetic commentary. All y'all might consider using your strip club funds to purchase a sense of humor.
I'd hit that.
I'd make Elle McPherson strut while I did Christy Brinkley in the back of a Brinks truck.
Rita Hayworth is
dead
I remember Elle on the cover of an SI swimsuit issue in a skin tight maillot. I still almost cum when I think about it. She was hot then and she is hot now!
They are both still gorgeous and I would be honored to have them both at the same time.
I'd fuck both of them
In my perfect world I wouldn't give either Elle or Christie a second glance. They are the model-type figure that doesn't appeal to me very much.
Now, my world is, most assuredly, not perfect so....of course I would tap either one of them right now at whatever advanced age they might be.
What's with that name, Elle, anyway? Ridiculous name; it's as if a young French girl was christened.....She Bardot.
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