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aks451
Florida
Never tried this before. How do you know that the 24 year old Scandinavian woman with the blonde hair, marvelous melons and flawless body is real? Also some ads say they require screening. I don't want anyone calling me at work! What's really involved?
Also - any tips on how not to get robbed or arrested if I go to her place? This needs to be as DL as it can be.
Thanks in advance for any wisdom you all can offer.
Also - any tips on how not to get robbed or arrested if I go to her place? This needs to be as DL as it can be.
Thanks in advance for any wisdom you all can offer.
13 comments
1. Doing a google image search on her pics
2. Checking a review site like TER to see if she's reviewed.
You definitely do not have the skills to tell the the real girls from LEO, or the criminal gangs who use fake ads to victimize johns, so reviews are a must.
There are multiple ways to get screened. You need to get your head examined if you give any escort your real name, number, work information, etc. Stick with an escort that will take p411 or some other verification.
In short -- you should be crossing off lots and lots of girls. Fall in love with her pic, but can't find reviews? Cross her off. Good reviews but she wants to call your work? Cross her off.
Lastly, keep in mind that strippers are the hottest girls in the sex industry, period. Well, maybe the high end escorts can hang, but you can't afford those girls anyway. Yes, I know every escort picture makes her look like she'd be among the best looking girls at the strip club ... believe me, 9 times out of 10, despite how good her pics look, the girl who opens the door will be lucky if she's in the bottom 50% at your strip club. What you'll see when she opens that door is always a matter of excitement, although you can up your odds a bit by reading reviews (although there is a LOT of ratings inflations in the reviews)
Your name will still be published in the newspaper, but you can just explain to everyone that it was a huge misunderstanding and that you whipped your cock out as soon as you got in the room.
opens the door.
Well apparently the only way she could have sex was by eating, and she took $50 off the service charge for my friend Dave for being fed, but I was out a half of a pepperoni/sausage pie! Damn Dave. Last time I ever go on the road with him.