Hypothetical Situation #8

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SlickSpic
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb in the strip club. Once the 3-4-1 specials are announced by the DJ, the bomb is armed. If you can't LDK by the end of the 3-4-1, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

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shadowcat
10 years ago
Slick - I know that you have been up all night. Just go to bed. :)
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
I would bust a nut and save the world
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rockstar666
10 years ago
I would convince the dancer to go on an OTC date immediately. After all, it's her life too.
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ime
10 years ago
make sure the strip club keeps its speed up over 55 miles an hour
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mikeya02
10 years ago
I would man up and be a hero like crazyjoe.
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steve229
10 years ago
Reception's jumpin bass is pumpin'
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do Slick just bust a move
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crsm27
10 years ago
I would make sure she got me off.....so i would rip my pants off like an NBA 6 man getting into the for the first time and be in my undies and grab two more strippers so there is 4 of us in the 3-4-1 and let them go to work!!! Because if I don't pop.... I will go out with a smile on my face.
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goodsouthernboy
10 years ago
+1 Steve! Funny
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sclvr5005
10 years ago
Lol Slick how do you come up with this stuff
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ATACdawg
10 years ago
Well, Slick, I hate to prick your balloon but..... ;)
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Wow ldk...hating like that?
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steve229
10 years ago
"Wow ldk...hating like that?"

Some people can dish out the hypotheticals, but can't take one
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HerpinMaDerp
10 years ago
Easy. You shoot the DJ.
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zipman68
10 years ago
Is the bomb in your pants? Like, did the DJ roofie you and put some C4 up your asshole with a LDK sensor sticking out?

'Cos I'd give the place a bad review. I don't care how hot the dancers are, if the DJ regularly roofies the customers and puts explosives up their ass it is not a good club. I might try it a few times, but if explosives up the ass is a pattern I'm outta there!
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zipman68
10 years ago
@HerpinMaDerp -- not easy, 'cos the explosives are already up your ass. You think you're gonna get a proctologist there fast enough to disarm the bomb, hotshot?

BTW, coo-el frickin' name. Derp on bro, whatever that means!
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sofaking87
10 years ago
Lol!
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