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Ldk/lapgasm pole

chessmaster
Illinois
What is your position on ldk'ing/lapgamsing?

A. It's my #1 goal
B. If it happens oh well
C. Only in certain circumstances
D. I would but i don't want a mess in my pants
E. Gross. Only 14 year olds cum in their pants
F. It's either ldk/lapgasm or blue balls where I club
G. It's cheaper than bj and fs so...
H. I don't want to risk stds
I. I can't help it. I'm a premature ejaculater
J. Fuck you jackie
K. I agree with cflock
L. Shit
M. Ldk/lapgasm is a work of fiction
N. Only with 18 year old redheads
O. I'm looking for a ldq right now
P. If extras one day become extinct
Q. Only at follies
R. I'd rather bang crazyjoes mom
S. I'd rather bang Hilary Clinton
T. When the system fails
U. I'd rather give a hj to a tranny
V. If juices rap career blows up
W. Only when high
X. Shut the fuck up
Y. Youre an idiot
Z. I'm rich bitch

15 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    Other - I'm unable to - in 1000s of dances I may have felt a *slight* possibility maybe 10 times (if that) - I have had pre-cum (tip of dick wet in many occasions but never busted a nut from a dance) - if I was able to then it'd be C where I would not mind sometimes but I would personally put-it in the HJ category where I opt for it sometimes but usualy pass especially if I'm not ready to leave fhe club yet (i.e. I usually don't like busting a nut if I wanna keep on SCing during the visit)
  • TheeOSU
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    8 years ago
    Great to see that you know your ABC's, but can you recite it backwards when a state trooper pulls you over at 2am?

  • mikeya02
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    8 years ago
    ^^^ Only hard core drunks know how to do that, hoping it will get them off.
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    I choice all of the above options lol
  • vincemichaels
    •
    8 years ago
    G and J
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Lol...Vincent Peale
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    V J X Z
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    My answer is in the from of a rap with a nice beat in the link below if you wish to listen to my point of view

    http://www.smule.com/p/731123488_5270912…
  • TheeOSU
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    8 years ago
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    My link no longer works...sorry for the ones that missed it
  • JimGassagain
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    8 years ago
    Chessmaster on ignore for creating such a silly thread. Keep it up Juice and you'll be next.
  • Tiburon
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    8 years ago
    A. I've always wanted to give it a go. Never could though. And getting high doesn't help...or does it?
  • MrDeuce
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    8 years ago
    A is my choice at non-extras clubs. At extras clubs, a BBBJCIM is the goal, often attained now that I know about them :)
  • sharkhunter
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    8 years ago
    I came close when I was young and relatively new to strip clubs.
    Now if I had at least 2 drinks, it's unusual with the dances I get now if I even get aroused.
    Dances are not that exciting to me. If I visited Follies or somewhere else, that could change. When you expect almost nothing and your expectations are met all the time, it's not very exciting unless the girl looks super hot but then you wish you were somewhere else with her.
  • sharkhunter
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    8 years ago
    If I find another hobby I like, I might disappear for months.
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