Keepers Gentlemen's Club
354 Woodmont Rd Milford, CT 06460

I've been here 3 times. The...

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RonJonJ
Jul 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I've been here 3 times. The first was with a group of 10, didn't even bother looking at the dancers, once with a friend, and now by myself, and each time the experience is the same, and it's not good. The most recent visit was at 2 on a Monday afternoon. The layout of the club is nice. There are a number of pool tables, gaming machines at the bar, and things to do. There is a reason for this, I'll get to in a moment. The place seems clean for the most part, and the parking has always been easy. Three dancers were working, two were very out of shape, and the third one was older in good shape, but her stomach which she kept mostly covered was was terribly marred by stretch marks. Very unpleasant looking. She was also pushy for me to get a dance having only just walked in, I said no. After about 10 minutes, it felt very awkward and I decided to leave. The second visit I was there with a friend, similar thing, except that time where we sat at the bar smelled terrible. We couldn't figure out what it was, but it was horrible. We also left then after only a few minutes. The pool table and electronic game are there to keep you occupied and give you something to do, an otherwise decent bar that has an unfortunate lack of talent.

So why do I keep returning? Because I forget the name of the club, and end up there disappointed. However writing this review will imprint the name on my brain I am quite certain, so I appreciate the service TUSCL. To be fair to the club, I went there at 2, not a lot of people go I'm sure at that time. So perhaps late at night it gets fun. But I've been to much better in the area and in the future will avoid this particular club unless I hear otherwise from a friend that it's changed.

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