Hypothetical Situation #8

Slick - I know that you have been up all night. Just go to bed. :)

I would bust a nut and save the world

I would convince the dancer to go on an OTC date immediately. After all, it's her life too.

make sure the strip club keeps its speed up over 55 miles an hour

I would man up and be a hero like crazyjoe.

Reception's jumpin bass is pumpin' Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' Says she wants to dance to a different groove Now you know what to do Slick just bust a move

I would make sure she got me off.....so i would rip my pants off like an NBA 6 man getting into the for the first time and be in my undies and grab two more strippers so there is 4 of us in the 3-4-1 and let them go to work!!! Because if I don't pop.... I will go out with a smile on my face.

+1 Steve! Funny

Lol Slick how do you come up with this stuff

Well, Slick, I hate to prick your balloon but..... ;)

Wow ldk...hating like that?

"Wow ldk...hating like that?"

Some people can dish out the hypotheticals, but can't take one

Easy. You shoot the DJ.

Is the bomb in your pants? Like, did the DJ roofie you and put some C4 up your asshole with a LDK sensor sticking out?

'Cos I'd give the place a bad review. I don't care how hot the dancers are, if the DJ regularly roofies the customers and puts explosives up their ass it is not a good club. I might try it a few times, but if explosives up the ass is a pattern I'm outta there!

@HerpinMaDerp -- not easy, 'cos the explosives are already up your ass. You think you're gonna get a proctologist there fast enough to disarm the bomb, hotshot?

BTW, coo-el frickin' name. Derp on bro, whatever that means!

Lol!