He got his jolt from coffee not this friggin' Red Bull crap the young ins' buy.
Why, back in my day, I had to walk to Columbia (with no shoes) just to steal some coffee beans from Juan Valdez. Now any yahoo can walk into the corner 7-11 and buy a can a Red Bull. Where's the adventure in that?
I wouldn't be surprised if Shadowcat said he got over 60. I have no desire to get that many even if LMN paid for all of them. I did have one weird dream where the girls got me to play a game they called musical pussy. Basicly your dick goes in and then back and forth for the partial song. Then you switch to another pussy with another song. If the music completely stops, that girl is eliminated. 100 lap dances wouldn't be as pleasant.
I believe it was on my 66th birthday that I got 66 lap dances. It was at the Columbia Platinum Plus but it was over a 2 day period and I wound up with a big case of "lap dick". Never again. Is strictly quality now.
On my 70th birthday I too two girls to VIP at Follies. Got the room for free,
I believe it was on my 66th birthday that I got 66 lap dances. It was at the Columbia Platinum Plus but it was over a 2 day period and I wound up with a big case of "lap dick". Never again. Is strictly quality now.
On my 70th birthday I too two girls to VIP at Follies. Got the room for free
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last commentThis cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
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This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
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This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
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^^^LOL
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And to answer your question joe no... I don't roll with a wad if cash like u!! Please teach me at my bday bash?!!!
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Oh yeah
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This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
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Lol capri
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This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
This cracks me up LOL ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘ðŸ‘
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I heard that Joe DiMaggio got 100 lapdances in a row during his 56 game hitting streak. That Joe, he sure is Joltin'. Just ask Marilyn.
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Joe is da Man
He got his jolt from coffee not this friggin' Red Bull crap the young ins' buy.
Why, back in my day, I had to walk to Columbia (with no shoes) just to steal some coffee beans from Juan Valdez. Now any yahoo can walk into the corner 7-11 and buy a can a Red Bull. Where's the adventure in that?
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In a row, no. In the same club, sure.
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That was you Moto? Shit, we must've met back in Colombia. They ran out of donkeys and used me to carry coffee beans on my back.
Since Latinos often eat and drink beans, wouldn't that make us Double Beaners?
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I wouldn't be surprised if Shadowcat said he got over 60. I have no desire to get that many even if LMN paid for all of them. I did have one weird dream where the girls got me to play a game they called musical pussy. Basicly your dick goes in and then back and forth for the partial song. Then you switch to another pussy with another song. If the music completely stops, that girl is eliminated. 100 lap dances wouldn't be as pleasant.
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yes I have gotn 100 LD's in a row at PP Greenville SC, Folies in Atl,PP in Columbia SC.
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shark,
I believe sc did something when he turned 70. Perhaps 70 dances?
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I'd LDK long before I got to 100.
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And yes it was $5 a pop table side heavy 2 way...I wouldn't done this any other way...juicelion
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I believe it was on my 66th birthday that I got 66 lap dances. It was at the Columbia Platinum Plus but it was over a 2 day period and I wound up with a big case of "lap dick". Never again. Is strictly quality now.
On my 70th birthday I too two girls to VIP at Follies. Got the room for free,
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I believe it was on my 66th birthday that I got 66 lap dances. It was at the Columbia Platinum Plus but it was over a 2 day period and I wound up with a big case of "lap dick". Never again. Is strictly quality now.
On my 70th birthday I too two girls to VIP at Follies. Got the room for free
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This cracks me up LOL
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This cracks me sideways-BOOOM!!!
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once back in the meow 70s I paid for 87 lapdances meow ant that right clubber ? meow he said it was meow like a porno
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Shadowcat69,was that before or after Flomax and did you have your Lifetime Membership.
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