Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

Two of Three

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Ch3ll
Aug 3, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

So this is my second time in Cocoa Beach and wanted to check out Lido's since I checked out Cheaters last time. Pulled up and the parking lot was pretty well lit. Its right next to the main road so its in the open. I walked in and at the entrance was a girl taking the money. It was after 10 PM for sure and the cover was $5. There was a bouncer/manager behind her, but there wasn't a check for weapons done.

So I first go to the bathroom and its like a narrow hallway which includes a bathroom troll. The bathroom troll was right at the door. He did have quite the collection of cologne and other stuff you might need to freshen up in the strip club. Also, to dry your hands he was handing out washcloths. That's a first I've seen. Be prepared to slide against the wall if there are a few men in the bathroom. Like I said its narrow.

So back out to the club. The bar takes on a horseshoe shape. There are two stages in the place the main which could have two girls (only one at a time while I was there) and the other for a single girl. So the bar is nearby for both. They also had floor waitresses. Must have been an off night for the bartender, because when I got to the bar she had her back turned at the register texting or whatever on her phone. I ordered a beer which was $4.50. I gave her $5 expecting to get .50 cents back, but after a short wait I noticed she had went back to her phone so I was like fuck it.

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