When I travel I look for...

When I travel I look for that mid-tier club with reasonable drink prices, down to earth attractive dancers and an unpretentious, friendly vibe. Based on the reviews this place looked promising but it fell way short. Having to be buzzed in at 3pm was the first tip off. It's a small club with a nice, big bar and stage in the middle but that's the end of the positives. Drinks were $8....and that's a vodka/tonic in a rocks glass. Of course I'm there 2 minutes and a dancer with enormous boobs and curves to go with them saddles up. She's very nice but not my type...of course neither is the cow on stage. Sorry...but this was a girl who should not be taking her clothes off in public. The other three dancers were also 3's so with no redeeming qualities I headed down the street. The reviewer who said you should go here after binge drinking was right.