Backpage Ads

13 comments

• azdd

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  8 years ago

  In most cities, most of the BP ads have fake photos. Tineye.com or google image search are good tools for finding out if those gorgeous pics are unique to her ad, or if they are on several thousand other websites. Some ads are hopelessly blatant, stealing and using images of well known porn stars or internet models. Any escort worth her salt in your town should have reviews on TER, Eccie, or other review site. No reviews? She's a fake. One other thing to remember, the pics very well might be her, but they may be from 10 years and 30 pounds ago. Caveat Emptor!
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  If you're new at this, do not see any escort without:
  1. Doing a google image search on her pics
  2. Checking a review site like TER to see if she's reviewed.
  
  You definitely do not have the skills to tell the the real girls from LEO, or the criminal gangs who use fake ads to victimize johns, so reviews are a must.
  
  There are multiple ways to get screened. You need to get your head examined if you give any escort your real name, number, work information, etc. Stick with an escort that will take p411 or some other verification.
  
  In short -- you should be crossing off lots and lots of girls. Fall in love with her pic, but can't find reviews? Cross her off. Good reviews but she wants to call your work? Cross her off.
  
  Lastly, keep in mind that strippers are the hottest girls in the sex industry, period. Well, maybe the high end escorts can hang, but you can't afford those girls anyway. Yes, I know every escort picture makes her look like she'd be among the best looking girls at the strip club ... believe me, 9 times out of 10, despite how good her pics look, the girl who opens the door will be lucky if she's in the bottom 50% at your strip club. What you'll see when she opens that door is always a matter of excitement, although you can up your odds a bit by reading reviews (although there is a LOT of ratings inflations in the reviews)
• ppwh

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  8 years ago

  The most reliable method ever devised for avoiding legal complications in this situation is to pull your dick out as soon as you show up at the sting location. Once the arresting officer tells the DA that you whipped out right away, the DA will say DRAT, FOILED AGAIN!
  
  Your name will still be published in the newspaper, but you can just explain to everyone that it was a huge misunderstanding and that you whipped your cock out as soon as you got in the room.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Yeah BP is a crapshoot, try some of the websites mentioned above such as TER (The Erotic Review) or look for a good mileage strip club if they have them in your area
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Read my BP ad. Young, gorgeous stud available by the hour. LOL
• Timex345

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  8 years ago

  I tend to stay away from Backpage. Too much risk and I am hardly ever satisfied with the looks of the girl who
  opens the door.
• aks451

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  8 years ago

  In other words, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Thanks.
• Tiburon

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  8 years ago

  Reverse Google image search
• ButterMan

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  8 years ago

  yea stay away from backpage. If you do find a girl on there atleast google her phone number and hopefully she has some reviews somewhere. all in all your better buying your pussy at the SC.
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  My buddy Dave booked a backpage escort and she accidentally came to my room instead. I had to call him up to come get her, and do you know what she did when Dave arrived? She refused to leave my room unless I gave her some of my pizza I ordered. Dave never backed me up saying ,"The girls hungry and she doesn't get paid until I get my fill, too!"
  
  Well apparently the only way she could have sex was by eating, and she took $50 off the service charge for my friend Dave for being fed, but I was out a half of a pepperoni/sausage pie! Damn Dave. Last time I ever go on the road with him.
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Hey, meat. Dave cost you half a pie, you should have gotten half of his!
• Mate27

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  8 years ago

  ^^ No shit! I told her she had to let him use a condom. It was his dirty 30 birthday so I gave him a pass.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  The short bus wins again!