I initially debated writing this article figuring that someone with the wherewithal to support many club visits could also afford a set of wheels, and/or have enough horsepower in the company food chain to rate a company paid rental. I recognize that some downtown areas just aren't car parking friendly, and that getting a rental car would entail getting it on ones own dime. I'll chronicle my actual experiences utilizing the metro rail system in 3 cities, and briefly touch upon some bus options and hotel van driver options.
DC/METRO
The DC area metro system is a very good one, IMHO. Parking anywhere in downtown DC can be a royal PITA. There are several different colored lines going through downtown DC originating in the Maryland (Red, Green, Yellow, Blue, Orange) or Virginia suburbs. (Blue, Orange, Yellow). My first experience using the Metro to get to a strip club happened in the late 80's when I took the Red Line from a Maryland suburb to the Farragut North stop, then walking a few blocks to Archibalds. Virginia suburb customers taking the Blue or Orange line will want to get off at the Farragut West stop, Eastern MD customers taking the Blue or Orange line will want to get off at McPherson Square.
Other downtown DC clubs convenient to Metro stops would be Royal Palace and Camelot. The former is a few blocks north of DuPont Circle stop (Red Line). Camelot is almost a wash between DuPont Circle stop, and Farragut North stop (Red Line). For Blue, or Orange line riders, Farragut West is the place to get off, being about 3 to 4 blocks south of club. In the VA suburbs, Crystal City Restaurant is close to the Crystal City stop (Yellow and Blue lines).
ATLANTA/MARTA
On a short layover in ATL airport area hotel, I opted to take a hotel van to the main terminal, then take MARTA subway train to the Midtown Stop (~ 3 blocks from club) for an early afternoon visit to The Cheetah. As I recall, the actual ride from the airport was about 20 to 25 minutes, getting off at the 4th or 5th stop. (Midtown Stop).
At this point, I'd like to add that the Tuscl map to individual clubs is an excellent resource. You may have to hit the (+) symbol on the map to zoom in a bit. The Metro(DC), and Marta (Atlanta) stops were well depicted with the applicable stop name displayed. For bus stops, drag icon over the bus symbol depicted nearest club, and a square displaying the bus line number (and color as applicable) pop up adjacent to bus symbol. At least it worked that way a Google Chrome browser on my laptop.Just for grins, I zoomed in on Follies (the most popular Atlanta club among the more active Tuscl members). There is a bus stop about a block south of the club, about even with an Asian eatery.
SAN FRANCISCO/BART
Crazy Horse Theatre and BART were made for each other. CHT is in a very (Un)-User Friendly place for car parking, and it is located only 2 blocks from Powell St. BART Station. I've utilized BART from both San Francisco (SFO), and Oakland (OAK) airport area hotels. Although the trek from Oakland by car would be much longer than one from SFO Airport, the BART ride from Oakland Coliseum Station was only ~ 3-5 minutes longer than the one from SFO Airport Station. If you're staying near SFO, you''ll want to tell the hotel shuttle driver to drop you off at the International Terminal. For those who don't want to take their cellphone to the club, there's some complimentary phones around terminal that auto dial most area hotels. The one downside to BART Powell St. Station (as mentioned in several club reviews) is that there are more vagrants around that station compared to many other areas. That didn't bother me that much, but it helps to be mentally prepared for this by just keeping on walking.
Some other club/station combos that might be doable, but not as convenient as CHT/Powell St. combo include Gold Club (located ~ 6 blocks from Montgomery St. Station). Civic Center/UN Plaza would put you 8 blocks from MBOT, and New Century. (6 blocks uphill, 2 blocks left). For some people, utilizing BART to get to Broadway Clubs would be an exercise for the hardcore, or those who relish complicated travel arrangements.(i.e., take train to---, then take xx bus to----, then wait 19 minutes to catch bus xx to drop you off 2 blocks from club.) For such individuals, the Embarcadero Station would be your exit point, with a net walking distance of 10 to 15 blocks, depending on desired club. Most of that is uphill. Hardy souls, have at it.................
BUS OPTIONS
I'm not a big fan of riding the bus for a number of reasons. They are probably the same reasons that many of you have. I stated earlier that the club map feature of Tuscl is an excellent resource for finding the bus stops nearest to club (bus symbol on map) and the line to take. Even so, I'd still track down the local metro bus service website to confirm the stop, line number, and timetable of operations.I just recently found a gap in the Tuscl club map coverage.Pazzazz (Dayton, OH) is located adjacent to the Dayton Mall. Strangely enough, no bus stop is depicted, even though the South Hub Station for the Dayton transit system is located just south of the mall with 5 to 6 different bus lines running there.With that in mind, I'll do my good deed for the day by listing i-riderta.org as the website to go to in the Dayton area for bus service. I sampled a few other area club maps, bus stops near club are depicted for them.
HOTEL VAN DRIVERS
Seasoned business travelers know that the primary purpose of the van is to pick up from and discharge hotel guests off at the nearby airport. Some larger hotels keep an extra van and driver to shuttle guests to nearby prominent places like shopping centers, etc. If one goes to hotel often enough, one can get to know the van drivers, and some other local nuances. In Tampa, some Westshore area hotel vans will take upon request guest(s) to the Mons Venus if they're not too busy. Pick up can be a crap shoot, so it's best to bite the bullet for a cab.
Another time, I was staying at a hotel a ways away from LAX with irregular van service. I just happened to stop by front desk to find out that van was leaving soon to pick up some people at LAX.. I knew that it would be passing near Bare Elegance along the way. I approached the van driver and asked him if he would mind dropping me off there along the way. Not only did he agree, but he followed me in the club when I went in to break a $20 for some tip change. His eyes were as big as saucers. I knew I could count on him for future rides. All the same, I rented a car on subsequent visits because of the irregular van schedule, and my desire to expand my club base.
Hotel van drivers can also be a good resource for free passes. Some Northwest Fwy hotels in Dallas have shuttle vans to both DFW and Love Field (DAL). Riding from DFW airport to hotel, we passed by The Lodge. I casually mentioned that I might be interested in going there whereupon van driver handed me a free pass, and that I could get a ride there. I knew that might not be tenable for the hour that I would go there, or be picked up. Still, it never hurts to pick up free passes when you can.
Those are some of my experiences, please feel free to share yours.

