THE WORST MISTAKES GUYS MAKE IN NEW ORLEANS STRIP CLUBS, ACCORDING TO A NEW ORLE

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• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Well, have you ever tried to put a muzzle on a woman. I'm not talking about kinky sex. She feels insulted by her patrons. I agree if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  I think it is because the $$ isn't here like it used to be before 2008 and really before 9/11/2001. Plus customer expectations have changed. Also customers expect more for their $$ these days, many of the PLs on Tuscl remind of of that. That's sort of the perfect trifecta that might cause dancers to run to their perverbial typewriters.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Agree with vincemichaels. The changed attitudes runs both ways WRT dancing be more mainstream now. PLs are different these days (including straight women customers) but it also goes the other way and some dancers became dancers who either should have never been dancers in the first place or maybe she should consider a different job if her attitude as changed.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Paying for dances with that cow would be mistake number 1.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  the jealous girlfriend is the one that stood out to me the most
  
  the rest I've either heard before or wasn't surprised by
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Strippers have so much more competition these days.
  
  Camgirls, sugar babies, porn so easily accessible, escorting websites, websites to link PLs up with other single or married women.
  
  Many of these didn't even exist 10 years ago or were in their infancy.
• wallanon

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  8 years ago

  Except the part about wandering tourists, this could have been written about a lot of towns. I was in two of the clubs mentioned in the article not that long ago, and as all of you know YMMV. The first dancer I ever got to leave a club with me was in New Orleans, but it's always more about the girl than the club with that. I'm fine with the sentiment of being respectful to dancers in their workplace. That doesn't cost a guy anything.
• timothyjames55

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  8 years ago

  I've heard the idea that Dominic refers to, about the money not being what it was pre-2008 crash, but at some point we have to have dancers that don't remember that. Heck, dancers in my favorite age range today were between 13 and 16 years old during boom years before the bust.
• s88

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  8 years ago

  "Being a looky-loo"
  
  He paid his door fee and minimum drinks, now STFU. There are strippers who pay the house (aka door) fee, and will never look up from their phone at 99% of customers, how offensive is that? So why should you expect every PL to NOT ignore you?
  
  "There is never any reason to be rude when we initially approach you. We want to talk and spend time with customers, to help make sure everyone is having a good time. When you try to say ‘Hi’ to someone and they immediately throw a hand in your face, interrupt you mid-introduction, or literally tell you to go away before you have the chance to finish your sentence, it's infuriating.""
  
  You are ugly and overweight and I see meth pick marks on your face, I am not spending any $ on you, go away and find someone who will spend $ on you.
  
  "Forgetting that consent exists in clubs, too "
  
  Fingering and opening my fly is when I ask for consent. If I ask for the rules, you will give me an airdance you ROB. If I wanted an air dance I'd go watch pole dances for $1 or $2 a song in tips.
  
  "Expecting a make-out session "
  
  I do, worst ratio is 1:10 or 1:15 strippers in the club that isn't known for it, best ratio is 2:3 that is known for it. I can goto any regular nightclub and assuming I get bottle service, flash my rolex and gold chain, and say I work in financial securities, I can make out with a nightclub whore. I dont know where her mouth was, neither do I know where yours (a stripper) was, hell the nightclub girl can be a stripper or escort and she will never tell me. I've gotten a fever and flu after plain LDs with 1 stripper, that night, just one, with no kissing, just air or skin to skin transmission. The no make-out rule is just product differentiation, to nickle and dime for tips, or you "saving" something for your BF that a PL cant have.
  
  "We don't have company-offered medical, so I'd prefer not to spend half a night’s pay in doctor bills."
  
  Nearly all strippers qualify for medicaid since they have no income and usually have kids. No income, non-disabled, adults without kids under 65 didn't qualify for medicaid in most states before obamacare, I think they now do in all states. If you have kids and no income, you have always qualified for medicaid.
  
  " Confusing strippers with a personal harem "
  
  Must be a SW member. SCs are a meat market. Idiots buy time to have a hot chick sit next to them ITC for broke PLs to be jealous. Hardcore PLs only do private dances or takeout. Escorts are women who rely on fake pics and once at your door, the custie's blue ball's will make him go through with fucking anything with a pussy (or not SJGay) that showed up at his door regardless of looks. Escorts couldn't charge more than BP prices for OTC since the PL already saw the goods ITC and reduced his price accordingly.
• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  "Customers should walk in, throw all their money at the stage and immediately leave"
• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  To be fair, half of this should be common sense
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Remember, the dancers are entitled to their views. And though you and I may not agree with them, it is still very worth while to learn to understand their feelings.
  
  SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I only read a few paragraphs and it was basically a StripperWeb style rant - "Me Me Me" - dancers can do as they see fit and custies need to act as dancers see fit
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  I suspect that for most strippers writing this crap is cheaper than therapy.