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Elle MacPherson is 50

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Elle MacPherson is 50, so she's clearly too old for me.

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shadowcat
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Me too and so is Christie Brinkley at 60.

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jerikson40
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Yeah, both are pretty women. But I have two distinct classifications: Pretty and HOT. Those two are very pretty. But I wouldn't call them hot.

When you see a "pretty" girl, your brain says, "wow, she's pretty". But when you see a HOT girl, your dick stands at attention and you want to fuck her brains out.

I guess I'm weird that way.

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SlickSpic
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Well, they're both just right for me. The beauty of fucking older women is that you actually can say, I broke that bitch's back last night.

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jerikson40
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"The beauty of fucking older women is that you actually can say, I broke that bitch's back last night."

I have to hand it to you Mr. Spic, you're one funny guy... :) :)

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SlickSpic
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Thank you, J40. It's also why my last civie girlfriend was a paraplegic. When I told her that when I'm done fucking her, she's gonna roll away in a wheelchair.

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steve229
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"she's clearly too old for me"

@shadowcat - in both cases you would still be doing a younger woman!

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SlickSpic
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Addition-You're rolling away in a wheelchair. That's the honky tonk truth.

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skibum609
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Pathetic commentary. All y'all might consider using your strip club funds to purchase a sense of humor.

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sclvr5005
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I'd hit that.

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SlickSpic
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I'd make Elle McPherson strut while I did Christy Brinkley in the back of a Brinks truck.

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gatorfan
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Rita Hayworth is

dead

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ATACdawg
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I remember Elle on the cover of an SI swimsuit issue in a skin tight maillot. I still almost cum when I think about it. She was hot then and she is hot now!

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lopaw
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They are both still gorgeous and I would be honored to have them both at the same time.

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bang69
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I'd fuck both of them

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farmerart
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In my perfect world I wouldn't give either Elle or Christie a second glance. They are the model-type figure that doesn't appeal to me very much.

Now, my world is, most assuredly, not perfect so....of course I would tap either one of them right now at whatever advanced age they might be.

What's with that name, Elle, anyway? Ridiculous name; it's as if a young French girl was christened.....She Bardot.

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