Hypothetical Situation #8

16 comments

• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Slick - I know that you have been up all night. Just go to bed. :)
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I would bust a nut and save the world
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  I would convince the dancer to go on an OTC date immediately. After all, it's her life too.
• ime

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  10 years ago

  make sure the strip club keeps its speed up over 55 miles an hour
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  I would man up and be a hero like crazyjoe.
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  Reception's jumpin bass is pumpin' Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' Says she wants to dance to a different groove Now you know what to do Slick just bust a move
• crsm27

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  10 years ago

  I would make sure she got me off.....so i would rip my pants off like an NBA 6 man getting into the for the first time and be in my undies and grab two more strippers so there is 4 of us in the 3-4-1 and let them go to work!!! Because if I don't pop.... I will go out with a smile on my face.
• goodsouthernboy

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  10 years ago

  +1 Steve! Funny
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  Lol Slick how do you come up with this stuff
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Well, Slick, I hate to prick your balloon but..... ;)
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Wow ldk...hating like that?
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  "Wow ldk...hating like that?" Some people can dish out the hypotheticals, but can't take one
• HerpinMaDerp

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  10 years ago

  Easy. You shoot the DJ.
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Is the bomb in your pants? Like, did the DJ roofie you and put some C4 up your asshole with a LDK sensor sticking out? 'Cos I'd give the place a bad review. I don't care how hot the dancers are, if the DJ regularly roofies the customers and puts explosives up their ass it is not a good club. I might try it a few times, but if explosives up the ass is a pattern I'm outta there!
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  @HerpinMaDerp -- not easy, 'cos the explosives are already up your ass. You think you're gonna get a proctologist there fast enough to disarm the bomb, hotshot? BTW, coo-el frickin' name. Derp on bro, whatever that means!
• sofaking87

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  10 years ago

  Lol!