Taking work buddies to the club

Yes, my boss, my coworkers and I clubbed a lot. Some of my coworkers are retarded, but who cares.
My boss got a wife out of it, we were all happy for him.

Yes. Years ago: There was a painter that worked for a construction company where I was working as a framer at the time. This guy was charging a week's pay on a credit card in one night. Oddly enough, he quit showing up when his wife started getting the bills.

I'd rather take a civvie girl or a female family member, to be honest. I have not had good luck in the "take a work friend to the strip club" department. Obnoxious. They break the rules. They say embarrassing shit. They are rude and cheap, and I'm taking about guy friends. Never again. My civvie dates in strip clubs or with family members have all been excellent, all female. Go figure !